Villainous Company

Caption 1 : "Hey don't blame me for the crap outfit and my ragged karma - I gave my lucky hat to some navy dude in Vietnam."

Caption 2 : Hillary hires early for the 2008 campaign - here is her Interstellar Dominatrix Wookie.

Ward Churchill morphs into his new role as spokesmodel for the Gay Elves of Middle Earth.

caption 2:

After a brief stint exposing her backside in Paris,
Kentucky, we see Barbwa Fatt, Intergalactic bounty
hunter and cattle rustler (that isn't really a lightsaber, it is a cattle prod)showing her fashion
stylings.

#2

Returning from six months in Iraq, 1stLt. Cruz couldn't wait to find out more about his new bride's 'exciting new hobby'. Little did he know that the words "let's kick it up another notch" were about to take on a new and sinister meaning...

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DRUDGE BREAKING: Several Democratic leaders, including Ted Kennedy, have voiced their opinion that Elizabeth Cheney did not take the need to wear a Burka, as the appointed Deputy Assistant Secretary of State for the Near East, seriously.

Both pics:

"Please, do not attempt this at home. We are professional dorks."

Pic #2:

I'm carrying Darth's love child.

#1--"NO! I refuse to! Choir members at The Force Church of the Progressives don't have to zip up their robes!"

#2--"I only am maintenance cleaning lady of caves. I not have seen Osama since of da time 8 months ago when I tell him: "get in my belly".

#2: After 2 days at the Draggoncon Convention, Jane suddenly realized a sobering fact. Despite a 250:1 male:female ratio, her lightsaber was the only thing in that room that had any idea how to please her.

KJ,
too funny. You're revealing "inside knowledge" of SF and Fantasy cons. You have obviously "been there".

Caption #1:
"I am TOO Ward Churchill, and I demand my honorarium fee!"

Caption #2:
"Would you like to see my disrupters, little boy?"

Caption 1: Jar Jar Binks after surgery.

Caption 2: The Witch of Endor shows how she keeps the Ewok population in check, much like her sister, the Wicked Witch of the East.

For the record: I enjoyed the first movie back in the 70s. After that it went downhill. Rapidly.

Don,

That festival came to Atlanta last Labor Day. A co-worker and I walked to the hotel bar where it was happening to people watch on Friday evening. Mrs. KJ and KJita went to see my in-laws that weekend, so I worked all weekend. That Saturday, the parade went past my office building, so I walked down and watched. Lots of really fun people watching there I tell you. I still have some of the pictures on my cell phone.

#1: Bartholomew was disappointed. He had dreamed of becoming a Jedi for many years. After finally getting to meet Yoda, Yoda swiped him with his light saber, leaving only a permanent scar on his face and a robe that no longer buttoned in the front.

For either: This is your brain on the Force. Just say no to Lucas.

As to time machine: I would bring back the Ark of the Covenant. Its a transmitter to God! The endless stream of Nazis coming after me to seize it for the Reich would be a downside, though.

KJ: Agree that those conventions are chock full of doofii. In my youthful days, though, I went to GenCon in Wisconsin once (homeland of Dungeons & Dragons) and found that the dorkwads were almost tolerable due to the occassional hot chick in chainmail bikini outfit.

I saw a few of those as well, afe. There are some very nice looking nerds.

#1 "Son, there something that your mother and I have been wanting to tell you about for a long, long, time."

#2 Cassandra packed heavy for the East Coast Bloggers Convention.

You'd better run.

#2

As he speculatively eyed the lustrous blonde locks cascading over her amply-displayed charms, spd rdr wondered (not for the first time) if his fascination with headlights was about to be his undoing....

#2

The remake of Barbarella, with Kirstie Alley in the lead role, was not nearly as successful as the original.

(comment: these both look like something out of Opus' anxiety closet)

Caption for both:

"Cameryn Mannheim in drag."

#2 Sydney couldn't believe the rudeness of the people in the line behind her at airport security.

Either damn pic

The truth is finally known as to what kind of traffic Cassanrda was hoping to attract when she named her site Villainous Company.

#2: Kate's baby was due in two weeks, or one and 1/2 Romulan days. He will be named Chukha-Trok, named for the famous martyred Ewok. His birth will be the last time he ever sees a vagina.

First pic:

Runs with a Penis finally makes an appearance on Villainous Company

Second Pic:

Hildegaard poses for her new series, "Touched by
A Valkyrie."

Damn, did I get deleted or did I forget to hit post?

If I got deleted, my apologies. If I forgot to hit post my apologies to KJ, you are probably the only one that would have thought it was funny.

I didn't delete your comment Pile - you must have forgotten to hit Post. If I delete someone (which I haven't done yet) I will put [deleted] and a reason in place of the offending comment.

I wanna see it now, Pile On.

For BOTH.........

"The FCC placed the "GRAMMY" Awards Show on heavily-edited tape delay after presenters 'Opie Want Peyote' and 'Babwa the Slut' previewed their attire."

Greg

That was Binkley's. Opurt was the penguin who hustled Greenpeace into looking for his mother, with Mrs. Limekiller. Yes, I have ALL THE BOOKS and the record, U Stink But I Luv U, recorded by Billy and the Boingers.

And yes, my kids have read them and oh does that date you when you applaud the death of disco but get a kick out of listening to Wild Cherry.

Pile, I saw the pic, read the caption. THAT is, hands down, hysterical. There is nothing else anyone COULD say...it would be anti climactic.

It definately is the only one that fits. I am not even going to make the attempt.

Thanks Cricket, I still have some mojo I just don't have as much time to devote to captioning as I used to. Now I am more selective about the pics that inspire me. And yeah, I can't think of another for that pic.

KJ, it wasn't all that much, following your 7:16 post I tried to commented that it is sad that the baby will grow up not to have any money either.

It would take a lot of self-confidence to follow Pile's caption.....magnificent job...

Greg

In honor of the art stundents of VCU, pick it.

"Hi, I am Remuxulan the Zenophronxian Slayer and I'll be you your server tonight. Can I tell you about the specials, pigs?"

Pic 1:
"You know Orcs were made in mockery of Elves. Who are you making fun of?"

Pic 2:
Odo gets a heads up when Tubba Fatt visits Quark's on DS9

#2 Luke Skywalker discovers that when Darth Vader claimed to be his male parent it was only half true.

Both:

The true Dungeons and Dragons experience.

#1
"There is NOTHING strange about the Jedi's clothing. You see NOTHING strange about the Jedi's clothing.
There is NOTHING strange..."

#2: Dianne began to tire of the constantly asked question, "when are you due." It wasn't because she wasn't pregnant; she was. But she didn't know the gestation period of the alien race that had abducted and impregnated her.

Double pic caption:

These space aliens may have intergalactic peace, superior space travel technology and cool hologram chambers, but their sense of fashion sucks butt. And not good butt (like me).

#2:

As is common with species, Geekus Nonsocialus, this specimen responds to last years comment "I don't want to see you face around here no more" a little too literally.

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Ok, I'll be nice:

Standing in stark contrast to the Blog Princess, we will now show you the real "Fat Chick With No Social Life"

The new Democratic uniforms will hopefully inspire the masses to turn from the Light side and vote Moonbat.