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You know, I was wondering why I hadn't gotten any comments on this... I forgot to change the posting status from Draft to Publish.

Duh.

"See, Andy, walls!"

OK, watch closely...this is how you do the "dog chasing bunny" shadow...

Dean:

My God, what is this guy doing now? I sware, this guy can be such a public relations liability.

"Put the gun down! It's not my fault! I _swear_ I didn't want him for DNC Chair."

"when in France..."

"TEN! We're talking TEN people who don't think we're wankers. TEN!"

Sorry, no questions for Gov. Dean!!

But, Harry! ....

Shut up, Dean!

"... up came the sun and dried up all the rain,
so the itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout again".

Thanks to a grumpy Howard Dean, the Democrats attempt to do "The Wave" went nowhere.

Lawsy, lawsy, lawsy! We needs dem Jesus-folk be comin' back to de Democratic Party! Hallelujah!

And lastly, the best thing about us Democrats: Spirit Fingers!

All Hail the Cotillion Ladies, All Hail the Cotillion Ladies!"

Can I suck up or what?

Dean:
Whoa! That has got to be the worst manicure I've ever seen!

Top ten Ways to Energize the Democratic Party


10. Don't scream
9. Have your supporter wildly endorse Hillary's candidacy (until you get a chance to backstab the b----)
8. Hire your own Ed McMahon
7. Garner Al Sharpton's support by hiring someone to say 'Hallelujah Brother' every time you speak.
6. Have your supporter demonstrate that each Democrat equals 10 votes.
5. Start the Wave with your supporter at the DNC headquarters
4. In the great tradition of the "Man in a Chicken suit" and the "Virtual bartenders," start a "Tell Howard and His Supporter What To Do" website.
3. Take Mime lessons to pretend you're in a box. Get out of the box.
2. Hire Carl Sagan impersonator to talk about Billions and Billions of liberal voters.


And the number one way to energize the Democratic Party is:
1. Place Whoopee cushions on random seats at the DNC headquarters

(sorry for any overlaps)

Trailer from this summer's Democratic Horror Film - No Sense
"Howard, I see red people."

The Open Mouth, Insert Foot Brothers demonstrate the latest dance craze:

You put your right foot in,
You put your right foot out;
You put your right foot in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you run the White House down.
That's what it's all about!

Dean:

"Good Lord... I said memes, not mimes. The man is hopeless."

Senator Harry Reid uses a bit of street theater to prove to America that there is no Social Security crisis:

"Lockbox? What lockbox?"

Reid: "We're NOT filibustering! Here's how Bush can get floor votes on his nominees. I call it the Searchlight Shuffle!"

Dean (thought bubble): Looks like foot-in-mouth disease is contagious....

"That right wing book that said Democracts just sit around masturbating is a lie. See my hands! How 'bout you Howard. Howard?"

Counselor, I'll get you for that :)

"All you need is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure." -- Mark Twain
(Seemed appropriate, given the decor)

"That's right Howard... wave bye-bye! No...! Don't scream! Just... bye-bye!"

Reid: "With the steel plate in my head I can do this with my hands to receive telepathic communications from our liberal moonbat constituency."
Dean: (Thinking) "Oh just shut-up you idiot"
Reid: "OK, but you don't need to be insulting.

"Mammy! Mammy! Sorry Howie, it's just not the same without the blackface!"

Howard, we're sittin' in the shadow of Mark Twain and Andy Jackson. I surrender! We're a pale shadow, but the shadow of America is greater than the Bushist lie. Fight!