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July 14, 2007

Great Moments in PAO History

Surely this has got to be the greatest statement ever released by a military spokesman:

Major Mike Shearer said:

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area."

Posted by Cassandra at July 14, 2007 05:48 PM

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"Ah, but have they categorically denied releasing woman-eating badgers? We must examine this partial denial at once to determine what the Coalition is hiding!"

Posted by: Who Struck John at July 14, 2007 07:21 PM


We don't need no stinking BADGERS!!

Posted by: ChatterBox at July 14, 2007 07:51 PM

Notice however that they said nothing about the squirrel commandos infiltrating Iran..
see here

Posted by: jfehr at July 14, 2007 08:07 PM

What a bunch of whiney little girls. They are honey badgers for crying out loud. How dangerous can a "honey" badger be?

Sounds like a term of endearment to me my little honey badgers.

Posted by: Pile OnĀ® at July 14, 2007 08:27 PM

We have no comment however on the Giant Mutant Demi-god beavers.

Posted by: LarryConley at July 14, 2007 10:29 PM

The Feisty Americans surely learned from Allah's Fallujah sending of the giant spiders that with only a single touch of its hairy legs could cause an American soldier to die and be made black. But the AMericans cannot equal Allah's original masterpieces!

Posted by: Ymarsakar at July 15, 2007 04:37 PM

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