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March 17, 2008

Well Slap Us Around And Call Us "Susie"

Tigerhawk is writing about sex again.

Men...

Posted by Cassandra at March 17, 2008 05:06 AM

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Talk about your Cycle of Violence. New York must have thought they had us in New Jersey topped, and here we come up with group sex in the governor's mansion! How is New York going to recapture the lost glory? With both the Clintons and the Spitzers, you can't just write off the Empire State.

Posted by: TigerHawk at March 17, 2008 06:43 AM

New York must have thought they had us in New Jersey topped...

You did that on purpose :p

Posted by: Attila the Pun at March 17, 2008 06:46 AM

Where are my St. Patrick's Day rugby songs? :)

Posted by: Grim at March 17, 2008 08:44 AM

Sorry Grim.

I don't think I'm going to be able to come up with them today :(

Posted by: Cassandra at March 17, 2008 11:18 AM

"Well Slap Us Around And Call Us 'Susie'"

And you say JHD and I are bad....
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Posted by: Sly2017 at March 17, 2008 11:33 AM

Only because that is true, though :p

Posted by: Cassandra at March 17, 2008 12:18 PM

A very funny comment at Gateway.

"Anonymous said...

So I guess for the McGreeveys, "TGIF" really meant "Teddy Goes in First/Front/Finally".

How the hell did Jersey end up with this guy?
"

Posted by: Ymarsakar at March 17, 2008 12:27 PM

Harrumph! We advocate an all-natural (mazola oil, whipped cream, cherries) holistic experience that preserves (visqueen) the beauty of the act while filling (more cherries and whipped cream, please) the soul.
And what do you advocate? She of the trapeze and disco ball. We're not even going to touch the connotations behind the post title. (Unless something really good comes to mind later.)
heh
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Posted by: Sly2017 at March 17, 2008 12:38 PM

Yeah, I saw that Ymar.

The TGIF riffs have been percolating in brain housing group all morning. Fortunately, I have shown an admirably sense of self restraint :p

Posted by: Cassandra at March 17, 2008 01:00 PM

TGIF -- Toe Goes In First. I thought everyone knew that.
heh
Fortunately, I don't feel such constraints -- today, anyway.
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Posted by: Sly2017 at March 17, 2008 01:15 PM

No songs for merry Saint Patrick, eh? Fine. I'll just sing to you, then.

"As I got home on Thursday night,
As drunk as drunk could be,
I saw two boots beneath the bed
Where my own boots ought to be!
So I called the wife and said to her (HEY, WIFE!)...

"Would you kindly tell to me,
Who owns the boots beneath the bed
where my own boots should be?

"Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk,
You silly old fool!
So drunk you cannot see:
That's a pair of geranium pots
my mother sent to me. (GERANIUM POTS??)

"Well, many's the time I've traveled
A hundred miles or more,
But laces on geranium pots
I've never seen before."

"As I came home on Friday night...

Posted by: Grim at March 17, 2008 01:30 PM

I was thinking more along the lines of "The Governor is F***ed."

Works on so many levels.

Posted by: Cassandra at March 17, 2008 01:31 PM

Thanks, Grim!

I need something to cheer me :) If I can get my work done, I promise to play along.

Posted by: Cassandra at March 17, 2008 01:32 PM

No songs, is it? First no beer, now no songs. A fine villainous company! Hmph! :)

Posted by: Grim at March 17, 2008 01:32 PM

We'll drink a drink a drink
To Lily the pink the pink the pink
The savior of [the savior of] the human race.
She invented medicinal compound.
Most efficacious in ev'ry case.

Take Mr. Frears, who had sticky-out ears.
And it made him awful shy.
So they gave him medicinal compound,
And now he's learning how to fly.

We'll drink a drink a drink
To Lily the pink the pink the pink
The savior of [the savior of] the human race.
She invented medicinal compound.
Most efficacious in ev'ry case.

And Uncle Paul, he was very small. He
Was the shortest man in town.
So on his body he rubbed medicinal compound,
And now he's six foot -- but it's underground.

Yes, we'll drink a drink....

Posted by: Grim at March 17, 2008 01:39 PM

And now a rendition of Sly's new favorite song, "Do Virgins Taste Better?"

Ahem. (To the tune of "the Irish washerwoman.")

A dragon has come to our village today.
We've asked him to leave, but he won't go away.
Now he's talked to our king and they worked out a deal:
No homes will he burn and no crops will he steal.

Now there is but one catch, we dislike it a bunch.
Twice a year he invites him a virgin to lunch.
Well, we've no other choice, so the deal we'll respect.
But we can't help but wonder and pause to reflect.

Do virgins taste better than those who are not?
Are they salty, or sweeter, more juicy or what?
Do you savor them slowly? Gulp them down on the spot?
Do virgins taste better than those who are not?


Now we'd like to be shed you, and many have tried.
But no one can get through your thick scaly hide.
We hope that some day, some brave knight will come by.
'Cause we can't wait around 'til you're too fat to fly.

Now you have such good taste in your women for sure,
They always are pretty, they always are pure.
But your notion of dining, it makes us all flinch,
For your favorite entree is barbecued wench.

Now we've found a solution, it works out so neat,
If you insist on nothing but virgins to eat.
No more will our number ever grow small,
We'll simply make sure there's no virgins at all!

Do virgins taste better than those who are not?
Are they salty, or sweeter, more juicy or what?
Do you savor them slowly? Gulp them down on the spot?
Do virgins taste better than those who are not?

Posted by: Grim at March 17, 2008 01:44 PM

I like that one :p

Posted by: Cassandra at March 17, 2008 01:58 PM

Careful Grim, Do not mess in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and good with ketchup.

Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at March 17, 2008 02:54 PM

"Are they salty, or sweeter, more juicy or what?"

Salty virgins? Now there's an oxymoron for ya. At the risk of sound risque (Moi? Never!) I highly doubt that, else they wouldn't be virgins, now would they?
As to *sweet*, by the time you add the whipped cream and cherries, that's a given, I would think.
I had better stop there, lest I find myself in the corner....oh, wait, I never left!
heh
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Posted by: Sly2017 at March 17, 2008 03:09 PM

Does this thread have any linkage to the "sex toad" one that follows?

I think that would be a great insult -- "You're a sex toad!"

This would be the opposite of Governor Jesse "The Body" Ventura in the movie "Predator" where he claims to be a "goddamn sexual tyrranosaurus".:)

Posted by: a former european at March 17, 2008 10:37 PM

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