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April 04, 2005
This Week's Challenge...
No more cat pictures...
Posted by Cassandra at April 4, 2005 02:43 PM
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"We are learning the penguin happy dance. Go over to Castle Arrgghhh! to see John's example."
"You put your right flipper in, you take your right flipper out..."
Posted by: Cricket at April 4, 2005 03:54 PM
"Take me to your leader."
Posted by: Crickt at April 4, 2005 03:54 PM
A rare sighting of a hive of the dreaded....
WERE-PENGUINS OF SEVILLE!
(Where is he anyway)
Posted by: Purple Raider at April 4, 2005 04:05 PM
"I smell fish."
"Naw, that's just Jessica Cutler's new job."
Posted by: Rodney Dill at April 4, 2005 04:19 PM
Now I would have sworn there was no way you guys could work something dirty into this contest.
One again I have underestimated the Oinker Contingent... :)
Posted by: Sistah Toldjah at April 4, 2005 04:21 PM
Geek entry:
"No, I swear...honest guys... we really do love Linux - [gulp!]"
Posted by: Sistah Toldjah at April 4, 2005 04:25 PM
"Some people will go to extremes to satisfy their penguin lust."
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5966496983&category=63654
Posted by: KJ at April 4, 2005 04:33 PM
Recent penguin winter olympic ice slider champion Flipper Bonds holds a press conference to deny accusation that he took Penguin Growth Hormones prior to the games.
Posted by: KJ at April 4, 2005 04:35 PM
Good Lord.
Until this moment, I'd forgotten all about the world's most pointless comic. Proof that there is indeed a God.
Don't ever read it late at night when you're punchy from working too many hours. It's deadly.
Posted by: Sistah Toldjah at April 4, 2005 04:48 PM
Small penguin on left: "...and now Edmunds gone, what is happening? what are we going to do?"
Polar bear in penguin suit: "(burp)"
Small Penguins: "fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake ..."
Large Penguin: "Shaddap!"
Congress is dismissing the need for any investigation, but the Yankee's, however, are showing interest.
Michael's plans for just disappearing suddenly went awry when one child in the crowd said, "Hey, that big penguin is always hanging around the littles ones AND he's doing the moonwalk!"
In the early days, before he stumbled on the right animal mimicry formula, Marlin Perkins lost a number of assistants as well as running up a substantial bill at Big Cat Costumes, Inc.
Large Penguin (Thinking): "I don't go to the zoo, it was that bastard Secret Service Agent that drugged me, gagged me, and put me in this stupid costume."
Posted by: Rodney Dill at April 4, 2005 05:01 PM
http://www.collegemix.com/content.php?q=2&id=566">"Shoot!" Penguins Are Fun!
Posted by: Eclectic Alien at April 4, 2005 05:10 PM
Posted by: Eclectic Alien, take 2 on #1 at April 4, 2005 05:15 PM
Can you beleive that guy, those shoes just do not go with that outfit.
Posted by: Pile On® at April 4, 2005 05:15 PM
During their field trip, Professor Guin again stressed to his students, the importance of adhering to a strict vegetarian diet in light of the both the danger of mercury laden tuna and extreme HGH toxicity found in fish.
Posted by: CKCat at April 4, 2005 05:20 PM
It suddenly dawned on Sheldon that when the temp agency said they had a job for him as a "penguin mascot" they weren't talking about the Pittsburg hockey team.
Posted by: spd rdr at April 4, 2005 05:23 PM
"WHO'S Your Daddy?!"
Posted by: Snow White at April 4, 2005 05:58 PM
They never let poor Rudolph
join in any penguin games.
Posted by: spd rdr at April 4, 2005 06:24 PM
Guy Penguino and his Royal Antarcitian Orchestra.
Posted by: Purple Raider at April 4, 2005 06:37 PM
"What's with the penguin suit? Didn't anyone tell him it's strictly business casual around here?"
[groan]
Posted by: Cassandra at April 4, 2005 07:10 PM
"Shoot, these penguin enlargement pills actually work !"
Posted by: McTrip at April 4, 2005 07:20 PM
Auditioning the penguins for Mary Poppins II was
not going to be easy.
Posted by: Cricket at April 4, 2005 08:32 PM
Small penguins, "Look! He has yellow on top of his bill instead of on the bottom. Isn't that the strangest thing you've ever seen?!"
Posted by: Jeb1 at April 5, 2005 02:00 AM
Nigel struts his stuff after returning from his Balco treatments.
Posted by: Frodo at April 5, 2005 03:12 PM
Shaquille O'Neal is a standout at the Penguin Masquerade Party.
Posted by: Ingress at April 7, 2005 10:46 AM
No, I never have played basketball? Why do you ask.
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Hi ladies. Who wants to go out with me? You know what they say about the size of a penguin's beak.
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OK, here's the plan. We kill the clown in the constume. Then we all get inside the costume and walk right out of here. We will be sipping fish oil on an ice berg before anyone knows we are even gone.
Posted by: KJ at April 7, 2005 11:49 AM
After enduring taunts and constant exclusion from all the penguin games because of his size, Seymore announces his class action lawsuit.
Posted by: Frodo at April 7, 2005 12:59 PM
The Third Reich finally succeeded in its efforts to create a genetically-engineered "Master race" of Uber-Penguins for their conquest of Antarctica. Here, the genetically superior Gunther is seen taunting the others about their unterpenguin status.
Posted by: a former european at April 7, 2005 09:23 PM
Attack of the 50-foot Penguin!!!
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Too many emperors, not enough subjects...
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"Ahhhh!! It's PengZilla!!!"
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Ha-ha... Simon didn't say "stick your beak in the air"!!! You're out!!!
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"Are you guys playing cards?"
Posted by: TeaFizz at April 9, 2005 09:54 AM