Villainous Company

First!!!
Nothing to see here, it`s a natural phenomenon.
They had beans for lunch and are just passing gas.

Joat, how could you ruin a natural wonder like that with such a remark?

I'm nae sure they canna take much more o' this cap'n. The 'ole things likely to blow any minoot.

Oh my! So the age old question is answered..TWICE.. via a Marilyn Monroe moment?

I wonder if any underground workers hollered up: "Hey mister! Your kilts outta kilter"

[BTW, not necessarily caption contest entries. I'm still verklempt from the initial shock]

I was kinda glad to see you didn't credit me with the photo.

Angus didn't know where he had been the night before, but now everyone could see the blue ribbon and knew he had gotten first prize somewhere.

"In spite of the ill wind that blew, they still kept it all upbeat.

"...wee something" is right.

Well Pile, I figured I'd catch it one way or t'other. Better to err on the side of giving you too much credit.. and give others the chance to razz you a bit :)

He's a right cheeky feller, 'e is.

It's an ill wind that blows nobody any good, ladies :)

How did I know, of all the pics I sent you, that would be the one you used?

Pile, how many months of pinups have I had to endure at the Institute?

I don't EVER put anything like that up over here!

EVER! And the one time I do, it's something YOU sent me! (and frankly, there's more showing on most of those women you have up on your site).

So don't even go there buddy. You have to admit it's funny, and you know my ladies like men in kilts.

And he is a fine looking lad, if I do say so myself.

I am NOT complaining, just commentin' that I knew a good Scottish lass like yourself would use this pic before the polar bear on ice pic.

That's all. :)

...besides, I had to do something for my ladies after spd taunted us all with that talk about fishnets.

A woman can only take so much.

Trust me.

I understand.

My gander of highlanders...

Regarding the 2 closest guys-- from right to left:
"Pancakes..or...Muffins?"

[CKC of bloggirls behaving BADLY]

Really though, you can't see if it's bag pipes he's carrying or battery/solar operated 8 lb Oreck™.

test

This has been a test of the kilt lifting system, we now return you to your regularly scheduled parade.

Liam suddenly had an urge to move to San Franciso.

"Hey, there's Dad! Gosh, he's had a senior moment again and forgotten a little something."

After many helpings of haggis, the lads in Highlander Band participated in a reenactment of "BraveFart", as the forces of Edward the Longshanks looked on, holding their noses.

I am going to hell for this:

"HEY, will'ya look at the bagpipes on that one!!!"

*turning away in shame*

Well, Great Santini--I may have inadvertently cleaned up at least some of that "post haggis" smell with the minty freshness of the toothpaste I just spit on the monitor while reading your post. I was trying to multi task and now you've created yet more work for me. (~;).

"Lad, what's worn beneath yer kilt?"

"Not a blessed thing, madam, everything is in PERFECT working order! But if ye must know, SHOES are worn beneath th' kilt, aye..."

Purple, Sgt. B:

[shaking head]

I don't know which of you lads is worse.

*grin*

"Looks like someone forgot their thong."

Yeah. Right.

A man.

Wear a thong.

Ppppphhhhfffft! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You've got to be kidding me Cricket.

Those things are UNCOMFORTABLE! :)

Looks like an early moon rise to me.

Local parade organizers denied gay rights groups a spot in this year's parade. Naturally, they threatened litiation, but the organizers came up with a novel and acceptable compromise.

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Thongs are uncomfortable for men. But that is a plumbing issue. The should feel just fine to women.

*running away*

CKCat:

"I am William Wallace!"

After some wheedling (and proper placement) Steven Cojocaru agreed to be Grand Marshal of the Scottish Day Parade.

bend and snap

Mr. Blog Princess shows how he wooed The Blog Princess. Coincidentally, she wooed him the same way.

Chester finally finds a venue where he can indulge in exhibitionism without getting arrested.

"Its the ones that flip up without crossing over the fan that bother me."

"We are the Lollipop Guild"

The Kindergarten classes from the Sacred Heart school were always amused and never suspected as to why Sister Mary Joseph always chose the same spot for her class to watch the Highlands Festival Parade.

"Gracious," she cried, "that's gruesome !"

"Aye Lassie," he retorted, "and if you stick yer hand up there it'll grew some more...."

{very old Caldedonian joke - with apologies]

Oh, that's awful :)

But very funny. Thank you for making me laugh

SCOTLAND - where men are men......and sheep are nervous.

A little known fact - that on a windy day in New York sometimes you can see the Trossachs.....

[Geographical note for the under-travelled : Trossachs refers to a genuine range of hills to the north of Glasgow, and, euphemistically, to the tackle department of male Scots physiology]

Villainous Company: Caption Contest No. 1 [redux]

"Gawd, smell the tartans......."

or

"Go on, spell the tartans......"

Cabar feidh - gubrah !

Fortunately for those of a weak disposition, they are marching away from the camera......

It was then that Loretta was discovered. But it being California, people were mostly ho hum.

After the third time around the block the police realized that there was no bagpipe band entered in the St. Patrick's Day parade. Film at eleven.

You've just got to learn to turn the other cheek.