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May 30, 2008

Attention, Crimethtopperth

That ain't no mathk... Key quote:

"You see these two guys wearing, basically, panties over their heads to disguise themselves," said Police Spokeswoman Susan Medina. "But the bottom line is: this is a serious crime."

What we want to know is, where in the helk was BillT?

We just want to reiterate:

"Yes their methods were unorthodox. Panties over your head--very strange. But what they did was very serious..."

Posted by Cassandra at May 30, 2008 03:27 PM

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They shoulda used crotchless then there woulda been an air hole to breath through....

Posted by: DL Sly at May 30, 2008 04:35 PM

The Thong-way Bandits will need those when they make the dance card in the big house...

Posted by: bthun at May 30, 2008 04:46 PM

Well of course they were caught! Everyone knows coming into contact with panties corrupts a man's precious bodily fluids. Thus weakened, they were no match for law enforcement.

Posted by: a former european at May 30, 2008 04:52 PM

Look, Buthter...

Thith ain't no party
Thith ain't no dithco
Thith ain't foolin' around

No time for danthing,
or lovey dovey,
I ain't got time for that now...

Posted by: Knut, Ze Adorable German Polar Bear... at May 30, 2008 04:58 PM

I ain't takin' a bite outta that!

Posted by: McGruff at May 30, 2008 05:09 PM

Posted by: Hanibal at May 30, 2008 05:11 PM

There's a whole new incentive for joining your Neighborhood Watch now idnit......

Posted by: McGruff at May 30, 2008 05:15 PM

What we want to know is, where in the helk was BillT?

Same place as always.

Hang a left at the minefield east of the busted MiG-21, then hop the razor wire onto the taxiway. When you get to the third JDAM crater north of the anthill, look for the only building without 30mm perforations in the roof...

Posted by: BillT at May 30, 2008 05:39 PM

Frilly Thongs.

They did a panty raid at TOB.

Posted by: Cricket at May 30, 2008 10:35 PM

"You see these two guys wearing, basically, panties over their heads to disguise themselves," said Police Spokeswoman Susan Medina. "But the bottom line is: this is a serious crime."

Get these thugs some Burkhas.

Posted by: Ymarsakar at May 31, 2008 01:06 AM


"The clerk was terrified when they broke in and demanded the money," Medina said. "Yes their methods were unorthodox. Panties over your head--very strange. But what they did was very serious and they injured an Arvada resident during the course of this crime."

I don't get it. The clerk was terrified that she had to kill them? I kept hearing from the thongothugs "hurry up" "hurry up".

Look, here, killing people can't be hurried up and if they want me to hurry up, then I can't promise it'll get done correctly.

Posted by: Ymarsakar at May 31, 2008 01:11 AM

LOL, I just happened to watch "Employee of the Month" the other day (suitably background noise when you are doing something else), and one of the geniuses gets panty hose for two of them to use to hide their faces. When the other guy notices that something smells funny, it turns out that the genius got them from his mom's *gym bag*....

Sorta makes one wonder where these guys got their panties...

Posted by: OBloody Hell at June 2, 2008 10:14 PM

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