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June 18, 2006

The Daily DimWit: Hitting Isn't Nice

If there's one thing the half-vast editorial staff can't abide, it's incompetence:

A Missouri woman has been arrested for breaking into a dog breeder's home and beating her repeatedly over the head with a dead Chihuahua.

She pushed her way into the house and tried to get to the basement to get another puppy. But after some hair-pulling, the breeder managed to wrestle the woman out of her house.

When she got outside she started hitting the breeder on the head with the dead puppy, drawing the attention of a neighbor who called police.

The woman then went back to her car but waved the dead puppy out of the car's sunroof while yelling threats at the breeder, who did not seek medical attention, police said.

The weight of the puppy was unknown, but Chihuahuas weight between two and six pounds when fully grown.

The dog owner could face felony burglary and misdemeanor assault charges police said

What was she thinking? Real criminals use a cell phone:

The grand jury then subpoenaed several House aides thought to have witnessed the encounter. McKenna, too, testified. The grand jury voted not to indict her.

Posted by Cassandra at June 18, 2006 10:49 AM


I've heard of beating a dead horse, but...this post has really gone to the dogs.

Posted by: camojack at June 19, 2006 12:02 AM

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