Villainous Company

Dude as they say... in #1 to dudette liberal allowance perhaps... in #2, "If you don't stop reachin' for my seeds and stems, I'm gonna stick this bong where the sun don't shine!

#1 AAAAHHHHHH...
AAAAHHHHHH...
AAAAHHHHHH...
AAAAHHHHHH...Yeah man, I drank the energy drink AAAAHHHHHH... in this glass. AAAAHHHHHH... Why?

#2 *in thought bubble over #2's head* which foot?, which foot?, which foot?, which foot?, which foot?

Either: hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Both: ...and you may see me tonight with an illegal smile

#2

"Oh now, now
Oh, hell yes
You got to take off that party dress..."

Thanks a bunch, Cass. Like, I didn't need my eyes anymore?

Maybe I'll take that limo-driving gig in Beirut until winter sets in...

I think I'd rather look at this delicate picture than the two up above.

Queen Kalikamaya paused in mid-gyration, contemplating that maybe all this hemp distraction was simply a croc.

#1: Yeah, I can drink this. Wanna see me drink this? Cuz I'll fargin' drink this if ya dare me.

I thought the the Jolly Swagman was supposed to *sit* beside the billabong...

#1: "At LAST! We have the Water Of Life! You can drink it, bathe it in, cook with it, but it is best used through a bong."

#2: (With apologies to Van Morrison)
"It's the time of the year for a moondance..."
#2: Al Franken comes full circle.

#2: Chris throws hys body into a frenzy of Gaia
worship, trying not to care that plastic Mocs
somewhat defeat the purpose of reducing one's carbpn footprint.

#2: Plastic shoes with a laurel wreath? Is he mad?

#1 Dr. Bob does the introduction to his Doctoral dissertation at an open air meeting of the American Chemical Society (that's kind of an inside joke for chemists)

#2 Lindsey Lohan hits a new low, after going off her diet.

My eyes *aren't* getting any better.

Just thought I'd save you the trouble of asking...

1#: 'We have proof! Aliens kidnapped the real Hillary Clinton."

#1

Dances With Chomsteins. I am Wind In His Water Pipe. Do you see that I am your friend? Can you see that you will always be my friend?

Thanks a bunch, Cass. Like, I didn't need my eyes anymore?

Only for you, Bill :)

I still have that picture of you as a blonde, you know.

For a small donation to my Nigerian alluvial gold account, I can forget exactly *where* I stashed it.

Until it's time for another caption contest at the Castle, anyway...

"After presenting their joint lecture On Specifying Covariance Structures in Linear Latent Curve Models to Multiple Longitudinal Variables, these two swingers took some time out for a little R & R."

#1: "...an' this is yer dain on brugs."

#2: Ashleigh paused in mid-swing, struck by the twin revelations that he'd left the discus in the Yugo and that poison oak was *not* your friend.

[BTW, the Punjabi mango vendor across the street wants his tablecloth back]

#2 -
"You put your left foot in, and ya shake it all about....
Whadda ya mean that's not my left foot?"

#1 -
"Cricket, did you use my bongwater for your fortune telling schtick again? Give the people back their money and quit telling them "Da Man" switched their right foot with their left."

#1 -
"Duuude! You gotta try this Air Head smoke! One hit and........uhhhhh,.... Huh. Duuuuude! You gotta try this.........."

1.
Hat:I'm telling you, dude, what's in here is going to get me to college!
Dude: Whoa! man, you can't count to ten! What's in there that's going to get a punk like you to college?
Hat: Grandma.
Dude: You rock.

#2: After drinking the bongwater in #1, Andrea Dworkin worked on getting her groove back.

My eyes are getting better. I've been scrolling by Braille...

Oh you touched it! You'll get warts!

Doing your fortune-telling schtick again?