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June 22, 2006

Busted! Caption Contest

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"But I really love her! Honest!"

Posted by Cassandra at June 22, 2006 12:30 PM

Comments

It depends on what your defintion of 'is' is.

Posted by: Cricket at June 22, 2006 01:00 PM

"She said she was over 18!".

Posted by: Cassandra at June 22, 2006 01:03 PM

I did NOT....

have sexual relations...

with that...

aw shit! pictures!!

Posted by: ChatterBox at June 22, 2006 01:04 PM

Happiness is a warm pet.

Posted by: Lonely Man at June 22, 2006 01:52 PM

CAts and dogs living together. Pure anarchy.

Posted by: ry at June 22, 2006 02:12 PM

This is a test, isn't it???

You want to see just how dirty my mind is, right?
Fine...just fine. :)

Posted by: Carrie at June 22, 2006 02:21 PM

Morris knew it was more than puppy love.

Posted by: Carrie at June 22, 2006 02:25 PM

You want to see just how dirty my mind is, right?

Oh, like I don't know... heh.

Posted by: Cassandra at June 22, 2006 02:31 PM

Not for the first time, Juanito wondered whatever had happened to doing it doggy-style.

Posted by: Cassandra at June 22, 2006 02:32 PM

Pedro no quiere Taco Bell ahora....

Posted by: Carrie at June 22, 2006 02:57 PM

Pedro knew how to make that little..kitty...purr!!!

Posted by: Carrie at June 22, 2006 02:57 PM

Around the tenth hour, Pepe was really regretting buying Kitty that copy of "Total Woman"....

Posted by: Cassandra at June 22, 2006 03:07 PM

"Bark! Bark like a dog!"

[groan]

Posted by: Cassandra at June 22, 2006 03:07 PM

You better groan!! That was BAD,BAD,BAD!!!

Posted by: Carrie at June 22, 2006 03:09 PM

Cats rule, dogs drool.

Pedro loves his pussy.

Posted by: Cricket at June 22, 2006 03:13 PM

Catty had always been a sucker for a pair of big, brown eyes but this was the first time that she had ever actually "tasted of the forbidden fruit".
She knew it wouldn't be the last but she really hoped that Juan would do something about that breath.

Posted by: Carrie at June 22, 2006 03:14 PM

Ren and Stimpy sharing an off camera moment.

Posted by: Cricket at June 22, 2006 03:14 PM

Pedro was shocked at the difference between Miss Kitty and the teddy bear he had been "seeing" before her.

Posted by: Carrie at June 22, 2006 03:20 PM

The real reason Kitty opposes immigration reform.

Posted by: Cassandra at June 22, 2006 04:09 PM

I am more shocked and disturbed at those Brady Bunch sheets!

Posted by: a former european at June 22, 2006 04:16 PM

Sylvester misunderstood when Fido said, "Throw me a bone here."

Posted by: Robbie at June 22, 2006 04:17 PM

That was shameful.

Posted by: Cassandra at June 22, 2006 04:37 PM

...and I predict it will launch a regrettable round of bone puns.

Posted by: Cassandra at June 22, 2006 04:37 PM

bites lip.

I resisted the "doggy style" comment...the "pussy" comment..and I.really.will.resist.the.bone.comment.
I.will.
I.am.stronger.than.that.

No, I'm not.

Pedro was happy to see that Miss Kitty liked bones as much as he did.

(leaves in shame...)

Posted by: Carrie at June 22, 2006 04:42 PM

[grimacing in advance]

Give a dog a bone and you make it happy for a day.

Teach a dog to bone and it will be happy for a lifetime.

Posted by: Cassandra at June 22, 2006 04:53 PM

Pussy enjoyed helping Pedro bone up to become bi-lingual.

Posted by: Cricket at June 22, 2006 05:28 PM

Pedro found it arousing that Mistress Kitty liked to be in control.

Posted by: Carrie at June 22, 2006 05:38 PM

Say my name bitch!

Posted by: Mr. Kitten at June 22, 2006 05:59 PM

Pablo just couldn't shake the words to that song..
it played over and over in his tiny head..
"When I get that feeling...I want sexual healing."

Posted by: Carrie at June 22, 2006 06:01 PM

Pablo mused at how Kitty was much more fun than Mistress' shin.

Posted by: Carrie at June 22, 2006 06:04 PM

Once you go cat, you never go back.

Posted by: ChatterBox at June 22, 2006 07:16 PM

After years of playing hard to get, Pussy finally gives in to Pedro's advances.

Posted by: ChatterBox at June 22, 2006 07:17 PM

THIS, my fellow chihuahuas, IS WHY WE CHASE THE PUSSY!!

Posted by: ChatterBox at June 22, 2006 07:20 PM

Pussy always a sucker for a little catnip and a chew toy.

Posted by: ChatterBox at June 22, 2006 07:21 PM

Married in San Francisco......

Posted by: Mark McGilvray at June 22, 2006 07:28 PM

"And the sheep shall lie down with the lamb.And the tabby shall mount the chihuaha.And darkness shall follow."

Posted by: WildBlueYonder at June 22, 2006 09:18 PM

This is much nicer than standing on the Masked Menaces' shoulder!

(or how about)

Underdog and Overcat!

Posted by: Don Brouhaha at June 22, 2006 10:45 PM

Ay, chihuahua!

Posted by: camojack at June 23, 2006 01:33 AM

"Ohhhhhh...." Maria groaned softly. "Never again. Never." The diminuative chica's head throbbed with the pain of too many 2-for-1 margaritas, and her tongue felt like it was covered with fur. Slowly coming to her senses, Maria began realize that her tongue really was covered in fur. Indeed, her comforter felt all furry too! A deep sense a dread began to push up from the pit of her stomach. "Oh, no. Please God no." she prayed through her canines. Then, taking a deep breath, Maria opened her eyes... and screamed.

Posted by: spd rdr at June 23, 2006 09:46 AM

You know, all our collective perverse comments aside, this is a really cute picture.

Posted by: Mark McGilvray at June 23, 2006 10:04 AM

Murtha and Sheehan show that politics do make strange bedfellows.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at June 23, 2006 01:38 PM

I didn't know that Bill Clinton got another dog.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at June 23, 2006 01:39 PM

Bad boy Fido, first Coprophagia and now this.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at June 23, 2006 01:40 PM

Let (bleeping) dogs lie.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at June 23, 2006 01:41 PM

The internet debut of Paris Hilton's new video.

Posted by: PTPFP at June 23, 2006 01:56 PM

You know, all our collective perverse comments aside, this is a really cute picture.

Never underestimate the power of a human tuckus or a suggestive photo to bring out the comic genius of the knavery around here.. :)

Posted by: Cassandra at June 23, 2006 01:58 PM

Cass, I do my best. And since you semi-invited this ...

"Nick-Nack, the pussycat, gave the dog a bone."

Posted by: Robbie at June 23, 2006 02:20 PM

Robbie wins.

I see Camo is curiously absent from our little pun fest. I trust that the Camo man is doing all right?

Posted by: Cricket at June 23, 2006 03:11 PM

Tiger Kitty's exceptional speed and agility left ChiChi Chihuahua stunned when Tiger reversed ChiChi's "Doggy Style" submission hold with her own high risk move "Take That Bitch" to win the EPW (Extreme Pet Wrestling) Unified Flea Class Championship Belt!!

Posted by: ChatterBox at June 23, 2006 04:55 PM

You think this is bad - you should have seen the canary...

Posted by: Dr. Harden Stuhl at June 23, 2006 08:08 PM

There once was a cat named Myron,
Who decided a Dog he would try on,
So the very next day,
He found a cute dog.
He could lye on.....

Posted by: Dr. Harden O'Stuhl at June 23, 2006 08:18 PM

As a child Arthur had a fondness for super-gluing all his pets together.

Posted by: Dr. Harden Stuhl at June 23, 2006 08:27 PM

ooooh, yeah baby, more forepaw!!

Posted by: SFC D at June 23, 2006 08:51 PM

Pedra just hated it when Gato fell asleep.

Posted by: Cricket at June 24, 2006 08:10 AM

Does spd want to continue the saga of Maria and Gato?

*takes out 11 foot pole*

Posted by: Cricket at June 24, 2006 08:58 AM

"Catnip And Bacon Strips, A Lethal Combination."

Posted by: radio free fred at June 25, 2006 03:31 PM

I see Camo is curiously absent from our little pun fest. I trust that the Camo man is doing all right?
Posted by: Cricket at June 23, 2006 03:11 PM

Au contraire...I posted an (unimpressive, obviously) entry.

My cunning linguistics remain intact.
(My knee, however, continues to heal)

Posted by: camojack at June 25, 2006 11:27 PM


There there now....Steve is in a much better place.


Posted by: Maggie at September 13, 2006 11:18 PM

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