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March 17, 2005
Gloria Threw Up on the Bus on Monday?**
Heh...
Sharpei diem, indeed.
**Sic Transit Gloria Mundi
Is this too hard? If I can find a good online reference for Latin tags, this fairly screams for a contest.
Posted by Cassandra at March 17, 2005 11:25 AM
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Carpe diem.
"Our auto rates are cheaper by the day"
Posted by: cwIVbillt at March 17, 2005 11:50 AM
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur
Only dicks sit around speaking Latin and looking wasted.
Posted by: Cassandra at March 17, 2005 12:16 PM
post hoc ergo propter hoc
You never need something until right after you pawn it.
Posted by: Cassandra at March 17, 2005 12:19 PM
Ignitate orcas felices!
Nuke gay whales!
Posted by: The Great Santini at March 17, 2005 12:30 PM
Ano Domeni Infinitum.
John Kerry signed his Form 180 today.
Posted by: spd rdr at March 17, 2005 01:18 PM
E pluribus unum.
Many people ride the "E" bus, together.
Posted by: Don Brouhaha at March 17, 2005 01:37 PM
Quid pro (Ban)quo: A pound note for a Scottish Laird.
Habeous Corpus: a decomposing body
Medula Oblongata (ebonics): Willis' best ho, Medula, don't belonga on this here street corner, so she gatsta go.
Aqueous Humor: Funny water.
Posted by: a former european at March 17, 2005 07:46 PM
carpe diem - sieze the exotic fish !
pro bono publico - for the good of U2
ad infinitum - will this advertisement ever finish ?
ad valorem - so you think this advertisment is worth something ?
ad hoc - so you pawned the advertisement ?
ad hominem - oh, it was an attack ad ?
ante bellum - I called him before the war.
mea culpa - Ms. Farrow is regretful.
persona non grata - beware the waiter bearing no parmesan cheese.
alter ago - Yup, that Newsweek guy is a narcissist.
alma mater - Yup, I was oedipal when at college.
annus horribilis - Yup, all of them Democrat senators are despicable.
Posted by: McTrip at March 17, 2005 11:20 PM
ad hominem == because you just don't like Emeril Lagasse, you add a vegetable to your dish that's not in the recipe and write him a hateful letter accusing him of being a horrible chef & ruining your dinner.
*Semper Fidelis == the countenance of a Cuban dictator when met face to face with the USMC.
[*simper]
E pluribus unum == Eee gads, a polygamist wedding!
Intellego == Favorite toys constructed by adept kids in CIA daycare.
*Quid annus est? == Got your butt chewed, did ya?
[quid: a wad of something chewable as tobacco]
et cetera == a serial Cajun Cannibal names one of his victims as former lead singer of the band Chicago®.
et al == Mr. Gore's named as one of others in confession of Cajun cannibal.
respice, adspice, prospice == [more details from Cajun Cannibals confession] last time he cooked there wasn't enough spice...so he doubled the cayenne and tasted...."still needs some more, taste... (NOW it's perfect for the anti-blandists) and be sure to look over the recipe again for planning your next meal."
Casus belli == Making fun of Mohhamed Ali's tummy is fightin' words!
Memento == Remember your mints!
Memento mori == If you forget those mints, you could kill someone!
In loco parentis == I live with my crazy mom and dad.
in toto == the dog ate my homework...all of it!
ubi dubium ibi libertus == The once dubious Frank Sinatra sings Olivers "Good Morning Starshine" with reckless abandon.
absit omen == That dreaded feeling of showing up late to your work out after you'd been warned by your personal trainer as to what would happen if you did.
Suppedisne? == Was it Mickey or Goofy that let that silent stinker during your dinner together?
[don't tell Great Santini or any other latin proficiandos about any misspells, please!]
Posted by: CKCat at March 18, 2005 03:35 AM
Ad hominim: Grits Commercial
damnum absque injuria: That damn pain in your stomach from laughing too hard at some of these
Caveat Emptor: Cave Robber
cogito ergo sum: I think therefore I add
Cum Laude: To arrive loudly
Magna Cum Laude: Someone who just won't shut up about arriving
Suma Cum Laude: Someone so big, you can hear him walking toward you
Frideius placus inbibum?: It's Friday, where are we drinking?
Posted by: Masked Menace© at March 18, 2005 11:14 AM
Cave canem.
"Dino! Down, boy--down!"
Posted by: cwIVbillt at March 21, 2005 02:05 PM
Cogito ergo cogito sum.
"I think, therefore I think I am."
Posted by: cwIVbillt at March 21, 2005 02:08 PM
Cogito ergo triste.
"I think, therefore I am depressed".
Qui tacet consentit
"Who said you could touch me there? (said by the first woman)
Posted by: Cassandra at March 21, 2005 02:28 PM
Don't talk to me about being depressed. Brain the size of a planet and every bit of it a ghastly collection horrid information. Not to mention this awful pain in all the diodes down my left side, but no one ever cares about the android. If you'll excuse me, I think I'll go explain my theories on the pointlessness of life to the computer down the hall. I'm sure I'll hate it though. I always do. Maybe this one won't commit suicide. I'm not getting you down am I?
*stumbles face down on the floor*
*is disinclined to bother getting up*
Posted by: Marvin at March 21, 2005 03:00 PM