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February 23, 2005
Caption Contest, Harbingers Of Doom Edition
Following our longstanding tradition, this week's caption is brazenly ripped off from Caption This!, aka the Source Of All Things Snarky:
The half-vast editorial staff anticipates your legendary captioning prowess with great anticipation.
Posted by Cassandra at February 23, 2005 09:55 AM
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Comments
"Hm...wonder if he would win against me? And if he DID win, should I just dump Bill after I get re elected Senator?"
Posted by: Cricket at February 23, 2005 10:11 AM
Incontinence when traveling abroad is no joke. Nine out of ten traveling Senators know this. Don't leave America without your anti-diarheal medicine.
-a Public Service Announcement from Keep US Senators Healthy (KUSHY)
Posted by: DonBrouhaha at February 23, 2005 11:10 AM
"Folks, we plan to run for President together. A 2fer. How about that! No, no, we're really happy about this. But frankly, we are just like you. We're tired. We hate our jobs. We need a vacation. Traffic is bad. We wish we could just sit and blog all day."
Posted by: Rachel Edith at February 23, 2005 11:23 AM
"Ok, well, here it is. I love Bill and Hillary loves Cindy. The times they are a changin'."
Posted by: Hermoine at February 23, 2005 11:34 AM
Hillary: Oh, come on, I can tell you haven't been studying those tapes of Bill's facial expressions. If you're going to run as my VP you've got to try harder.
Posted by: Masked Menace© at February 23, 2005 11:42 AM
ENTERTAINMENT! - The Before and After shots of Hillary's extreme makeover, from her desparate attempt to remake her image into something more palatable to the public. We think she didn't succeed.
Posted by: Rodney Dill at February 23, 2005 12:13 PM
The nut and the slut.
Posted by: Purple Raider at February 23, 2005 12:18 PM
Seven years in Hanoi, twenty-five years in Little Rock. Call it even.
Posted by: Jack at February 23, 2005 01:21 PM
Ooooh.... :)
Posted by: Cassandra at February 23, 2005 01:26 PM
I likes ta squint when I'm in Afghanistan, makes me look thoughtful and tough.
Yeah well, I likes to squint even squintier.
Posted by: Pile On® at February 23, 2005 02:07 PM
Which one is Captain Quint and which one is the shark?
Posted by: Cricket at February 23, 2005 02:18 PM
"Well, even I have to admit his Eisenhower imitation is better than my Eleanor."
Posted by: dougrc ![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.villainouscompany.com/vcblog/nav-commenters.gif)
at February 23, 2005 02:26 PM
Oooh! I just looked into her eyes and had a Hanoi Hilton flashback! The Horror!
Posted by: Cowboy Blob at February 23, 2005 02:56 PM
We're headed into the Yankees locker room to check for steroids. No, wait, don't announce it to 'em, they're still in the shower!
Posted by: Ciggy at February 23, 2005 03:10 PM
"You look them in the eye, Chiefie."
Posted by: Cricket at February 23, 2005 03:29 PM
(AP) Senator Hillary Clinton today unveiled her hand puppet to an ecstatic media audience.
Posted by: John of Argghhh! at February 23, 2005 03:45 PM
My scowl is MUCH better than yours.
Nu-uh!
Ya-huh!
Nu-uh!
Ya-huh!
Posted by: AFSister at February 23, 2005 04:33 PM
Just in time for '08!! A "Can't miss" ticket!!
The McClintons!!!
Greg
Posted by: Greg at February 23, 2005 04:33 PM
People keep talking about Hillary and I running for president like it's a sexual thing, it's not. I put the fireplace on. I give her hot milk, you know, we have cookies. It’s very charming. It’s very sweet. It’s what the whole world should do. The most loving thing to do is to share running for president with Hillary.
Posted by: Pile On® at February 23, 2005 04:44 PM
"Source of all things snarky?"
Posted by: V the K at February 23, 2005 04:58 PM
Sorry :D
I was still laughing hysterically at your captions on the "Reconsidering the 19th Amendment, Part 3 of 5" photo when I typed that.
Posted by: Cassandra at February 23, 2005 05:05 PM
Hillary: I wonder what he looks like nekkid...
John: I wonder what she looks like nekkid... oh!
Posted by: John of Argghhh! at February 23, 2005 05:06 PM
Will you look at those boobs?
Shut up, Hillary!
Posted by: Purple Raider at February 23, 2005 05:52 PM
After sharing their first open-mouthed, probing-tongues kiss together in private, the senators had these thoughts as they handled yet another press conference in Kabul :
Sen. Clinton : Well, who would have thought McCain of all people could lick the senate ladies caucus - I"m sure I heard him breath through his ears, and that tongue was at least ten inches long.....
Sen. McCain : We've been travelling together for three days and I don't remember her eating a tuna melt.....
Posted by: Duffer at February 23, 2005 06:36 PM
It was at this exact moment that both senators realised what must have happened : a luggage mix-up had resulted in his super-size-me hemorrhoidal suppositories and her extra large tampons becoming interchanged.
Posted by: Loon at February 23, 2005 06:46 PM
When we get back I'll offer to drive her home.....hope we land near Chappaquidick....
Posted by: McTrip at February 23, 2005 06:49 PM
Candid photo from the "Joint POW Conference"*
*Prisoner of War
*Pissed-off Woman.
Greg
Posted by: Greg at February 23, 2005 07:24 PM
Grumpier Old Sen's
Posted by: Rodney Dill at February 23, 2005 07:41 PM
. . .And now for a few words about common diarrhea. . .
Tough Sh*t
Posted by: Rodney Dill at February 23, 2005 07:49 PM
"Sad result of 'Mexican Food Monday' in the Senate cafeteria........
Greg
Posted by: Greg at February 23, 2005 07:55 PM
Thought balloon over BOTH heads.........
"Hhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm"
Greg
In related news, Rep. Hinchey(D-Moonbat Meadows,N.Y.) reports that the 2 Senators are at an undisclosed Albany,N.Y. airport, waiting for the first official visit by a UFO to America.He has no facts, but believes it is his DUTY to report this observation.
Posted by: Greg at February 23, 2005 08:59 PM
Grumpier old senators... love it!
Posted by: John of Argghhh! at February 23, 2005 09:17 PM
TweeleDevious & TweedleDumbvious
Posted by: CKCat at February 23, 2005 11:19 PM
[must preview before post, BAMMIT!]
TweedleDevious & TweedleDumbvious
Posted by: CKCat at February 23, 2005 11:22 PM
Glum and Glummer.
Posted by: CKCat at February 24, 2005 03:13 AM
Question: When were those 2 on Robert Schullers "Hour of Power"??--or is that the bodyless ghost of Edward R. Murrow in the background?
Posted by: CKCat at February 24, 2005 03:18 AM
"Gloom~Doom '08"
O-tay Buckwheat....I'll shut up now and relocate to jammie land.
Posted by: Me again at February 24, 2005 03:53 AM
Thanks, John.
Posted by: Rodney Dill at February 24, 2005 05:51 AM
Babe . . . I got you babe . . .
Posted by: Rodney Dill at February 24, 2005 06:08 AM
[*thought balloon*] "I will not look. I *will* not look. If I see her left shoulder pad creep up any higher, this whole mouthful of coffee is goin' right out my nose. Oh, God--*PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME LOOK!*"
-alternatively-
[*thought balloon*] "Any second now, that scruple's gonna crawl out from under her shoulder pad and nail her jugular..."
Posted by: cw4billt at February 24, 2005 07:38 AM
"Hump? What hump?"
(Inspired by the shoulder pad caption, and Young Frankenstein)
Posted by: Rodney Dill at February 24, 2005 08:28 AM
Hillary: "Who's yer daddy, John?"
McCain: "Who's yer beeyotch, Hillary?"
Posted by: McGehee at February 24, 2005 10:43 AM
To improve relations and boost morale, the Senate held a staring contest tournament. The tournament was quickly abandoned however when it was realized that no matter who was paired together, the Senators could not look each other in the eye.
Posted by: KJ at February 24, 2005 10:45 AM
♪ ♪ ♪
[Musical caption; tune: "American Woman", performed by The Guess Who]
Huh!
"American Gothic"
Senatorial gli-i-ibs
"American Gothic"
Twin closet li-i-ibs...
"American Gothic"
Aging Flower Ki-i-ids
"American Gothic"
Jowls have hit the ski-i-ids....
♪ ♪ ♪
Posted by: The Great Santini at February 24, 2005 01:25 PM
Ew...don't eat the green ones.
Posted by: Cowboy Blob at February 24, 2005 01:36 PM
"Hi, this is Hillary and Robert for EAZIGOES, the new laxative from the same folks who brought you STOPZTHERUNZ. Remember you can go all night with EAZIGOES."
Posted by: Purple Raider at February 24, 2005 02:30 PM
"Jesus is coming. Look serious."
Posted by: KJ at February 24, 2005 04:01 PM
Hillary's cosmetic surgeon, Dr. Nippon Tuk, had failed to mention that the heat of the Brutal Iraqi Spring might cause the Botox™ to become flaccid. Sen. McCain, a true gentleman, pretended not to notice the right side of her face sliding southward.
Posted by: MathMom at February 24, 2005 10:55 PM
Sniff, sniff--what's that terrible smell?
Hillary, I thought you said Bill never actually smoked those cigars!
Posted by: MrsPurpleRaider at February 24, 2005 11:20 PM
"His saxophone? ... Sorry Hillary, I thought it was a golden urinal."
Posted by: Jeph at February 24, 2005 11:37 PM
Man legs vs. Chicken legs
Posted by: Jeph at February 24, 2005 11:45 PM
(Rodham-Clinton-Rodham's thought window):
How could I have confused this pompous windbag with Linc Chaffee?
(McCain thought window)
How can I compete with this broad? She sprouted a second head, and I only have two faces!
Posted by: The Great Santini at February 25, 2005 05:09 PM
"My schlong is bigger than his schlong."
"Dammit, Hillary, you promised."
Posted by: Hodink at February 25, 2005 11:59 PM
Quite incredible ! They had just successfully concluded auditioning for the lead roles in the remake of the film classic, "Fat Man and Little Boy" and yet neither could be sure which part he or she had secured.......
Posted by: Mctrip at February 26, 2005 11:27 AM
Now here is a great advertisement favouring term limits
Posted by: T. Lung at February 26, 2005 11:31 AM
"Don't believe anybody who accuses either of us of having extramarital sex. Heck, we don't even have marital sex. Hmmmmmm, nuff said about sex, right Hil?"
Posted by: Ingress at February 26, 2005 03:22 PM
McCain thought bubble ..oo00 [ God, what I'd give to be back in Wisconsin getting a rub down from Russ Feingold......]
Posted by: Loon at February 27, 2005 10:03 AM
Bad Botox
Posted by: Bouhaki at February 27, 2005 06:21 PM