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July 15, 2007
When Animals Attack
Ferocious, man-eating badgers...
Spying squirrels...
Ginormous squid the size of a schoolbus...
What will they think of next?
According to Mrs. Greyhawk, the State Department has declared war on Giant, Killer Wasps from Hell:
As if the insurgency in Iraq and the fight against terrorism wasn't enough, U.S. diplomats are now struggling with a new threat: menacing "killer" wasps that have infested areas around the State Department's headquarters.Large numbers of the fearsome looking insects, which can grow to about two inches, are congregating in the vicinity of State's Harry S. Truman building and causing distress to employees, according to an internal memorandum obtained by The Associated Press.
Farther south, the good citizens of Cape Coral, Florida are under attack by the dastardly Number 48, causing a local resident to utter these unforgettable words:
"There was really nothing left of him.... but his paws."
This, my friends, is why we cannot afford to leave Iraq.
We cannot let the terrorists win.
Posted by Cassandra at July 15, 2007 07:20 AM
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Comments
.... Wasps that are two inches long are abnormal?
They REALLY need to visit Twisp some time....
Posted by: Foxfier at July 15, 2007 02:12 PM
John Ringo's biological weapons theory it seems.
Posted by: Ymarsakar at July 15, 2007 04:32 PM