Villainous Company

Well that explains a lot of Bill Clinton's stuttering now, doesn't it?

Stuart Brody, a psychologist at the University of Paisley in Scotland, said it has to be full sexual intercourse to get the best results.

Begging the question, of course: What does it take to get only average results?

Apparently, this study establishes that at least in some areas, a bj isn't sex.

If I were a psychologist (and I'm glad I'm not) I'd be having a field day with the three of you.

So, Porn Boy... are we lowering the bar, or are you signalling that you will settle?

*running away*

The really funny thing about this particular news story is that just last night I was on the phone with an old friend who was telling me about a medication that is commonly prescribed for anxiety, but also for some odd reason works really, really well for migraine headaches. The reason this person found out about it is that concert pianists often take the medication, as do people who do a lot of.... [drum roll] public speaking, to help them get over stage fright.

I woke up thinking about this this morning, and then saw this news item, and it struck me as particularly funny for two reasons:

1. Another name for stage fright is performance anxiety (holy double entendre, Batman...), and

2. One of the weirder things about me is that for some odd reason I am rarely nervous about speaking in front of groups of people.

I'm not even going to think about what that means.

First of all, its "Porn Guy." Porn "Boy" sounds like something you could get arrested for.

Second of all, its not "Porn Guy," either.

Third, yes, I would settle.

Heh.

I *knew* that would get you riled up.

I had Porn Guy there first and changed it to Porn Boy :)

And I knew you would settle.

I'm sorry, I'm still laughing... :D

I apologize. You can take your best shot next time I do something doofy - which should be any minute now :)

I guess it depends on what your definition of 'full sexual intercourse' is.

You are rarely nervous speaking on front of people?

And you said this after that story?

Uh huh. Have a great weekend!

Sounds good to me. Of course, sex always sounds good to me...