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April 14, 2006

Star-Crossed Lovers

From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life;
Whose misadventured piteous overthrows
Do with their death bury their parents' strife.

Romeo and Juliet, it ain't:

"She was a lady with a plan -- and that plan wasn't marriage," Mirabelli said. "He trusted her. Why?

Because she said 'I don't want anything from you. I just want your semen.'"

Suddenly I have a headache...

Love takes another turn most tragical

Both via The Amazing Bashman

Posted by Cassandra at April 14, 2006 08:51 AM


I'll bet that they're both brunettes.

Posted by: spd rdr at April 14, 2006 12:46 PM

Start running.

Posted by: Cassandra at April 14, 2006 01:04 PM

He trusted her. What happened to the preconceptual agreement? Isn't that why sperm banks are anonymous? So the father can't be held liable?
Just asking. And not only are they brunettes, a 45 year old man SHOULDN'T be that naive.

Please. But then, there she was, weaving her web of allure, deceit and seduction.

This has all the hallmarks of a bodice ripper.

Posted by: Cricket at April 14, 2006 03:46 PM

Ugh. More than one SF lesbian has asked me for a 'donation' so she can act out her psychological problems on a child of her own. They seemed a bit miffed when I said it was immoral. "But you don't have to have anything to do with it after it's born!" they said. Again, women who think they're fit to raise a child.

Posted by: beautifulatrocities at April 14, 2006 08:59 PM

I have never been asked by a single San Franciscan lesbian to donate my semen...ever.

What's up with that?

Posted by: spd rdr at April 14, 2006 10:56 PM

Oh bullcrap spd, we have all been asked by at least one.

Posted by: Pile On at April 14, 2006 11:18 PM

Seems as though you're more inclined to believe the guy's version.

"Sperm donors" aren't usually what are sought at Match.com...

Posted by: camojack at April 15, 2006 02:34 AM

Heh. Poor spd. Studly man that he is.
BA, all I can say is I like your answer.

Posted by: Cricket at April 15, 2006 01:28 PM

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