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April 22, 2008

Campaign Quote of the Day

"I think Chelsea looks better in person and she's got the body and ass of life,"

The Editorial Staff does not care who you are or what your political orientation: this is just plain funny.

But more importantly, we are outraged.

Why, oh why have we never been told we have "the ass of life"? It's almost enough to make us change parties, if only so we can sport really groovy campaign swag like this:

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Interesting use of pop culture as persuasive authority. Not sure what the target demographic is. Ron Paul voters, perhaps?

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This, on the otter heiny, is just plain disturbing.

Posted by Cassandra at April 22, 2008 08:35 AM

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Better to never have someone remark that your ass is larger than life.

Posted by: Carrie at April 22, 2008 08:45 AM

Or that it needs it's own zip code?

*running away*

Posted by: J-Lo's Taut and Tanned Thighs at April 22, 2008 09:13 AM

Well, I only met you the once and while I admired your ass of life, it didn't seem proper to remark on it. ;)

Posted by: Jimmie at April 22, 2008 09:16 AM

You are merciful, sir.

Finally my caboose has been validated! I can die a happy womyn (and more importantly, an unrepentant, knuckle-dragging Rethug). :p

Posted by: Cassandra at April 22, 2008 09:31 AM

Ass of life? Is that like the Jaws of Life? How would that work... nevermind, I don't wanna know.

Posted by: MikeD at April 22, 2008 09:48 AM

To have ass of life, truly, one must drag chief's manufactured home (premium yak hide, bone and timber) across steppes while herding cattle.

Democrat spawn puny... too puny to drag laptop w talking points, much less home of chief! Silly democrat comrades...

Posted by: Taras Glutius Maximus Bulba at April 22, 2008 09:51 AM

The tuckus of all time.

I am fond of alliteration.

Pastel hippos tend to upset the CLUs.

Posted by: Cricket at April 22, 2008 10:00 AM

I am in love with that phrase.

The Ass of Life.

It is good to have goals.

Posted by: Cassandra at April 22, 2008 10:04 AM

Girlfriend, does my ass of life look fat?

Posted by: Mrs G at April 22, 2008 10:48 AM

Bwa ha ha ha ha!!!

Posted by: Cassandra at April 22, 2008 10:52 AM

Coming soon to a theater near you...

Tomb Raider III: The Ass of Life

Seriously, what does that mean? What on Earth is an "ass of life"? I've admired many an ass but I've never, ever had that phrase pop into my head.

Posted by: Jimmie at April 22, 2008 10:58 AM

Confuscius say..."Better to have 'Ass of Life' than 'Ass of Death'. " Can I get an AMEN!?!

Posted by: ASSumption at April 22, 2008 12:37 PM

Jimmie, maybe it's a kind of wierd concantenation. The combination of "you bet your ass," and "you bet your life" to ass of life.

It's a left thing, kind of like capital gains taxes and treasury revenues they just get all confused.

Posted by: Allen at April 22, 2008 12:38 PM

Confuscious say:

Better to be Ass of Life

than to be Butt of joke.

Also say:

Better to be Ass of Life

than to be cheeky devil in search of trouble.

Confuscious go to lunch now and ponder further.

Posted by: Confuscious Brouhaha at April 22, 2008 12:42 PM

"It's a left thing, kind of like capital gains taxes and treasury revenues they just get all confused."
But Allen, to them it's all Treasury revenue. Their confusion arises when they try to decide how much of the Treasury assets they will dispense and to whom. Hmmm, the Ass of Life metaphor might be coming into focus...

Posted by: bthun at April 22, 2008 12:59 PM

Also say: Better to be Ass of Life
than to be cheeky devil in search of trouble.

Confucious also say:

He who have forked tongue should never kiss balloon.

J-Lo's Butt not sure if Chinaman trying to crank one up. But rather than take offense, she is willing to turn other cheek.

Posted by: J-Lo's Butt at April 22, 2008 01:03 PM

Ass of Rife suffah major crack in mental imagery... No contemprate during runch howah.

Ass of Deaf was movie made by roving subjects about yours trury in Pyongyangwood.

Posted by: Kim Jong Ilvis at April 22, 2008 01:23 PM

Confuscius also say
Tis better to be a smart ass than a dumbass.

Posted by: Devil in search of trouble at April 22, 2008 02:20 PM

bthun, when your talking about taxes I believe the proper phrase would be "chapped ass of life."

Posted by: Allen at April 22, 2008 03:09 PM

"I believe the proper phrase would be "chapped ass of life.""
Heheh... and Harrumph!

Posted by: bthun at April 22, 2008 03:35 PM

The Ass Of Life isn't all it has cracked up to be.

Posted by: mean cricket at April 22, 2008 06:44 PM

Confuscius also say:
Everyone likes a little ass, no one likes a smart ass.

Unless you're hanging out around here, then you're just ass'n for it.

Posted by: Snarkammando at April 23, 2008 12:27 AM

That last link was ridiculously funny.

Posted by: Ymarsakar at April 23, 2008 10:21 PM

"J. Lo.'s butt is the nirvana of the Ass of Life."

--Gautama Buddha

Posted by: J. Lo's Butt at April 28, 2008 01:17 PM

J. Lo's butt: often imitated. Never duplicated :p

Posted by: Cassandra at April 28, 2008 03:30 PM

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