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January 21, 2005

Another Friday Caption Contest

I'm not quite sure what to say about this one except... go to it.

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Posted by Cassandra at January 21, 2005 03:44 PM

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The Inauguration festivities are thrown into chaos when the Bush family black sheep, "Taffy" Bush, shows up unnannounced.

Posted by: spd rdr at January 21, 2005 04:12 PM

To fill the hole left after uninviting Kid Rock, the Bush Administration asked Poison to perform at the Inaugural Ball.

Posted by: Robbie at January 21, 2005 04:16 PM

And may I ask, where in gay hell you found this picture?!

Posted by: Robbie at January 21, 2005 04:17 PM

This "Tickle Me Elmo" is sold only in San Fransisco bathhouses.

[Did Val Kilmer join the ranks of Ru Paul or is that Paris Hilton in half-@$$ed, reverse drag?]

Posted by: CKC at January 21, 2005 04:25 PM

Hey look, everybody, its Wankr, Norse God of sissies, pretty-boys, and those who are otherwise swishy of gait!

Worship of Wankr was thought to have died out in 1328 A.D. when the vikings cleaved the skull of the last of his followers with their battleaxes. Rumor has it that Hjalmar, who insisted on being called Hjalmy-balmy-poo, made the mistake of trying to convince Sjogard the Bloody-Handed that he needed a "makeover", and that horned helmets were so "last year's viking fashions".

The pensive, sad, I'm-about-to-cry look on his face is because Thor has been giving him the "Ragnarok wedgie of Doom", followed by swirlies, all day while the Valkyries laughed and giggled.

To top it off, Odin got so disgusted with Wankr's whining that he threw him out of Valhalla, saying: "Valhalla is the hall of heroes, not nancy-boys! There is no way that you could be the fruit of my loins! The first thing I'm going to do when I get home is kick your mother in the backside!

Go hang out with the Greek gods in Olympus. They're all a bunch of bumboys so you'll fit right in. The way the Greek men chase each other around all day, rather than the women, its a wonder there are any Greeks left to populate Greece! You'll have lots of worshippers there!"

Posted by: a former european at January 21, 2005 04:47 PM

"Mom! Dad! I'm home from Berkley!"

Posted by: spd rdr at January 21, 2005 04:49 PM

Reviews were mixed for children's book author Eric Carle's promotion for his new book, "Polar Bear Looking Freak, What do You Smell?"
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Be honest, does the belt buckle make we look wierd?
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The stingy night club owner Scrooge was first awaken by the Ghost of Great White's Past. Unfortunately, he still refused to install a sprinkler system.
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New student Bjorn was very popular at his first school dance. Then, he announced that he was not gay. Afterwards, no one would talk to him, and he stood alone the rest of the dance.
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Posted by: KJ at January 21, 2005 04:52 PM

Well I was going to make up some nonsense about the Prowler but I'll behave myself. I found it on Yahoo news.

Posted by: Cassandra at January 21, 2005 04:53 PM

Upon seeing the specimen, Dante immediately created a 10th circle of hell reserved solely for 70's/80's fashion criminals.

Posted by: Masked Menace© at January 21, 2005 04:54 PM

From afe you not only get the caption, you get the whole freakin' article. Heh.

Posted by: Pile On® at January 21, 2005 04:54 PM

The newest member of Teen Titans: Bruce Gayne.

Posted by: Purple Raider at January 21, 2005 04:56 PM

"Ragnarok wedgie of Doom"
That's too funny.

See the 'T' on the shorts? T for Tech?

Virgina Tech?
(plagiarizing spd rdr)
"Mom! Dad! I'm home from Virgina Tech!"

Posted by: Don Brouhaha at January 21, 2005 04:57 PM

Martha Stewart, home from prison.

Posted by: Don Brouhaha at January 21, 2005 04:59 PM

It's from a fashion show, actually, smart alecks.

My caption:

As Professor Leonard Jeffries closed the door to the dark, ill-lit classroom after his last lecture of the day, he realized with a start that Fate had dealt him a final blow: the Prince of the Ice People had come to exact his revenge.

Posted by: Cassandra at January 21, 2005 05:02 PM

"No, No, No. Peter's the guy at that other place. I'm Petunia, Welcome to hell"

Posted by: CKC at January 21, 2005 05:03 PM

"Thwack!"

"Take that!, you ruffian!", he said, as he ritually lashed Professor Jeffries with his...long, red....tassle... Or whatever the heck that thing is.

Posted by: Cassandra at January 21, 2005 05:05 PM

Lost another bet, Johnson?

Posted by: Masked Menace© at January 21, 2005 05:11 PM

Matell introduces the new Tickle Me Elmer doll, aimed at a more mature female demographic.

Posted by: Pile On® at January 21, 2005 05:13 PM

Robbie, he does look amazingly like a bad 80's hair-band retread, doesn't he? :) He's even got the smoldering, pouty androgynous look to him.

Not quite sure what's up with the wrist thing-y though - that's a bit disturbing... The mind boggles. I'm afraid I'm going to be having nightmares about that one all weekend - either that or breaking into fits of laughter at very inappropriate moments :D

Posted by: Cassandra at January 21, 2005 05:22 PM

Petunia, Cat???

I am reminded of a little place what's his noodle from ScrappleFace sent us to in New Orleans. It was called Petunia's. It was very pink.

Posted by: Cassandra at January 21, 2005 05:25 PM

As Mr. Blackwell was concentrating on assembling his Best/Worst Dressed list of 2004 he sensed a disturbance in the fashion force. He looked up from his work to see his nephew Kayan standing in the doorway only long enough for a defiant Mr. Pepper to snarl: "Critique THIS, Uncle B!"

Mr. Blackwell is resting comfortably at Cedar-Sinai after being treated for chest pains and shortness of breath.

Posted by: LA Times at January 21, 2005 05:26 PM

Tad Terrific was crushed when the other superheroes just giggled at his new secret identity.

Posted by: spd rdr at January 21, 2005 05:26 PM

Honest, I really, really want to be a Navy SEAL!

Posted by: RIslander [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 21, 2005 05:33 PM

Cass,
That would probably be Big Time Sublime from LA.
There IS pink on Val's "poncho" and shorts-- Wide stripes. Probably from his "T" emblem and/or washing his red sash with his whites.

PO--I already got dibs on Tickle Me Elmo. phhbbttthh. (yeah, I know you used "elmer". same diff)

Posted by: CKC at January 21, 2005 05:33 PM

The new Mr. 'T.'

Posted by: Cricket at January 21, 2005 05:34 PM

Leif Erikson's New Look after his stint on "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy."

Posted by: Cricket at January 21, 2005 05:37 PM

In a misbegotten marketing ploy the WWF announces the debut of "Terrible Thad from Tulsa" to flacid reviews before "The Royal Rumble".

Debut CD available from RONCO.....$1.75 plus s/h.


Greg

Posted by: Greg at January 21, 2005 05:50 PM

So, do you rat your hair, or do you have a professional rat do the job?

Posted by: Purple Raider at January 21, 2005 05:57 PM

"Feel the wrath of my pout....my mighty pout"

Greg

Posted by: Greg at January 21, 2005 05:58 PM

And I saw a beast come up out of the sea, and lo, it was dressed in white fur. And the beast made everyone on earth worship his image until the Lord had the sense to throw the beast into the lake of fire, along with the beast's fashion consultant.

Posted by: Paul at January 21, 2005 06:01 PM

"I shall lose the vengeful lightning of my terrible pink sword"............


Greg

Posted by: Greg at January 21, 2005 06:02 PM

A model prepares to strut his stuff in the first annual "Beat the Draft" fashion show.

Posted by: RIslander [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 21, 2005 06:08 PM

I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of bloggers cried out in laughter and were suddenly silenced as as they couldn't catch their breath.

Posted by: Masked Menace© at January 21, 2005 06:10 PM

Greg.....

[bursting into laughter]

Was that lose... or loose???

Either way, it was funny.

Posted by: Cassandra at January 21, 2005 06:16 PM

This is Dick.

Dick dresses like this all the time.

Dick likes to dress this way.


Don't be a dick.

Posted by: Purple Raider at January 21, 2005 06:24 PM

Sorry Cat, yours is better anyway...read first then post....read first then post.

Posted by: Pile On® at January 21, 2005 06:42 PM

Purple, I thought you were going to say Dick likes Dick.

Posted by: Pile On® at January 21, 2005 06:43 PM

Mr. T's makeover did not turn out the way he expected.

Posted by: MrsPurpleRaider at January 21, 2005 07:21 PM

Give it up, you also-rans. The furry boots, the fur boa? No one can top the Norse God Wankr, Lord of Nordic frou-frou and nancy-boys!

Pile: I took one look at that picture, and knew I had to come up with something worthy of that nightmarish monstrosity. Once the pain from my eyeballs subsided, I reached deep within my chi, and achieved a zen-state of calmness. The oxymoron of sissified norsemen became my inspiration, and thus was born the unmighty, and rather fey, Wankr.

"Look upon the unmighty countenance of Wankr, mortals, and be ye dismayed!"

Posted by: a former european at January 21, 2005 07:21 PM

The REAL cause of the fall of the Roman Empire.

Posted by: MrsPurpleRaider at January 21, 2005 07:21 PM

Not everyone is clear on the "boy toy" concept.

Posted by: MrsPurpleRaider at January 21, 2005 07:22 PM

former european--

When people say "a picture is worth a thousand words", they don't mean it literally!

Posted by: MrsPurpleRaider at January 21, 2005 07:24 PM

Purple, it is NO FAIR stealing my lines!

Posted by: MrsPurpleRaider at January 21, 2005 07:27 PM

After 3 months of "working to the oldies" on the Richard Simmons plan, Ty was, admittedly, "buff." But there was a queer feeling in his bones that something had forever changed.

Posted by: spd rdr at January 21, 2005 07:31 PM

What happens when too many contest are juxtaposed.
1. Add a Letter
Knights in White Satin
2. Change a Letter
New Boy Band - Twisted Fister

Posted by: Rodney Dill at January 21, 2005 07:41 PM

Odin's son, Balder the Beautiful.

(I'll be happy to provide the mythological reference if former european doesn't beat me to it.)

Posted by: MrsPurpleRaider at January 21, 2005 07:45 PM

Since he is so clearly a descendent of the Viking gods, that must mean he has inhuman strength. Hence, I'd like for him to come over and shovel the snow from my driveway, from my neighbors' driveways, and all the streets in my townhouse division so that we all can drive out safely to the main roadways.

Posted by: Lola Lee at January 21, 2005 07:56 PM

ADVERTISMENT:

"If you were a member of our club, you wouldn`t look like this."

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals
P.E.T.A.

Posted by: Joatmoaf at January 21, 2005 07:57 PM

You know it, Lola... I wish I'd had him around on Wednesday when I had to shovel the driveway, stone steps, and walkway in front of my house twice in under three hours. I didn't do the deck and now I'm regretting it.

Posted by: Cassandra at January 21, 2005 08:04 PM

The Hollywood High prom queen.

Posted by: MrsPurpleRaider at January 21, 2005 08:05 PM

Ah, can't ya see me standin' here
I got my back against the condom machine
I ain't the prettiest you've seen
Ah, can't ya see what I mean?

Ah, might as well hump. Hump!
Might as well hump
Go ahead an' hump. Hump!
Go ahead and hump.

Posted by: Purple Raider at January 21, 2005 08:17 PM

If Eddie Van Halen was dead, he'd be rolling over in his grave right now.

Posted by: Purple Raider at January 21, 2005 08:18 PM

Eight inches of snow in the forecast and this is what I get. That'll teach me to order a Snowblower from San Francisco.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at January 21, 2005 08:24 PM

(to the sound of one hundred kazoos playing "Ride of the Valkyries" in the background)

"Are you thilly sthavages making fun of me?"

On a brighter note, Happy Anniversary to the Raider Nation (of two), if I remember the contest winner thread a--rightly.
25 years, why that makes you Silver Raiders!

Posted by: Don Brouhaha at January 21, 2005 09:12 PM

Tight-ass Androgynous, ready to shake his spear and booty.

Posted by: Don Brouhaha at January 21, 2005 09:17 PM

Thank you, Don.
Silver Raiders--I like that.

Posted by: MrsPurpleRaider at January 21, 2005 09:39 PM

Tad of the Tundra, Boybarian Prince, wore his crown on a troubled brow.

Posted by: cowboy blob at January 21, 2005 09:49 PM

Where's the rest of my pants?

Posted by: MrsPurpleRaider at January 21, 2005 10:01 PM

Tommy felt a bit out of place in the Greyhound terminal in Newark having missed the team bus to Nordic Beach Week.

Posted by: spd rdr at January 21, 2005 11:19 PM

"Do I look like I'm thrilled with my runway assignment?"

Posted by: CKC at January 22, 2005 12:43 AM

At his Swish finishing school a youthful John Forbes Kerry contemplates the meaning of the word integrity...........

Posted by: Mctrip at January 22, 2005 01:01 AM

Tim waited quietly while Meaghan screamed into the telephone at the dating service. It would be another lonely Saturday night.

Posted by: spd rdr at January 22, 2005 09:32 AM

The instant Claeb opened the door, he realized that his personal ad for " a tall regal Nordic-type" was not nearly descriptive enough.

Posted by: spd rdr at January 22, 2005 09:34 AM

The instant Caleb opened the door, he realized that his personal ad for "a tall regal Nordic-type" was not nearly descriptive enough.

What the helk is a Claeb? Sounds like something you cough up.

Posted by: spd rdr at January 22, 2005 09:37 AM

"The horror................The horror"

Col. Kurtz

Posted by: Greg at January 22, 2005 09:48 AM

Ralph, the latest in a long line of "Incredibles" rip-off action heroes, prefered to be called just "TEX" instead of the offical superhero title of The Kotex Kid.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at January 22, 2005 10:33 AM

I'm from the planet Polarhomosrus. I am looking for easy Earth girls.

Posted by: KJ at January 22, 2005 11:31 AM

IF HUMANS WERE PETS OF FRENCH POODLES

Posted by: Mctrip at January 22, 2005 11:36 AM

1. Queer eye for the Viking Guy. (Since this was my tag from the OTB Caption Jam I thought I better enter it.)


2. "So where does this Randy Moss live, I kinda liked that picture of him mooning. Rrrrrrrrr."


Posted by: Rodney Dill at January 22, 2005 12:33 PM

The combined Euro Forces unveil new chic deep arctic military uniforms.

Posted by: Crerar at January 22, 2005 01:07 PM

This costume was rejected for "Alexander" as being too low-key.

Posted by: McGehee [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 22, 2005 01:54 PM

This picture is just flat-out DISTURBING..........


"The new Tele-Tubby action figure is readied for sale in a surprise Greenwich Village ad blitz"

Greg

Posted by: Greg at January 22, 2005 07:03 PM

WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA IF THEY LOSE IN COURT..........

Posted by: McTrip at January 22, 2005 07:44 PM

According to court documents filed yesterday, the Brad and Jennifer split was due to wardrobe differences.

Posted by: brightwinger at January 22, 2005 08:48 PM

Honestly, honey, do these shorts make me look bald?

Posted by: brightwinger at January 22, 2005 08:56 PM

Newsflash: Senator Kerry finds the CIA agent who gave him his cap.

Posted by: brightwinger at January 22, 2005 08:57 PM

Wardrobe Malfunction 2005: another *boob* is exposed.

Posted by: CKC at January 22, 2005 11:39 PM

The picture would be pretty funny if it didn't look like some guy going to your average 70's party.

Posted by: RIslander [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 23, 2005 12:55 PM

"Remember, and I quote. You said, 'Honey, we will always support you, no matter what.' I think what we should have said was, 'Don't bring some weirdo guy home and you know what we mean and we don't want to have to say it twice.'"

Posted by: Rachel Edith at January 25, 2005 04:38 PM

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