Villainous Company

"Is there a Beldar in the house?"

"We're from France."

Pointy Headed Think Tank gathers for a free speech rally.

"That's the problem with these Robert Byrd campaign rallys. You never see anybody you know."

"Open casting call for the newest 'Spy vs. Spy' film version of MAD magazine's classic comic"

Greg

You got the Dunce hat too huh?

Casper the friendly ghost
The friendliest ghost is he

Casper the friendly ghost
he`s as white as white could be

There once was a group from Nantucket...

"Yes, for the last time, it does make your butt look fat."

Hey, watch where you point that thing!

The West Virginia Alumni Association cheers on the Mountaineers to another NCAA victory.

Due to an unfortunate timing on Cartoon Network, all the Zippy's went to the costume ball as Ghosts.

Hundreds of white supermacist sperm all dressed up with no place to go.

"you know, all those people look alike to me ..."

"Dammit, they used too much starch AGAIN."

These mopes replicate David Duke,
The KKK's faux Kool-Hand Luke,
Their IQ's are tankin',
Their weenies are wankin',
Their jive makes a billy-goat puke.

After another inspirational speech by Bobby Byrd, again there was not a dry eye in the house.

Hey! This is a rip off! We counted! There ain't no 144!!

May allahs stomach roas...err...boy it's hot in here.

In the overall scope of things, Ralphie pondered that the Red Ryder BB gun may have been the safer alternative.

There once was a group of old farts
Who likened themselves to lawn darts
They'd line up to dive
and hope to survive
If not to be hauled off in carts

When Connie told us she had been taking fertility drugs from Remulac (France, where we're from) we were very concerned. Now we wouldn't trade our grandchildren for the world.

The KKK Man
Who did not laugh so loudly
failed to get the point.

Howdy, bro, it's me.
Hey, where da white women at?
Jonesin' in the hood.

Jonesin' in the hood

You, sir, should be shot for that.

I nearly stopped breathing.

What happens when lawyers take Viagra.

Hey! Who put the nuts in the whipped cream?

Freakin' Rodney!!!

Sing a song of bigots
A gaggle full of dolts
Four and twenty morons
Your patience to insult
When the cameras opened
The dolts began to run
Wasn't that a dainty bunch
Too timid for the sun!

There was a group dressed in white,
Whose conduct was not upright,
Holes for visionless eyes,
Were to characterize,
What evolved into the Christian Right.

Um...Chortle?
Timbre and tempo.
Timbre and tempo.
Practice, and THEN produce.

No one in that KKK class
could know events that would pass
When Rodney bent down, fer
to tie his shoe over
and poked the one in front's . . .

Trevelocity: "Don't forget your hat."

Leroy silently fumes as he realizes his Giorgio Armani original design summer collection KKK ensemble isn't so original.

Interesting, since it was Christians who were behind the entire abolitionist movement in the first place...

If you paint with too broad a brush, you generally do a pretty crappy job.

Candy stores in West Virginia report that White Supremacist Peeps were a disappointing seller this season.

...what is it called when you try to label an entire group, based on the actions or characteristics of just a few????

Hmmm... Bias? Prejudice?

Michael Jackson today published what he claims is a photo of his accusers...

Cleavon Little decides now isn't the time to ask 'Hey, where are all the white woman at?

Honors to the late great actor, and tribute to one of the funnest lines in the movies.

"How am I supposed to eat this Hostess® Twinkie?"

Peasants: A wizard, A wizard, May we burn them?
Bedevere: But how do you know they're wizards?
Peasant: 'e turned me into a newt...I got betta'.
Peasants: 'ey've got long pointy hats.
Bedevere: Ah, but what else is long and pointy.
Peasants: 'ey, this is a family place.
Bedevere: No, not that, what else.
Peasants: ...
Arthur: Lightning Rods!
Bedevere: Excellent, so all we have to do is take them to the top of the castle and see if lightning hits them.
*ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaap*
*BOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*
KKK: It's a fair cop.
*peasants go off to start a bonfire*

Oh where oh where can my little Byrd be?