July 17, 2006
DimWittery Alert, Supermodel Edition
Because sometimes fashion is hard:
NAOMI Campbell, the supermodel, wrecked her boyfriend's brand new yacht after a row with an Italian chef, it was reported yesterday.
Campbell, known for her outbursts, flew into a violent rage after an argument with the unidentified chef over antipasti on a menu and his choice of wine.
She is said to have smashed up furniture and fittings on the £1.5 million yacht, Nasma, belonging to her new boyfriend, Dubai-born Prince Badr Jafar.
Reports in the Italian press said that relations with the chef broke down as Campbell planned a romantic meal with his help aboard the yacht, which was anchored off Viareggio on the Tuscan Riviera.
News reports estimated the damage to be more than £30,0000.
Staff on the yacht dived for cover as Campbell lashed out at furniture, including priceless antiques, light fittings and cushions, as well as smashing china plates and crystal glasses.
The half-vast editorial staff understands. Ms. Campbell undoubtedly has been the victim of a random, but completely understandable breakdown**.
Dieting can make a grrrrl so cranky.
**select Premade, Random Breakdown
Posted by Cassandra at July 17, 2006 08:50 AM
What a brat. Well, if he is from Dubai he can still save face. He can dump her or beat her. Sounds like she needs a dose of reality anyway.
Posted by: Cricket at July 17, 2006 10:55 AM
Depending on the choice of wine it might have been justified.
Posted by: tommy at July 17, 2006 11:37 AM
It is a act of self-loathing, obviously. She found a pimple.
Posted by: spd_rdr at July 17, 2006 01:03 PM
Prolly on her butt.
Posted by: snarky one at July 17, 2006 01:23 PM
There's another 3 pounds....
Posted by: Cassandra at July 17, 2006 01:36 PM
> Dieting can make a grrrrl so cranky.
Don't you mean "Bingeing and Prrrrging can..."?
Posted by: O Bloody Hell at July 18, 2006 12:02 AM
No one should put up with that.
I say dump her off in port...or overboard.
Posted by: camojack at July 18, 2006 01:36 AM
Little tiny bits of projectiles on the Pradas.
Posted by: Pat Patterson at July 18, 2006 10:38 AM
...and when the veneer that earn$ her the big buck$ fade$ and she gets a typical "hollywood" kick to the curb as a has been, what will she have left??...The real world awaits you, Ms Campbell.
That's some serious ugly going clean to the bone.
Maybe the Pimp..err...Prince of Dubai would be willing to foot the bill for anger management courses for her....or drug rehab...??
But I bet her broomstick has GPS and a high end version of OnStar.
I see a new Celebrity Boxing match in the future: Naomi and Tonya Harding...or how about Naomi and Mike Tyson......heh
Posted by: Rocky Mtn. Lioness at July 18, 2006 12:25 PM
I had read that Ms. Campbell wanted "desparately" to have a baby with this Prince. She felt it would calm her down.
Wouldn't a non-human/non-crying punching bag be a better "career" choice? At least with a punching bag she wouldn't put herself as much in a position of having an altercation with a prison "chef".
Posted by: Rocky Mtn. Lioness at July 18, 2006 12:51 PM
Why should a baby calm her down? Since she has a public record of being a vile person, throwing things, etc. what makes her think a baby will do for her what she is failing to do for herself? She is
one womyn who needs a license to have a child.
Posted by: Cricket at July 19, 2006 10:19 AM