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February 02, 2005
Way Too Funny
Van Helsing indulges himself in a truly Olympian rant at the Tedster's expense:
It's true that Ted Kennedy has not been dealing from a full deck for some time. But even if decades of decadence have reduced his brain to something like a pickled cauliflower, if he is still able to dress himself, he is able to realize that his demands would lead to Iraq being taken over by the sort of people who would send a mentally handicapped child out to explode in the hopes he would take with him a few innocent people whose only crime was standing up to tyranny by voting.If he still has enough brain cells left to keep from drooling on himself during speeches, he knows that allowing Iraq to collapse into a terrorist hellhole will defeat the entire purpose of the war, so that the noble American troops who lost their lives in this struggle will have died for nothing.
If he is sentient enough to keep from wetting himself, he understands that the regime that would take power would be distinguishable from the Taliban/al-Qaeda regime that killed 3000 Americans on 9/11 only by the vast oil resources they would be able to devote to acquiring weapons of mass destruction and to spreading terror worldwide.
Dude... I'm not sure I'm getting the vibe here... It's OK -- we're your friends. You're safe with us -- you can let it all out.
Heh...
Posted by Cassandra at February 2, 2005 08:52 AM
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Comments
You think?
I am not sure about it...he still might be holding back. You know how men are. They still might not be able to get to the next level.
But he is safe here.
Yes.
Posted by: Cricket at February 2, 2005 11:39 AM
I dunno, does Teddy have the cognitive skills necessary to arrive at the above conclusions?
Posted by: Dan Rather at February 2, 2005 12:35 PM
Aw, who cares? Buy some more Scotch (percentage of proceeds to go to the Kennedy empire).
Posted by: MrsPurpleRaider at February 2, 2005 09:04 PM
I hate it when he goes all abstruse like that...
Posted by: cw4billt at February 3, 2005 12:20 AM