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March 21, 2008

New World Order Caption Contest


Don't say it, Sly.

Posted by Cassandra at March 21, 2008 08:51 AM

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Now there's an angry (stupid, but very angry) white man. Told you that theme would resurface. Shoot, he even looks like me...

Posted by: Frank Morris at March 21, 2008 05:39 PM

Only the red-shirts know where the safety pins go on that armament... and, let's keep it that way.

Posted by: bthun at March 21, 2008 06:24 PM

As good once as I ever was...

Posted by: bthun at March 21, 2008 06:30 PM

Right now I'm an angry (and arguably stupid) white female, Frank :p

Long week.

Posted by: Cass at March 21, 2008 06:42 PM

Quick, call OSHA!

Posted by: Mark at March 21, 2008 07:11 PM

Call me Joe Biden, but I think the original caption is something like:
"Military Budget Cuts: Our new, less expensive US Air Force"

Posted by: driver at March 21, 2008 07:16 PM

A Tom Cruise missile.

Posted by: Cricket at March 21, 2008 09:17 PM

Top Gun has a new program: Mission Impossible.

Posted by: Cricket at March 21, 2008 09:18 PM

I have been lurking here for a long long time, you are awesome, thanks!
and that is the funniest. stupidest (I know I know)pict I have seen in a while.

Posted by: Vmaximus at March 21, 2008 11:21 PM

Today the Air force announced that Project "Pocket Magnet" is an Unqualified Success but the demagnifier has been held from the current budget by the Congressional Budget & Means Oversight Committee. Congressman Waxman was overheard to say " It is much cheaper to drop soldiers with handguns than bombs."

Posted by: Dr. Harden Stuhl at March 21, 2008 11:47 PM

I may have washed out of flight school but I still get to fly !

Posted by: DMills at March 22, 2008 12:34 AM


Posted by: Sly2017 at March 22, 2008 01:45 AM

Just wait 'til this thing goes off. It'll be the biggest explosion you've ever seen....then after the *fog* clears, I'll fire my gun.

Is that a jet in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?

Today, the Air Force unveiled it's latest line of high tech maintenance tools: Mach 2 tape. Which is expected to replace the current fix-all tools of 100 mph tape, WD-40 and safety wire by 2010.

They said Todd was hung like a horse, but he was only a scud.

Tired of being fired at, Will decided it was time for some payback.

Posted by: Sly2017 at March 22, 2008 01:57 AM

Sly, you crack me up!

Posted by: Miss Ladybug at March 22, 2008 02:36 AM

Hey -- somebody finally updated my Twitchy Bill pic!

[sorry, guys -- Cassie's presently too busy snickering to dig up the original]

Posted by: BillT at March 22, 2008 06:30 AM

Congress implements the new/improved extended-range capability of their re-election enabling ear-marks via the cost cutting and cost effective MIL-SPEC -HAPUSJONKERY:WEZSTRAPPED2AHARDMOUNT - E6 W sidearm & goggles (NOTE: beer_goggles will not meet accuracy stds) - Drop-Hanks - for all F and A series aircraft currently operational in the Department of the Navy and those other air services. =;^}

Posted by: bthun at March 22, 2008 08:49 AM

The latest offering from Peabody Labs, in conjunction with the Congress and OMB is the High Altitude Unencumbered Light INsertion Assault Reduction Service Effort, hereafter referred to as HaulinARSEĀ®.

Posted by: Mr. Peabody at March 22, 2008 10:12 AM

Check out this funny picture.


Posted by: Ymarsakar at March 22, 2008 10:49 AM

Roy's popularity came from his reputation as a great "wing-man"

That looks unsafe, don't they know how dangerous handguns are???!?!?Q!?Q!?!

Well, that took care of the gremlin problem, now what do we do about the young David Carradine hanging off the wing?

The new 'bio-diesel' fuel tanks even come with their own guns...

Posted by: famousmort at March 22, 2008 02:24 PM

Lex's next job.

Posted by: HomefrontSix at March 22, 2008 05:23 PM

Why you should not confuse a weapon's kill record with its deadliness.

Posted by: Cowboy Blob at March 22, 2008 09:36 PM

"Typical White Person"

Posted by: Patrick at March 22, 2008 10:49 PM

"An exciting career as a Naval Flight Officer is waiting! Sign up today!"

"When you're too old, blind and shaky to fly the jet you can still pull the trigger."

Posted by: Curtis at March 22, 2008 11:53 PM

The Obama campaign unveils 1st national defense initiative.

Posted by: Frodo at March 24, 2008 09:51 AM

"Lex's next job."


Posted by: Carrie at March 24, 2008 12:03 PM

Time to answer the age old question: If you fire a subsonic bullet while flying at a speed that is faster than sound, what do you hear?

Posted by: Kevin L at March 24, 2008 12:58 PM

"A Smart Bomb?"

Posted by: yojoe at March 24, 2008 01:30 PM

When I said "I'd hit it like a missle" this isn't exactly what I had in mind.

Posted by: Lord Helmet at March 24, 2008 01:33 PM

Shortly afterwards, Captain Fo "Tee" Fyvhole, could be heard shouting, "Dude, you're supposed make sure the CO isn't armed before *all* practical jokes. OWWWWWWWWWWWWW".

Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at March 24, 2008 01:39 PM

"If you fire a subsonic bullet while flying at a speed that is faster than sound, what do you hear?"

splat... OUCH! BANG?

But given the option, all government grants being equal, I rather not listen for the sound of a felled tree in the woods during my absence.

Posted by: Mr. Peabody at March 24, 2008 01:41 PM

It only took a few low passes before the squirrels wised up and left Ted's bird feeders alone.

Posted by: spd rdr at March 24, 2008 02:02 PM

His friends always admired at how President Bush played down the personal risk involved when flying with the Texas Air National Guard.

Posted by: spd rdr at March 24, 2008 02:26 PM

Dortmiester's range scores dropped significantly after the Supreme Court declared target shooters part of the state militia.

Posted by: spd rdr at March 24, 2008 02:55 PM

Belgium's committment to NATO

Posted by: spd rdr at March 24, 2008 03:10 PM

Seen here, the USAF's Firearms Training Manual demonstrates the "Prone-Supported" firing position.

Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at March 24, 2008 04:02 PM

It was not until takeoff on his first mission that Duckweather finally realized why members of the elite "Winged Death Group" were called "Wedgies."

Posted by: spd rdr at March 24, 2008 04:42 PM

"We now return you to the co-dependent adventures of WING-MAN!" (sotto voce: brought to you by Stay-in-place, the cement-like hair gel made for wingmen everywhere.)

Posted by: Kevin L at March 24, 2008 06:40 PM

To his dismay, Ted discovered that the "Discount Military Hang-Gliding School" he signed up with is probably not completely above board.


Posted by: obloodyhell at March 25, 2008 12:02 AM


(yeah, I date myself... in more ways than one)

Posted by: obloodyhell at March 25, 2008 12:04 AM

Sleep tight tonight, folks! Your US Air Force is awake.

Posted by: Sly2017 at March 25, 2008 01:47 AM