Villainous Company

Helfrida, shrieking defiance, showed what she really had to be ashamed about.

[outside lingerie dept. entrance of Harrods]"Waaaaaaaaa! I WAAAANT MY MONEY BAAAAACK! It was suppose to LIFT and Separate!"

Helfride's reaction on losing her Phrench pushup bra.

In her bid to find populist positions preparatory to '08, the junior senator from New York may unwittingly have turned off all heterosexuals in the USA.

"..........moments after paramadeics arrived on the scene, they were able to successfully extract the hornet from Ms. Plantes navel, using the Jaws of Life."

A former customer of Colonial Shame Cosmetic Surgery organizes a boycot after she was refused a refund for a boob job that was too small.

The company later capitulated saying, "We didn't think a bigger boob was possible. After seeing this, we realized we were wrong".

Imelda is upset to discover that GetYours.com
doesn't pay nearly as well as GoldenPalace.com

(Haven't I seen a similar contest somewhere before?)

Despair upon losing an Ayn Rand look-alike contest.

After 14 years as a librarian in the children's section, Susan finally snapped.

Heh. Just, heh.

Well, I've always said, there's no such thing as bad boobs. Just bad people attached to them.

Yep. Still holds up, so to speak...

While the Prince of Wales visited Wellington, New Zealand, an excited titter ran through the crowd as Edwina, the Mammary Maiden, shrieked, "I am NOT an embraceable ewe!"

A ground-level photograph of the incident confirmed the veracity of that statement, and satellite photographs of it showed no signs of intelligent life where the woman had been standing.

Just one word
Jumping Jacks
Well OK, two words

(uncensored versions at)
http://www.hindustantimes.com/news/625_0019000100300075,0.htm
(for the pigs out there, oink)

Primal screams erupted when she discovered she had been rejected for the revival of "A Chorus Line."

{not a caption} So who is it exactly that's the one yelling "OUCH MY EYES!! MY EYES!!!" ??

"Tonite on VH-1: 'Cindy Lauper, The Early Years'
when Girls Just Wanted to Have Fun...
Time After Time Bad hair days were good hair days...
Worries about distance between nipples and navels didn't reign supreme....
and perky wasn't queen."

Proof positive that tattooing both arms will result in your brain leaking out through your armpit hair...

Roberta screamed after she lost the Rod Stewart look alike and sing alike competition.

Camilla Parker Bowles and the child, she gave up for adoption as in infant, reunite unexpectedly as the daughter publicly expresses her jealous disapproval of her birth mothers pending marriage to Prince Charles.

Is there someone caning her just outside of the picture view?

Which boob is not like the other two?

You're right, Masked!

It looks to me like another one of those *pyramid* scream..err..scheme booby traps!

In light of John's remark:

The real reason college age guys go to liberal rallies.

"While delivering a stirring rendition of God Save The Queen prior to the kick OFF of the UEFA Cup game, UK Opera Princess Hahna Plante, caught up in the crescendoing conclusion of the song, was completely unaware of the wardrobe malfunction & graffiti job that had taken place just moments earlier."

I can't say with any degree of certainty, but I believe it is a mammal of some sort.

Ahhh FIDGET!!
FIX ME, Cass...(when you're back from your Sabblogatical!). It's s'pose to be "kick OFF of the UEFA...", bammit to helk!! (~;)

♪♪"Mamm'ries little *babies* love shouting, shouting
Mamm'ries little *babies* love shouting breasts!♪♪

Brenda's antics did not embarrass lice colonist Bert Shame in the least. He just bit harder.

Prince Charles was confused, for this is not what Hahna was saying the previous evening.

It came to Prince Charles like a lightning bolt out of the sky.

It had been a long time since he had seen real breasts.

♪ ♪ ♪
Mamm'ries...light the corners of lamebrains,
Sagging, pendulous, ugly mamm'ries
A titwillow slur....

Colored picture...causes billy-goats to puke
Shrieking creates noise pollution
Flummoxed, mangy cur!

Can it be her hooters are her best feature?
Must be--progressive cant infects her mind....
Prince Charles expressed aristocratic pity:
"Tiresome twit, she...
Subpar tiddie-e-e-e-es...."

Mamm'ries...proved this nut's a two-bit tart
And her febrile demonstration
Emitted a cerebral fart

So it's the pretense
And self-indulgence
Nippled refulgence
Of the Mamm'ry...Girl
The Mamm'ry...Girl....
♪ ♪ ♪

As thunderous applause greeted Prince Charles, Edna realized that jury-rigging her ThrustMaster3000 to "The Clapper" was not the best idea she'd ever had.

MM - middle aged ones, too.

True. I was actually thinking to myself, "How come these kind of protestors never show up around here".

At least half of the people stuck in the traffic they cause would be a lot less ticked off if they got to see some boobage for their inconvenience.

The genetic experiment of cross-breeding a zebra with an orangutan had gone horribly wrong...

In the end the first live Blogcast musical contest became simply known as: Sheep, Goat, or Stevie Nicks

As ignorant as most Brit's when it came to good dental care, Mildred wasn't the least bit put off by the request when she went in for her first check up, clean and scale.

Ah, protestors in soft, effete democracies are so brave! Why can't protestors in Syria or Iran be as brave? Oh I remember - there's real risk involved

"We're going to take our campaign of colonial shame all over the Commonwealth! First to Wellington, then Christchurch, then Adelaide, then Sydney, then London, Earrrrrrrgh!"

Rodney, I'm sorry. I haven't been doing much reading this week and didn't see your contest until yesterday about dinnertime.

That's the problem with taking time off - you get out of touch.

...apparently I wasn't reading my comments either :)

It didn't bother me, I just thought it was funny. At least we didn't pick the exact same picture.

MOM!

'scuse me! Has ANYBODEEEE seen Soy Bomb?

HA! Gordon...I was thinking of that goober yesterday myself. I'll never forget the "What the helk" look on Dylans face when the ijut crashed....err..tried to crash the Grammy stage during his song. Ol Bob didn't skip a beat either. Priceless.

If I had a picture of my late Grandma in Holland to show you, y'all probably would agree with me that that graffitti'd *boob* abso-freakin'-lutely somehow inherited--or stole--- Oma's old wig. I kid you NOT.

CKCat maybe it WAS Soy Bomb in gramma's wig! ;-)

LOL, Gordon! I ain't nevver dun thunk'd of that possimobility!

Of course, in that case, SoyBomb would have probably spent some of his time, between then and now, in some..uhm....Jerry Springer endorsed type of place like...oh.... Trinidad, CO. I do, after all, recall da S-Bomb being quite the..uhm... chicken chest.

I thought perhaps S-Bomb was now one of Britney Spear's dance posse. (~;) I'm almost positive he's self taught. I imagine the price of a rebuilt car battery and jumper cables was FAR more cost efficent than professional dance lessons.

Although the first 24 hours of a frustrated Hanah's inaugural visit to Mardi Gras had yielded no beads, she was yet determined!

[w/inspirational credit to TigerHawk. Hopefully a credit-vs-a "debit"(~;)]

"If Blockbuster can do it, so can the Library: NO MORE LATE FEES!!!!!"

Barbara takes of her shirt to prove to her personal trainer that her current pilates program just ain't cuting it.

An ear-splitting scream erupted when Rowena found out she missed her Weight Watchers goal by 2 pounds at the weekly weigh-in.

Some people let the excitement carry them away at the grand opening ceremony for the new Hair Club for Woman.