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October 16, 2006
Bwa ha ha ha ha!
Oh Dear Lord... this is brilliant:
What is important or pointless is establishing a stable democracy in Iraq. This easily attainable to impossible, but requires us to stay the course or do a completely different strategy… unless it's more prudent to just give up.What everyone agrees on, though, is that a stable democracy is what will bring peace to region unless a friendly dictator would be more practical or we should just get out of there and not care either way.
The Iraq War certainly is something. All agree that there is an Iraq and that stuff is happening there. Also, it is quite certain that some sort of action/inaction is required by the U.S. Less certain is whether out of the thousands of people commenting on Iraq, if any of them actually know anything.
I would kill to have written it.
Posted by Cassandra at October 16, 2006 02:34 PM
Comments
Oh that's hilarious...
unless it's not hilarous.
Should I be mad?
Posted by: Carrie at October 16, 2006 03:17 PM
Personally I'm outraged.
Or I would be, but I forgot to pay my attention bill again.
Posted by: Cassandra at October 16, 2006 03:19 PM
I agree on his either possible or unattainable assertions, though probably not on his impossible or attainable assertions. Or I could be wrong on both points.
Posted by: jpr at October 16, 2006 03:31 PM
Does this have any relationship to whether or not Schroedinger's cat was house broken?
Where's the 8-ball (no, not spd rdr, the REAL 8-ball)?
...Ask... again...later...
Is Frank trying out for a Senatorial press secretary job, or something?
Posted by: Don Brouhaha at October 16, 2006 05:27 PM
That is absolutely hysterical in a seriously unfunny way.
Posted by: Masked Menace at October 16, 2006 05:38 PM
I would just like to comment that I have no comment on this matter.
Thank you.
Ungratefully yours,
Pile
Posted by: Pile On® at October 16, 2006 06:37 PM
There is the definate possiblity of an affirmative maybe that the undeclared assertions are significantly obscure enough as to warrant an indepth glance.
Either that or my train of thought picked up the wrong freight again!
Posted by: Sly2017 at October 16, 2006 07:59 PM
Some folks have something to say.
Some folks have to say something.
Which is which? We get to decide...
Posted by: camojack at October 17, 2006 01:32 AM
Now that I took that stupid gay test I feel, well, gay for taking it like it said. Very funny.
Posted by: Denny at October 17, 2006 06:51 AM
To be or not to be? I am certain that at one point it was crucial to my well being, but I
am only aware that my Id exists to feed my superego. Therefore there is being for one of them. Which is it? And do I get pudding with that?
Posted by: Cricket at October 17, 2006 08:59 AM
I am decidedly neutral about the whole thing. Have some pudding?
Posted by: spd rdr at October 17, 2006 10:12 AM
- Frank is just channeling LurchKerry again.
Posted by: Big Bang Hunter at October 17, 2006 11:15 AM
Mistress Cassandra, are you REALLY sure you didn't write that under a "nom de plume"?
Posted by: Rich at October 17, 2006 08:09 PM
Great editorial ... I am with BBH, this sounds awfully like John F*** Kerry (D-Vietnam).
I also enjoyed the t-shirts at this site ... especially the Top 10 UN Slogans:
10. If an impotent, bloated bureaucracy can't solve it, then it's best left festering.
9. You can't spell unethical without UN. (similar to you can't spell wimp without MP)
8. Genocidal dictators, beware of our non-binding resolutions.
7. Bringing peace to the world (actual results may vary).
6. Tomorrow's corruption today.
5. Raising pointless squabbling to an art form.
4. We take bribes so you won't have to.
3. Try our world famous cheesy fries.
2. If troubles around, we'll be nearby doing nothing.
1. If this is an emergency, please hang up and dial America.
Posted by: Frodo at October 18, 2006 12:56 PM
1b. "We never witnessed a third world tradgedy, we weren't willing to ignore"
2b. "If you're a tin-pot dictator, we're good with that. Send the Oil checks to the my NY address, care of K.Annon."
3b. "My name is Kim, and I do not like little girls, I like bomb thingies"
4b. "If you need peacekeeping, just read our Brochure, "Vacationing in Lebanon"
5b. "I did not have sex with that teenager in Naroibi...(I wanted to)"
6b. "Bush is a closet thespian"
7b. "Homophobes hate pudding"
8b. "From each, according to thier gullibility....Too each according to their sloth"
9b. "Graft is hereditary in UN employees"
10b. "As a Progressive, I only bash gays when we need to win elections"
Posted by: Big Bang Hunter at October 18, 2006 01:46 PM
Spd - is it chocolate? Does it have a skin on top?
Posted by: John of Argghhh! at October 18, 2006 03:49 PM
1c. Please let my slave carry your white paper on human rights violations in the US. (Representitive from Sudan)
Posted by: Frodo at October 18, 2006 04:41 PM
Sure sounds like "Strawberry Fields Forever".
No one I think is in my tree, I mean it must be high or low
That is you can't you know tune in but it's all right, that is I think it's not too bad
Let me take you down, 'cos I'm going to Strawberry Fields
Nothing is real, and nothing to get hungabout
Strawberry Fields forever
Always, no sometimes, think it's me, but you know I know when it's a dream
I think I know I mean a "Yes" but it's all wrong, that is I think I disagree
Posted by: Foxy Wizard at October 18, 2006 04:50 PM