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December 26, 2007

What Was Your First Clue?

Who says those Godless Hollywood types don't celebrate Christmas?

Some gifts from Kris Kringle are better kept wrapped.

A man in a Santa hat was arrested Sunday night for investigation of drunken driving after he was spotted outside Grauman's Chinese Theater in Hollywood wearing a wig, a red lace camisole and a purple G-string, police said.

"We are pretty sure this is not the Santa Claus," Deputy Chief Ken Garner said.

Actually, one of VC's half vast editorial staff captured a direct quote. Thankfully, no visuals were provided.

Posted by Cassandra at December 26, 2007 10:26 AM

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Of course, there is no mention of the color of the wig, and this is important! Was it vixen black, platinum blonde or flaming red (the most logical choice, I think) And, honestly, a purple G-string with the red camisole? Puhleeeeeezze, how gauche! Everyone knows Santa's suit has white fur on the.....um,...bottom.

Posted by: GracieLou Freebush at December 26, 2007 01:15 PM