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September 01, 2006

Through A Child's Eyes

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you

like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should

keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10

(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to

marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later

who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10


WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER

by then. -- Camille, age 10

(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get

married. -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)


HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?


(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling

at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8


WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

(1) Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8


WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to

know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long

enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)


(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually

gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age

10!


WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?


(1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the

newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.

-- Craig, age 9


WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

(9) When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7


(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess

with that - - Curt, age 7

(3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should

marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. --

Howard, age 8


IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

(1 ) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm

never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed

out. -- Theodore, age 8

(2 ) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need

someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)


HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

(1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? --

Kelvin, age 8


And the #1 Favorite is........

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

(1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a

truck. -- Ricky, age 10

Regarding that last one, remind me to buy the Unit a case of beer.... and break that mirror in the bathroom.

Posted by Cassandra at September 1, 2006 08:34 AM

Comments

Don't forget the 20x make-up mirror...

Posted by: vet66 at September 1, 2006 12:54 PM

You are a cruel, cruel man.

Posted by: Cassandra at September 1, 2006 12:57 PM

Yeah, I never understood those makeup mirrors. Why would you want to see your pores the size of moon craters?

Posted by: a former european at September 1, 2006 01:20 PM

Just don't buy him anything from Miller Brewing Company.....

Posted by: Miss Ladybug at September 1, 2006 03:09 PM

Me, I betting Kristen gets Alan...

Posted by: John of Argghhh! at September 1, 2006 04:02 PM

Weddings are like airplane landings.

Posted by: Sonar at September 1, 2006 06:05 PM

I married the first redhead that would give me the time of day. Of course I lied.

Posted by: spd_rdr at September 1, 2006 07:21 PM

Pricelss -- of course Anita's comment resonnated most w/our 15 YO redhead daughter who has endured two older brothers...
-SJS

Posted by: Steeljaw Scribe at September 2, 2006 10:04 AM

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