April 14, 2006
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life;
Whose misadventured piteous overthrows
Do with their death bury their parents' strife.
"She was a lady with a plan -- and that plan wasn't marriage," Mirabelli said. "He trusted her. Why?
Because she said 'I don't want anything from you. I just want your semen.'"
Suddenly I have a headache...
Both via The Amazing Bashman
Posted by Cassandra at April 14, 2006 08:51 AM
I'll bet that they're both brunettes.
Posted by: spd rdr at April 14, 2006 12:46 PM
Posted by: Cassandra at April 14, 2006 01:04 PM
He trusted her. What happened to the preconceptual agreement? Isn't that why sperm banks are anonymous? So the father can't be held liable?
Just asking. And not only are they brunettes, a 45 year old man SHOULDN'T be that naive.
Please. But then, there she was, weaving her web of allure, deceit and seduction.
This has all the hallmarks of a bodice ripper.
Posted by: Cricket at April 14, 2006 03:46 PM
Ugh. More than one SF lesbian has asked me for a 'donation' so she can act out her psychological problems on a child of her own. They seemed a bit miffed when I said it was immoral. "But you don't have to have anything to do with it after it's born!" they said. Again, women who think they're fit to raise a child.
Posted by: beautifulatrocities at April 14, 2006 08:59 PM
I have never been asked by a single San Franciscan lesbian to donate my semen...ever.
What's up with that?
Posted by: spd rdr at April 14, 2006 10:56 PM
Oh bullcrap spd, we have all been asked by at least one.
Posted by: Pile On at April 14, 2006 11:18 PM
Seems as though you're more inclined to believe the guy's version.
"Sperm donors" aren't usually what are sought at Match.com...
Posted by: camojack at April 15, 2006 02:34 AM
Heh. Poor spd. Studly man that he is.
BA, all I can say is I like your answer.
Posted by: Cricket at April 15, 2006 01:28 PM