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August 26, 2005

An Evening Of Cultured Conversation With The Cotillion

Since joining The Cotillion, I've really learned a lot. For instance, I never realized there was a whole universe of cultured, erudite, and sophisticated women out there, just waiting for me to converse with. I've really had to polish up my social skills, just to fit in with these gals. Why just today we were chatting...

Hey .... wanna make out? OH! Sorry... lost my head there for a sec.
Beth is so easy…is there ANYONE she won't hit on? It's only a matter of time before she hits on you!

You know…I've TOTALLY heard that about her.

Ooooo-kay....um... who is next?

I'm a big girl and an Ignorant Slut ;-)

You know, I only posted one thing this morning, and all day I've been trying to come up with another post...

Well, I'm struggling with the whole lesbian thing right now.

Please tell me no one is surprised by this?

Okay, Okay!! Use my name. I just better get a bunch of traffic off of it.

Look. All we ask is that the public acknowledge that Conservative Girls are as freaky as the liberal muliebrity. Sorry - I'm a bit sleazy today.

Umm… sometimes, when I don't have anything else to say, I write about Jude Law's penis. THE HORROR!

[cracking up]

… Aw jeez... That was insensitive of me. Didn't mean to go all heteronormative on you, ladies.

Word to the wise. If one of those dudes asks you to open webcam... DON'T.

Wonkette was just on Fox. I meant to listen and see if she mentioned your vagina but I got distracted. Sorry.

Your vagina is famous! It's been lionized through out the blogosphere. Don't tell me it's getting shy now?

Re: Melody-Ann's gay best friend and your pathetic responses....

Well I have to say ya'll have CERTAINLY disappointed me!! Where are all you rightwing homophobes??????????? Where is the hatemongering????? What is all this "understanding" and teaching kids "life lessons" CRAP!!!!!!

All right... WTF is the CGWLTF?

You know EXACTLY what I mean, you stupid Republican fundie extremist theocrat flat-earther, you.

Someone please e-mail that thing again, I'm going to post it.

It's the buttsex, isn't it? Got to be the buttsex.

Am I the only one thinking that this is starting to look like not very much fun? That comes very, very close to being the most depressing thing I have read all day.

...just how does one Suck Ass™? Is a straw req'd? Or does one just politely purse the lips with a dainty pucker?

Eeew. I'm phobic about that. It takes FOREVER. Well, say goodbye to me, guys. I'm about to get a Fatwa issued against me.

…I can't stop laughing for some reason about Melody-Ann’s vagina…

I think I should do a pastiche of totally unrelated lines from today's discussion (OMG -- and last night's -- that would be even WORSE - can you imagine -)

Good God...That way lies unfettered brilliance.

Posted by Cassandra at August 26, 2005 05:50 PM

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The soft whirring noise you hear is the site meter spinning.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at August 26, 2005 10:31 PM

I never knew it was possible to be repulsed and yet somehow titilated at the same time.

Posted by: Pile On at August 26, 2005 10:43 PM

Either that, or me being de-linked by 40-odd women... :)


Posted by: Cassandra at August 26, 2005 10:43 PM

Re: Beth is so easy…is there ANYONE she won't hit on?

Yes. Me.

I'm gonna go cry now.

Posted by: MacStansbury at August 26, 2005 10:44 PM

Well you have to keep in mind that if Wonkette's name hadn't come up, at least half of this conversation may well never have happened... on the otter heiny, it might well have been even worse :D

Posted by: Cassandra at August 26, 2005 10:45 PM

At least 3 of those quotes are from me. But I bet no one can guess which ones they are.

The cotillion brings out the dark side of me...Heh.

Posted by: Rightwingsparkle at August 26, 2005 11:06 PM

it really wasnt all about sex, was it? damn, maybe it was. im trying to remember but its not easy.

Posted by: Jane at August 26, 2005 11:12 PM

Uh...aren't you taking all those quotes slightly out of context? I mean, surely there was a valid, non-perverted set of reasons to discuss...


Posted by: sadie at August 26, 2005 11:18 PM

That was the most exciting read, I've never understood but wanted to so badly, no, wait the Conservative Girls Affirmation on Sex over at Stacy's was more exciting but only because I understood it. I don't know which is more kinky though.
You Conservative women are far and above more interesting than those Liberal Ladies. Far more interesting. Cassandra, meet me in the parking lot.
I mean no offense. kidding.

Posted by: Paul of York at August 27, 2005 12:44 AM

You know, if you just skim what you wrote, Cassandra, it looked like you wrote "crude" instead of "cultured, erudite". Or maybe it's just me. heeheeee

Posted by: Beth at August 27, 2005 01:05 AM

Haven't quit laughing.

Posted by: Cricket at August 27, 2005 03:16 AM

I don't get it. Where is all the PRUDERY? The PRIGGISHNESS? Where are all the uptight rightwing fembots?

Amanda Marcotte PROMISED me I'd find lots of rightwing fembots in the Cotillion.

I just do not understand. Why would she lie to me like that?

Posted by: ilyka at August 27, 2005 03:41 AM

Whoops! I thought this was the Men's Room. Sorry!

Posted by: spd rdr at August 27, 2005 07:33 AM

The funny thing was that we were actually discussing some very serious topics at the time... although you'd never know it to look at this.


Posted by: Cassandra at August 27, 2005 08:58 AM

Crikey, did we manage to fit all of that into one day? I think "Melody-Ann's" vagina can be blamed for most of that! Of couse her vagina is being blamed for a lot of things these days.

Posted by: Janette at August 27, 2005 10:40 AM

Oh my gosh, I go away for a short while and the Villainous Company site goes soft porn!!!

Posted by: Frodo at August 27, 2005 11:44 AM

Ilkya, they promised me that TOO!!! What the hell! Damn left wing prudes.

I am STILL disappointed that the Jude Law Penis quote wasn't mine.

Posted by: E.M. at August 27, 2005 12:17 PM

That was a classic, wasn't it?

I just had what I consider conclusive proof that there is a Divinity that shapes our ends, rough-hew them how we will. My mother called me from their cabin in NH to say, "we couldn't bring the computer up here, so we're really missing your writing dear..."

I was like, "Um... no you're really not missing anything, Mom. Trust me on this one..."

Posted by: Cassandra at August 27, 2005 12:29 PM

When does the movie come out on DVD???!
[far off in the gathering gloam, PG17C stirs uneasily}

Posted by: Neffi at August 27, 2005 05:44 PM

I just had what I consider conclusive proof that there is a Divinity that shapes our ends, rough-hew them how we will. My mother called me from their cabin in NH to say, "we couldn't bring the computer up here, so we're really missing your writing dear..."

I was like, "Um... no you're really not missing anything, Mom. Trust me on this one..."

Okay...your post was funny, but I gott admit that his is the funniest comment. reminded me why I was happy my folks don't know where I blog. LOL

particularly since I remember typing something about my dad being a "pain in my a$$" about something. I meant it in the most loving way, but I'm not sure he would have taken it that way.

Posted by: kat-missouri at August 27, 2005 05:48 PM

Well crap, the secrets are out. With talk like that you'd think we'd fit right in at Pandagon.

Posted by: Stacy at August 27, 2005 08:25 PM

Eh, no, Stacy. We're not ANGRY!!! enough. ;-)

Posted by: Beth at August 27, 2005 08:57 PM


Cripes! It's worse than I feared, boys!

Posted by: spd rdr at August 27, 2005 11:48 PM

Bad girls bad girls whacha gonna do watcha gonna do when they come for you.

IT Cops, filmed live in Cotillion, Blogosphere.

Posted by: KJ at August 29, 2005 12:46 PM

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