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May 11, 2005
Umbrella Policy Caption Contest
Even though I'm nothing more than a cheerleader for the BushReich, this is just too good to pass up.
Posted by Cassandra at May 11, 2005 11:27 AM
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President Bush hacks his dish to get free "NFL Sunday Ticket."
Posted by: TigerHawk ![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.villainouscompany.com/vcblog/nav-commenters.gif)
at May 11, 2005 11:45 AM
Sadly, the Star Wars missile defense system was the first casualty of Congressional budget cuts.
Posted by: Cassandra at May 11, 2005 11:50 AM
"I wish Karl would get those foil hat recepticles
fixed."
"I just hate taking my own poll."
Posted by: La Femme Crickita at May 11, 2005 11:57 AM
President Bush quickly deployed his new Liberal criticism deflector as Mo Dowd passed overhead on her broom.
Posted by: spd rdr at May 11, 2005 11:59 AM
Karl Rove made the wind gust so that President Bush would appear to identify with the problems of the average American.
Posted by: TigerHawk at May 11, 2005 11:59 AM
After watching ET, Bush gets the idea that maybe he can use an umbrella to create his own radio telescope and look for intelligent life in congress.
Posted by: Masked Menace at May 11, 2005 12:02 PM
spd, that finished me. Too funny.
Posted by: La Femme Crickita at May 11, 2005 12:22 PM
The NY Times cover story:
Reluctantly, the President began implementing the recommendations of the 9/11 Committee today...
Posted by: Cassandra at May 11, 2005 12:38 PM
If not properly used, many common prophylactic devices can be unreliable..
Posted by: Cassandra at May 11, 2005 01:06 PM
E.T. phone home!
Posted by: MathMom at May 11, 2005 01:13 PM
Oops, Masked Menace -
I read the comments too quickly. Didn't mean to take your theme.
Posted by: MathMom at May 11, 2005 01:15 PM
Bush on a witch hunt.
MM, too funny. Same with you, MM. Different twist on the theme.
Posted by: La Femme Crickita at May 11, 2005 01:50 PM
No problem MathMom. Besides, I don't own themes, I just butcher them from time to time.
Posted by: Masked Menace at May 11, 2005 01:55 PM
As long as we are lobbing snark, I was reading that Ick Jagger and the Rolling Stoned are doing yet another geriatric tour.
Sigh. Isn't there anything more mewsworthy to report? Like, oh, say the Spice Girls have reunited to fight world peace under the auspices of the UN?
Posted by: La Femme Crickita at May 11, 2005 02:19 PM
I expect someday they'll wheel Jagger out on a gurney, madly croaking:,
"Angio, Ayyyyyyn-gee-oo
Ain't it good to be alive?"
Posted by: Cassandra at May 11, 2005 02:44 PM
Bush: Just like everything else I do, I look silly at first, but when the umbrella fills up and rights itself, all the people in my face telling me how silly I look get soaked.
Posted by: Masked Menace at May 11, 2005 04:03 PM
"Hmm ... that's the last time I buy a French umbrella."
Posted by: Robbie at May 11, 2005 04:18 PM
After meeting with Putin all week, Bush plans to stop in Isreal and present Sharon with this giant Yamaka on a stick.
Posted by: KJ at May 11, 2005 04:51 PM
"Now just how in the helk did they get the handle on the wrong side of the dang-burned dumbrella"
(embellishment on my caption "dumbrella" on a similar contest at One Hand Clapping)
Posted by: Rodney Dill at May 11, 2005 08:13 PM
Every time it rains,
it rains pennies from heaven..."
Posted by: spd rdr at May 11, 2005 11:35 PM
Reuters:
President Bush seen here wrestling with an umbrella in high winds. Experts state the high winds he experienced are a product of global warming. Scientists blame the aborant weather on President Bush for his decision not to sign the Kyoto Protocol on global warming.
Posted by: Frodo at May 12, 2005 02:19 AM
"Consarned Walmart made in China bumbershoot!"
Posted by: camojack at May 12, 2005 07:15 AM
"What's the frequency, KKKarl?"
Posted by: CKCat at May 12, 2005 02:26 PM
Ahhhh poop! I shoulda prefaced that:
[President Bush prepared for this weeks programming...]:
"What's the frequency, KKKarl?"
Posted by: CKCat at May 12, 2005 02:33 PM
After ruthlessly gutting a perfectly solvent Social Security program, Gee Dumbya unveils his party's new 'safety net' for seniors.
Posted by: Cassandra at May 12, 2005 05:04 PM
Let Freedom Rain.
Posted by: Freeven at May 17, 2005 01:35 AM