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February 08, 2007

I Just Know Cass Would Want To Blog This

If she only had the time, there is no doubt she would have brought this up:

Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days.

Veterinarians at Antwerp's Aquatopia had sought to treat the animal's problem, but decided removal was the only solution because of the risk of infection. The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises.

Mozart, sitting on the shoulders of his keeper as camera crews focused on his red, swollen erection, seemed unperturbed by the news.

"It doesn't bother him. He doesn't know what amputation means," said vet Luc Lambrecht, adding that Mozart's sexual activity should be undimmed by the operation.

"I don't think so. That's all in his head."

So let's have a contest. If she were here, what would Our Hostess have said about all this?

Posted by Grim at February 8, 2007 01:58 PM

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Two heads are better than one?

Posted by: Sloan Morganstern at February 8, 2007 02:52 PM

Mozart's mate on the other hand is expected to file for divorce. She is quoted as saying "He's changed, he's only half the iguana he used to be"

Posted by: Frodo at February 8, 2007 04:02 PM

Gee, that's a hard one.

Posted by: Geoff at February 8, 2007 04:10 PM

At the time it seemed like a cool idea to see what would happen if they gave Mozart a couple Cialis.

Posted by: Frodo at February 8, 2007 04:15 PM

Rock me, Amadeus!

Posted by: Don Brouhaha at February 8, 2007 04:24 PM

I think Cass would say "he doesn't need a mutilating surgery, he just need the love of a good woman".

Posted by: Pile OnĀ® at February 8, 2007 06:49 PM

First Cass would say:
"I can't believe that I'm posting this"
And then she'd say...
*running away*

Meaning that....

Well, I don't know.

Posted by: spd rdr at February 8, 2007 07:17 PM

I'd have to say spd is leading the contest so far. :)

Posted by: Grim at February 8, 2007 07:18 PM

"Meaning that....

Well, I don't know."

She is woman, You will never know.

Posted by: Russ at February 9, 2007 12:37 AM

Dear VC - I popped a viagra and it went down the wrong pipe, so I had a stiff neck for awhile!
The next day I popped another one, and I suffered a 'four-hour-reaction' where my slinky
wouldn't bend while going down the stairs. Anyway, for four hours my wife and I went around the world east to west and north to south, and vice versa! Still, with a few hours to go, my wife tossed horse shoes and played ring toss!
Happy VD Day - Valentines Day to all!

Posted by: darthcrUSAderwt2007 at February 9, 2007 05:31 AM

Why did nobody tell me we changed it to a large wooden Iguana?

Posted by: Unladen European Swallow at February 9, 2007 09:56 AM

Becauze zey do not vant ze bourgeois for zuch a delicate and important task, your airspeed velocity iz not fast enough. I fart in your general direction. Your muzhah vas a hamstah and your fahzah smelt of elderberries.

Posted by: African Swallows Union 43 at February 9, 2007 01:45 PM

Cass: "When did something like that happen in real life?"

Or: "JHD is an iguana?"

Ruh-Roh!

Disclaimer: If you're iguana has a persistent erection for longer than four hours consult a knife weilding veternarian!

I think PETA should step in and save this iguana's manhood! Oh well, Disney is looking for an eunuch iguana for their upcoming film "Cinderella XI". Heh!

Posted by: Real Life at February 9, 2007 09:24 PM

Is this what Emperor Joseph II was talking about when he warned Mozart about having too many notes?

Posted by: Frodo at February 12, 2007 10:26 AM

First Cass would say:
"I can't believe that I'm posting this"
And then she'd say...
*running away*

Someone knows The Princess entirely too well.

Posted by: Princess Leia in a Cheese Danish Bikini at February 12, 2007 01:00 PM

I say, "If I had two penises I wouldn't be blogging."

Posted by: RonF at February 14, 2007 02:16 PM

Penis envy, anyone?

Posted by: Freud at February 14, 2007 04:36 PM

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