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May 03, 2006

Ummm.... If You Say So...



You have a sexual IQ of 133




When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.




Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Right. Just ask me a question.

These things kill me.

Posted by Cassandra at May 3, 2006 07:16 AM

Comments

Okay, genius, what's "snowballing?"

Posted by: spd_rdr at May 3, 2006 07:51 AM

1. To be honest, when I took the quiz, I'd heard of snowballing but couldn't remember (whether I ever knew, or heard it once and forgot) what it was, so I answered "Don't know".

2. You can look it up on Wikipedia. I'm not about to explain it here, but it's something one might do on March 14th.

Posted by: Cassandra at May 3, 2006 08:03 AM

Sexual IQ: 123

Something is terribly wrong here, as when it comes to S-E-X, I'm pretty clueless (even though I have two kids, that I know about, at least!).

Will Senor Pile Juan reveal his score?

Yeah, what spd rdr asked. :)

Posted by: Don Brouhaha at May 3, 2006 08:48 AM

I'm not going to pretend I wasn't vastly amused by my score. Who writes these things anyway?

Posted by: Cassandra at May 3, 2006 08:58 AM

My score was 130, lower than yours but still considered a sexual super genius.
Hubby will be thrilled. heh.

And no, I don't know what "snowballing" is and I don't wanna.


Posted by: Carrie at May 3, 2006 09:10 AM

The older I get, the more I find people are turned on by some very odd things.

Posted by: Cassandra at May 3, 2006 09:16 AM

I hit a 134. About what I golf, too.

Posted by: spd rdr at May 3, 2006 09:20 AM

What I've always found so surprising is how some people really want to "share" with me the things they like or their spouse likes.

I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THAT EITHER!!!

Posted by: Carrie at May 3, 2006 09:35 AM

I had a friend like that years and years ago... and actually an acquaintance (not someone I considered a good friend but someone in our social group) like that fairly recently. To this day I can't look at a can of sweetened condensed milk without laughing (or cringing).

It was hard to look either of their husbands in the eye after hearing some of that stuff. I don't mind talking about sex in a general way - a lot of women joke about their husbands chasing them around the house - but I'm not big on revealing things that ought to be private. Keep it to yourself, thank-you-very-much.

Posted by: Cassandra at May 3, 2006 10:21 AM

I guess I shouldn't mention what the LG and I do with a stuffed Marmoset then...

Posted by: Masked MenaceĀ© at May 3, 2006 12:01 PM

Durnitall Menace!

I *knew* I shouldn't send those things out. They can be dangerous in the wrong hands.

Posted by: Cassandra at May 3, 2006 12:04 PM

Doesn't it seem curious that we should talk about something that we don't want to talk about with such alarming frequency? What's up with that?

Posted by: spd rdr at May 3, 2006 12:18 PM

*snark, snark, snark...*

Posted by: Cassandra at May 3, 2006 12:28 PM

Is this your way of telling me you'd like me to lighten up the usual fare around here with more golf posts?

Posted by: Cassandra at May 3, 2006 12:29 PM

Unfair, this test was not designed to be taken by hobbits.

Posted by: Frodo at May 3, 2006 01:09 PM

> The older I get, the more I find people are turned on by some very odd things.

THAT isn't THAT odd (no, I'm not interested, but I can see how, with lesbian chic, seeing two girls do it might be amusing to someone...)

Now "Bloodplay" and "Scat", along with "Golden Showers" -- THOSE are rather getting into the bizarre. "Pony Girls", "Toe Boots", etc., are pretty unusual, too.

Posted by: OhBloodyHell at May 3, 2006 02:43 PM

"Golf posts?"
Is that some sort of inuendo?

Posted by: spd rdr at May 3, 2006 02:44 PM

I hit a 134. About what I golf, too.

Just wondering if you preferred I write about golf from now on.

OBH, I can hardly wait to see the referral logs from here on out.

Posted by: Cassandra at May 3, 2006 02:57 PM

When a fertile mind starts wandering, all sorts of potentially "bad things" about golf scores come to mind. I'll leave it at "strokes." Your own fertile minds will have to come up with the remainder.

Yeah, I'm going straight to hell. But only after a round at Augusta.

Posted by: spd rdr at May 3, 2006 03:10 PM

You did that on purpose. You *will* pay sir, sooner or later.

[wrenching her mind back to more mundane matters]

Posted by: Cassandra at May 3, 2006 03:16 PM

Coke is sooooooo not tasty when it's inhaled.

Posted by: Carrie at May 3, 2006 03:18 PM

He enjoys doing that to women, Carrie.

Actually I suspect... oh, nevermind.

Posted by: Cassandra at May 3, 2006 03:25 PM

Naturally, we took the test three times.

Naturally, we are geniuses.

Posted by: sigmund, carl and alfred at May 3, 2006 03:56 PM

Maybe it's a round on Augusta. I can never tell.

Posted by: spd rdr at May 3, 2006 03:59 PM

SC and A: Oh heck. I'm still laughing.

Actually mr rdr I was going to say a round with Augusta earlier, but I restrained myself. Barely.

Posted by: Cassandra at May 3, 2006 04:05 PM

Well, thanks to Mr. spd rdr, "hole in one" took on an entirely different meaning.

Don't even get me started on "triple bogey"....

Posted by: Carrie at May 3, 2006 04:07 PM

Woman, do *not* get me started.

Heh. You know, that's what we need to do if I ever haul my sorry tuckus down Va. way, Carrie. Play captain's choice (I never have time for golf, so when I do, I only play for fun). We used to go out at 29 Stumps and it was a blast.

Personally for me it's just an excuse to drive the golf cart like a madwoman and drink beer.

Posted by: Cassandra at May 3, 2006 04:13 PM

Poseurs.

156

I knew what snowballing was.

We won't go into why.

Posted by: John of Argghhh! at May 3, 2006 04:44 PM

And here I thought you were going to tell me you got an 82.

*running away*


We won't go into why

I'm pretty sure I don't want to know.

I had heard the term a few times, but frankly didn't feel any great need to find out what it was.

Posted by: Cassandra at May 3, 2006 05:05 PM

WE are going to stop right here...unless somebody comes through with a "triple bogey."

Posted by: spd rdr at May 3, 2006 05:36 PM

"And here I thought you were going to tell me you got an 82."

Okay..this has got to stop. Between what spd rdr wrote, what JHD just sent in email and THIS...I've inhaled drinks three stinking times today.

Oh and by the way...
neigggggghhhhhhhh...

Hahahahaha.

Posted by: Carrie at May 3, 2006 06:28 PM

JHD is about to get himself smacked big time. I wish I could post that - entirely too funny.

Mind you I'm not ruling anything out...

Posted by: Cassandra at May 3, 2006 06:36 PM

Oh and PS to Cass..
I have never played golf in my life but if you say,"let's go"..I'm there.
no pictures...no commentary..but I'm there.

Posted by: Carrie at May 3, 2006 08:07 PM

Carrie, I don't play either.

If I hit the round white ball, I'm happy :) And I find that if I don't worry about how I'm playing, I generally hit it. Since golf is *supposed* to be fun, I don't get my pantyhose in a knot about anything more complicated than that!

Posted by: Cassandra at May 3, 2006 08:42 PM

Oleg no doubts had that Comrade Cassandrova, as loins of proletarian revolution, was being sexual genius!

"Snowballing" is to means fornicating in snow. In North Sverdlovsk, we are havings snow 360 days per year. So, if you are wantings to get busy in tundra and taiga with female toiling intelligentsia, have no choice but to do "snowballing".:)

-- Oleg, of the wildly popular "Ask Oleg" show

Posted by: a former european at May 3, 2006 10:13 PM

Speaking of conflating sex with golf, once upon a time, Arnold Palmer's wife appeared with Johnny Carson on the 'Tonight Show'. When asked if she ever did anything special for Arnie before a big tournament, she replied,"Well, somtimes I kiss his balls."
To which Johnny replied,"Well, I guess that would make his putter stand up!"
[rimshot!]

Posted by: Don Brouhaha at May 3, 2006 10:29 PM

Okay, genius, what's a "rimshot?"

Posted by: Cassandra at May 3, 2006 10:42 PM

Bada-bing!

Posted by: spd_rdr at May 3, 2006 11:06 PM

Snowballing... Sex at Fort Drum.

Rimshot... Shak at the freethrow line.


Thank you, you have been a wonderful audience.

Posted by: Jon The Mechanic at May 4, 2006 09:27 AM

Rimshot, ya know, when a stand-up comedian makes a joke, and the drummer strikes a cymbal with his drumstick (crash!)
That's a rimshot; no double entendre there, although Jon has little respect for Mr. O'Neil's foul-shooting abilities. Heh.

Posted by: Don Brouhaha at May 4, 2006 11:06 AM

I scored a 131. Heh.

And as for being chased around the house and happily married, that's all anyone needs to know.

On the otter heiny, I have been known to engage in sedate PDAs once the Engineer retired.

One of life's little pleasures.

Posted by: Cricket at May 4, 2006 03:53 PM

"You have a sexual IQ of 146. When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends."

All true. FWIW, I heard about "snowballing" from the movie "Clerks"...

Posted by: camojack at May 4, 2006 06:00 PM

Sure you did, Camo...

You're as bad as John. I'm pretty sure I heard the term in a movie too, but it wasn't in the kind of context where you could figure out what it meant.

I would never have guessed from the name anyway.

Posted by: Cassandra at May 4, 2006 06:05 PM

My score was 146.....John at The Castle beat me! Can I get the JHD email forwarded to me, since it's apparently for adults only?

Also, *rimshot* is very different from what's in the quiz. But, I'm sure you knew that.

Posted by: Maggie at May 4, 2006 08:34 PM

Sure you did, Camo...
You're as bad as John. I'm pretty sure I heard the term in a movie too, but it wasn't in the kind of context where you could figure out what it meant.
I would never have guessed from the name anyway.
Posted by: Cassandra at May 4, 2006 06:05 PM

Don't take my word for it then, darlin'...rent da movie.

No guesswork required...

Posted by: camojack at May 5, 2006 10:42 AM

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