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July 08, 2005

Friday Caption Contest

Gentlemen, your moment of zen...

arghmyeyes.jpg

You knew you'd have to pay for that last photo, didn't you?

Brazenly ripped off from Vinnie

Posted by Cassandra at July 8, 2005 11:23 AM

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Comments

GenXra, the Dom, marches in solidarity with the left against oppression.

Posted by: Cricket at July 8, 2005 12:29 PM

I honor of Robert, Ms. Maplethorpe preps the crowd for her(?) new exhibit.

Posted by: Joatmoaf at July 8, 2005 01:35 PM

Let's see...

Whips...
Dead animal flesh flesh used as clothing...
Female (allegedly) showing some skin...
Brazen flaunting of sexuality...
Shoes with built in weapons...

Oh my God, it's a walking Gulag!

Posted by: Masked MenaceĀ© at July 8, 2005 01:58 PM

MM, that was an inspired haiku.

Posted by: Cricket at July 8, 2005 02:33 PM

Upon release, Martha Stewart's cell mate pays a visit.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at July 8, 2005 02:43 PM

WANTED: Abu Ghraib prison guard.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at July 8, 2005 02:45 PM

Sasha, the Throbbing Sex Kitten takes up her new duties as Guantanamo Bay Detention Facility Activities Co-ordinator.

Posted by: Cricket at July 8, 2005 03:03 PM

it couldn't just be sex kitten, it had to be throbbing sex kitten?

Posted by: Rodney Dill at July 8, 2005 03:11 PM

I'm so offended, I refuse to participate.

Posted by: TigerHawk at July 8, 2005 03:38 PM

Cricket, you have used, more than once
" Throbbing Sex Kitten " to describe yourself at Larry's site...and that woman is blond...and...

Tell me it's not you on that picture!...

Posted by: Friend of USA [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 8, 2005 03:43 PM

Admit it TH... you're secretly turned on :)

*running away*

Posted by: Throbbing Sex Kitten at July 8, 2005 03:52 PM

Senator Clinton leads the Democrats into battle over Supreme Court nominations.

Posted by: Robbie [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 8, 2005 03:52 PM

Though spd's secretary was a bit late coming back from her lunch hour, somehow she didn't seem very worried about the consequences.

*running like helk*

Posted by: Throbbing Sex Kitten at July 8, 2005 03:55 PM

Oh Robbie, that was brilliant - now excuse me while I run like hell.

Posted by: Cassandra at July 8, 2005 03:56 PM

All rumors that the Cotillion were other than mainstream in their sexual interests were quashed once it was displayed that they had more than a passing affection for chaps.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at July 8, 2005 04:04 PM

Oh for the love of god, why is Zarqawi still allowed to roam free?

Wait. Wrong thread.

Lyndie England showcases her latest fashion sense. Gitmo chic. Complete with whips, chains, and a dip.

Posted by: lawhawk [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 8, 2005 04:06 PM

Oh RODNEY --- YOU WILL PAY!

Allow me to say how deeply and authoritatively you suck, Sir... :)

re: Oh for the love of god, why is Zarqawi still allowed to roam free? Wait. Wrong thread.

Lawhawk, that was awesome.

Posted by: Bush Ate My Soul... at July 8, 2005 04:16 PM

Cricket describes herself as a *Throbbing Sex Kitten*? Man, I have *got* to loosen up the PG-17C over at the Castle - it translates her words into recipes over there. Must the the spicy mexican dishes standing in for 'throbbing sex kitten...'

Oh, the picture...

Short, fat, and bald is no way to go through life, son.

Posted by: John of Argghhh! at July 8, 2005 04:42 PM

pudgy girl i see
whips! platforms! pasty white skin!
o, i am woman!

fear bestirs the crowd
white male patriarchs shiver
hillary bestirs...

The horror... the horror...

Posted by: Oddly Bemused at July 8, 2005 04:48 PM

you know you want me...


ADMIT IT!

Posted by: Oh Baby Oh Baby at July 8, 2005 04:53 PM

All right, all right - the SexEd instructor can march in the Homecoming Parade!

Posted by: John of Argghhh! at July 8, 2005 05:04 PM

Senator Clinton leads the Democrats into battle over Supreme Court nominations.
Posted by: Robbie at July 8, 2005 03:52 PM

MUWHAHAHAHA!!! Robbie, you ROCK!

Posted by: camojack at July 8, 2005 05:17 PM

Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be...what the Hell IS that, anyway?!

Posted by: camojack at July 8, 2005 05:18 PM

Dear God what is that thing!?

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Westley at July 8, 2005 05:20 PM

Caught again. Dang, you guys are just too good.


Posted by: Cricket at July 8, 2005 05:20 PM

Watching the parade, Bill suddenly remembered why he was gay.

Posted by: spd_rdr at July 8, 2005 05:36 PM

Oh, God...

MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Eric at July 8, 2005 08:44 PM

Senator Hillary Clinton (Dominatrix NY) opens up her 2008 presidential campaign by promising to whip George Bush's successor.

Posted by: Frodo at July 9, 2005 07:39 AM

Hillary took that whole "reaching out to the GLBT community" thing a little too seriously.

Posted by: Will Franklin at July 9, 2005 10:35 AM

Too funny, Eric :)

Posted by: Cassandra at July 9, 2005 03:04 PM

Hillary Clinton decides to reveal her true self and march in the (fill in blank).

Posted by: sandy at July 9, 2005 11:00 PM

Vin Diesel tries to work himself back into shape for his starring role in "Priscilla: Queen of the Desert 2 - Return of the Slitted Chaps".

Sgt. Terry Smith tests the limit of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" as she marches in the local July 4th parade.

Posted by: Jimmie at July 10, 2005 12:04 PM

OMG...too funny. We just finished watching Riddick - I should have seen the connection.

Posted by: Cassandra at July 10, 2005 12:06 PM

Well, I got to this thread way too late. Just wanted to acknowledge the many, very funny captions! My favorite is probably the, "Lyndie England's fashion sense," comment. Good one lawhawk!

Posted by: JannyMae at July 11, 2005 04:21 PM

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