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May 18, 2005

Still More Asshattery

Signs that you have been transported to a parallel universe where nothing makes sense:

Critic takes on logic of female orgasm.

Now I'm sorry, but I'm still stupified over this one.

There are certain things that you just shouldn't have to think too much about, and I'm pretty darn certain that having an orgasm is one of them.

I'm even more certain that studying it is guaranteed to take all of the fun out of it.

Go home, Dr. Lloyd. Take a nice warm bath, fill it with bubbles and scented oil, dress yourself in something soft and lacy, light a few candles and turn on some hot jazz, make yourself a pitcher of dacquiris, find a man (or at least a suitable electronic device) and close your eyes.

*STOP THINKING*

We're sure the answer will come to you.

Posted by Cassandra at May 18, 2005 12:41 PM

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Posted by: Pile On [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 18, 2005 01:03 PM

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Posted by: Pile On [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 18, 2005 01:19 PM

I don't know Pile. I haven't been able to pull it up either.

Posted by: Cassandra [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 18, 2005 01:24 PM

Must've hit Pile with more Thorazine than I thought.
First he goes Chomsky then Cameron Diaz's IM vocabulary. I swear it will be beer from now on, Pile. Nothing stronger, okay? I am so sorry.

Back to evolution. That's cause there ain't nuthin' evolutionary about it. God put it there.

'Nuff said, and for a more in dept treatment of the topic, I can recommed Sam Blumenfeld's OOP book,
"The Retreat From Motherhood."

Posted by: La Femme Crickita [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 18, 2005 02:00 PM

Yeah, I'm thinking "But Honey, it's for science!" isn't much of a turn on for the ladies.

Posted by: Masked MenaceĀ© [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 18, 2005 02:37 PM

Wait a moment. There's no porn here.

Posted by: William Teach [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 18, 2005 09:08 PM

Wait a moment. There's no porn here

Ohhhhh William!

Here's a threesome for ya!

Posted by: CKCat [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 18, 2005 09:24 PM

[*yet in Emily Latella mode...*]

Oh!....never mind!

Posted by: CKCat [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 18, 2005 09:26 PM

"In two papers published in the journal Animal Behaviour, they argued that female orgasm was a way of manipulating the retention of sperm by creating suction in the uterus."

Actually, being something of an expert in the subject, I find it amusing that they speculum, er, speculate about suction in the uterus retaining more sperm. The simple fact of the matter is, if done properly, a multiplicity of orgasms will render the female exhausted, and more inclined to remain supine. Consequently, there will be less possibility for gravity to cause the loss of the aforementioned fluid, and it will be retained longer...making it more likely to produce a fertilized egg.

Have I made myself understood, without getting too vulgar, or should I express myself in layman's terms? :-D

Posted by: camojack [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 18, 2005 11:57 PM

Speculum. ewwwwww...

Posted by: Ciggy at May 19, 2005 11:23 AM

My hairdresser already told me that stuff. I get my knowledge on the street, thank you very much.

Posted by: La Femme Crickita [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 19, 2005 11:32 AM

I take offense to the name of this post.

Thanks to me, J.Lo's boyfriends never have the problem discussed.

I too cannot get to Heigh-Ho, which I want to check out to see if it is a reference to J.Lo. when she is drinking.

Posted by: JLo's Butt at May 19, 2005 04:00 PM

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