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September 27, 2005

Ride 'Em Cowboy Caption Contest

gun.jpg "O! For a horse with wings!"

"Meshuggenuh! Again with the Shakespeare! Who do you think you are - Hunter S. Thompson?"






Posted by Cassandra at September 27, 2005 08:51 AM

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The Yeshiva Brigade prepares it's battle tank for ritual circumcision.

Posted by: spd rdr at September 27, 2005 09:41 AM

"Yeah, I thought those e-mails were spam too, but this implant is awesome!"

Posted by: Hubris at September 27, 2005 10:22 AM

"Ari, you are such a mensch!"

Tryouts for the sequel to Dr. Strangelove were held in the Gaza Strip.

Posted by: Cricket at September 27, 2005 10:24 AM

Benny and Yoshi laugh like hell as the new guy falls for the Sit on a Burning Hot Barrel hazing after it had been fired for an hour.

Posted by: Paul at September 27, 2005 10:32 AM

"Ooooh, you really stiffed the landing. The judges are going to dock you for that."

Adam Sandler was hopelessly miscast as Moshe Dayan.

"A fiddler on the roof. Sounds crazy, no? But here, in our little village of Anatevka, you might say every one of us is a fiddler on the roof trying to scratch out a pleasant, simple tune without breaking his neck. It isn't easy. You may ask 'Why do we stay up there if it's so dangerous?' Well, we stay because Anatevka is our home. And how do we keep our balance? That I can tell you in one word: Artillery!

Posted by: V the K at September 27, 2005 10:38 AM

"If I were a rich man
All day long
I would fire this gun,
if I were a wealthy man!"

Posted by: Cricket at September 27, 2005 10:58 AM

'Ow to speak 'Ebrew: "Overcompensating."

Much like Cindy Sheehan, Avi's pleas for attention grew increasingly obvious.

Posted by: V the K at September 27, 2005 11:11 AM

In horrible pain for the last four hours, Yuri suddenly wondered if it had been a mistake to take that second dose of Levitra...

Posted by: Cassandra at September 27, 2005 11:32 AM

"This is my rifle, this is my gun . . . "

Posted by: Jenna [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 27, 2005 01:05 PM

Well, actually, I am quite happy to see you.

Posted by: Masked Menace© at September 27, 2005 02:16 PM

Yes, Levi, our tank IS kosher. Notice that the gun barrel is properly circumcised at the end! You have to get a specially trained rabbi for that.

Posted by: a former european at September 27, 2005 03:01 PM

"No Levi-----'saddle-up' is a Cav EUPHEMISM".

Greg

Posted by: Greg at September 27, 2005 04:20 PM

Tank? What tank? I don't see no steenkin' tank!

I see an 155mm howitzer, I don't see any tanks in the picture..

Cassie - for shame, you let them get away with that?

"Artillerymen do it with bigger guns"

"Avigdor was bursting with enthusiasm for the new mission"

"Try as he might, the section chief still couldn't get it up..."

The last one is an indirect fire joke.

Posted by: John of Argghhh! at September 27, 2005 04:22 PM

♪ ♪ ♪
Moshe's gun...is a big one
(Bang, bang, shoot, shoot)
HAMAS scum...blow 'em up, son....
♪ ♪ ♪

Posted by: The Great Santini at September 27, 2005 04:28 PM

While it is not uncommon for a father to pass out during a bris only in rare circumstances does the Moyhel faint.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at September 27, 2005 05:18 PM

see an 155mm howitzer, I don't see any tanks in the picture.. Cassie - for shame, you let them get away with that?

Well John darlin', I waited all day for the Big Gun to show up, but what's a little woman to do when she really needs a cannon cocker and there is no fire support to be found?

Posted by: Cassandra at September 27, 2005 05:30 PM

*rolls eyes*

Like the Big Unit or I would fall for *that* comin' from you!

Posted by: John of Argghhh! at September 27, 2005 05:44 PM

In the heat of battle Hamish sat on the Howitzer turrent disappointed to find that it wasn't the same misguided enjoyment he had found sitting on the workmens drills as a youth at the local Kibbutz outside of TelAviv.

Posted by: Dr. Harden Stuhl at September 27, 2005 06:22 PM

"No, it won't go up your ass sideways. Get off and get in front"

Posted by: Dave S. at September 27, 2005 06:43 PM

Oy Vey, Moshe! I know it's not Kashrut, but I won't come down until I get my mushroom cheezeburger.

Posted by: Boquisucio at September 27, 2005 09:52 PM

Dror had done the perfect triple flip in the "Artillery Barrel Balance Beam" competition but failed miserably on the dismount.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at September 28, 2005 06:02 AM

One time, at band camp...

Posted by: Lisa at September 28, 2005 07:54 AM

Proving that military pranks transend borders, Moshe falls for the old 'Boom Test' gag.

Posted by: Frodo at September 28, 2005 08:17 AM

Moshe Johnson rides again...

Penis envy?

Moshe felt his love life was over until he got his howitzer fixed.

Posted by: kat-missouri at September 28, 2005 11:13 AM

Avi misunderstands what "armor rodeo" means...

Posted by: Jeff at September 28, 2005 11:28 AM

"My turn next, You've been on all morning!"

Posted by: Rodney Dill at September 28, 2005 01:06 PM

"Oy Vey! This military grade of Viagra is something else!"

Posted by: David at September 28, 2005 04:25 PM

Once the squad learned of the barrel evacuator's pleasing vibration, the vehicle commander had to beat them off with a stick...wait, that doesn't sound kosher.

Posted by: Cowboy Blob at September 28, 2005 06:01 PM

Shlomo's account of his weekend pass at the kibbutz grew increasingly animated with each re-telling.

Posted by: spd rdr at September 28, 2005 06:30 PM

After the day I've had, it takes an awful lot to make me laugh, but you guys are really on a roll :)

Keep it coming!

Oh... that didn't really sound right either, did it?

Posted by: Cassandra at September 28, 2005 06:39 PM

...now with a pleasing warming sensation!

Posted by: Masked Menace© at September 28, 2005 07:03 PM

As John Lee Hooker would say . . .

Posted by: Rodney Dill at September 28, 2005 08:09 PM

"Hey Dick, get offa that thing!"

Posted by: Rodney Dill at September 28, 2005 10:10 PM

These Israeli military weddings are wild affairs.

Posted by: LongTabSigO at September 29, 2005 09:00 AM

Oy! this Viagra stuff really works!

Posted by: Lisa at September 30, 2005 12:13 PM

"Aryeh! That is not what we meant by Jewish withdrawal!"

Posted by: Adjustah at October 2, 2005 08:39 AM

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