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April 22, 2008
Campaign Quote of the Day
"I think Chelsea looks better in person and she's got the body and ass of life,"
The Editorial Staff does not care who you are or what your political orientation: this is just plain funny.
But more importantly, we are outraged.
Why, oh why have we never been told we have "the ass of life"? It's almost enough to make us change parties, if only so we can sport really groovy campaign swag like this:
Interesting use of pop culture as persuasive authority. Not sure what the target demographic is. Ron Paul voters, perhaps?
This, on the otter heiny, is just plain disturbing.
Posted by Cassandra at April 22, 2008 08:35 AM
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Better to never have someone remark that your ass is larger than life.
Posted by: Carrie at April 22, 2008 08:45 AM
Or that it needs it's own zip code?
*running away*
Posted by: J-Lo's Taut and Tanned Thighs at April 22, 2008 09:13 AM
Well, I only met you the once and while I admired your ass of life, it didn't seem proper to remark on it. ;)
Posted by: Jimmie at April 22, 2008 09:16 AM
You are merciful, sir.
Finally my caboose has been validated! I can die a happy womyn (and more importantly, an unrepentant, knuckle-dragging Rethug). :p
Posted by: Cassandra at April 22, 2008 09:31 AM
Ass of life? Is that like the Jaws of Life? How would that work... nevermind, I don't wanna know.
Posted by: MikeD at April 22, 2008 09:48 AM
To have ass of life, truly, one must drag chief's manufactured home (premium yak hide, bone and timber) across steppes while herding cattle.
Democrat spawn puny... too puny to drag laptop w talking points, much less home of chief! Silly democrat comrades...
Posted by: Taras Glutius Maximus Bulba at April 22, 2008 09:51 AM
The tuckus of all time.
I am fond of alliteration.
Pastel hippos tend to upset the CLUs.
Posted by: Cricket at April 22, 2008 10:00 AM
I am in love with that phrase.
The Ass of Life.
It is good to have goals.
Posted by: Cassandra at April 22, 2008 10:04 AM