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May 01, 2008
It's Kentucky Derby Time!
Around Villa Cassandranita, it's a family tradition to play the horses and do mint juleps on Kentucky Derby day. So to get in the mood, the blog princess proposes a little game we shamelessly stole from the Style Invitational.
Below the fold are the 100 names of the horses eligible for the Triple Crown. The object: mate any two (even though they are both male - hey: we're an Enlightened Kind of Blog) and come up with a clever name for their progeny.
Example:
Hot Chili + Fierce Wind = Silent but Deadly
The lucky winner, as always, will received a thoroughly sloshed stuffed marmoset by parcel post.
A.P. Answer
Aaron's Rod
Access Code
Anewday
Arizona
Atoned
Attempted Humor
Behind at the Bar
Big Brown
Big Truck
Blackberry Road
Bonanza
Booted
Cannonball
Cape Time
Casual Conquest
Check It Twice
Chris Got Even
Clemens
Close to the Vest
Coast Guard
Colonel John
Cool Coal Man
Court Vision
Daddy Rabbit
Denis of Cork
El Gato Malo
Elysium Fields
Etched
Excess Capital
Expansion
Fast Talking
Fierce Wind
Full Charge
Georgie Boy
Go Speed Racer
Groomedforvictory
He's Sum Charmer
Hello From Heaven
Hey Byrn
Hot Chili
I've Heard It All
In My Footsteps
In Orbit
Invaluable
Luvandgo
Make the Point
Manchild
Mapmaker
Mask and Wig
Massive Drama
Monogram
Mr. Harry
New Believer
No Jeopardy
Notgivinmyloveaway
Old Ninety Eight
On the Rocks
Pillar of Salt
Polonius
Propensity
Pyro
Really
Referee
Returning
Revenge Is Sweet
Sacred Icon
Saul to Paul
Sea of Pleasure
Signature Move
Smokin Stogies
Square Deal
Standing High
Storming Off
Stratospheric
Swath
Texas Wildcatter
Tiz Now Tiz Then
Tizway
Took the Time
Top It
Total Bull
Tulips Dandy
U S Treasury
Understatement
Unique Tale
Vacation
Vent
Visionaire
War Pass
Whistle Stop
White Shoes
Wicked Style
Wise Answer
Wonder Mon
Yankee Bravo
You Better Believe
Your Round
Z Humor
Zigawatt
Posted by Cassandra at May 1, 2008 12:46 PM
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Comments
Wonder Mon + Aaron's Rod = Studley Doright
Sea of Pleasure + On The Rocks = Crashed and Burned
Posted by: Cricket at May 1, 2008 02:03 PM
Took the Time + Big Brown = Plugged Up
Posted by: Kevin L at May 1, 2008 03:09 PM
Yankee Bravo + Texas Wildcatter = Carpet Bagger
Stratospheric + Casual Conquest = Mile High Club
U S Treasury + Total Bull = IRS
Massive Drama + Storming Off = Teenage Girl
Posted by: MikeD at May 1, 2008 04:31 PM
Sea of Pleasure + Smokin Stogies = Monica Lewinsky
Zigawatt + Tiz Now Tiz Then = Back to the Future
You Better Believe + Total Bull = Al Gore
Posted by: Don Brouhaha, du jour!! at May 1, 2008 04:45 PM
Unique Tale + Total Bull = My Little Phoney
Posted by: spd rdr at May 1, 2008 05:14 PM
The cake... AND the marmoset, are a LIE, Cass! Don't believe in the CAKE and the marmie.
If you haven't seen the ending music to Portal by Valve, this might not make much sense to you.
The lucky winner, as always, will received a thoroughly sloshed stuffed marmoset by parcel post.
Do not *win*, I warn you all.
Posted by: Ymarsakar at May 1, 2008 05:52 PM
Excess Capital + US Treasury = Tax and Spend
Notgivinmyloveaway + Excess Capital = Elliot Spitzer
Total Bull + Sacred Icon = Obama
Posted by: Allen at May 1, 2008 05:53 PM
Posted by: Ymarsakar at May 1, 2008 06:01 PM
Stratopheric + US Treasury = Government Debt
Arizona + Clemens = Hot Rocket
Posted by: Schnauzer at May 1, 2008 07:05 PM
I've Heard It All + Stratospheric = *TINS!*
Attempted Humor + Make The Point = JoA
Posted by: BillT at May 1, 2008 08:55 PM
Your Round + Big Brown = JLo's Butt
Georgie Boy + Mask and Wig = 80's Karma
Manchild + GroomedforVictory = Cpl of Marines
AP Answer + Total Bull = Mainstream Media
Make the Point + Wicked Style = The Blog Princess
Posted by: DL Sly at May 2, 2008 12:31 AM
You Better Believe + Unique Tale = Fake But Accurate
Posted by: Cricket at May 2, 2008 04:27 AM
Aaron's Rod? Sounds like the name of a porn star, at least from what people tell me who have seen that type of movie.
Sacred Icon + Total Bull = Holy Crap!
Posted by: Frodo at May 2, 2008 08:12 AM
Unique Tale + Total Bull = Hillary's Sniper
Posted by: Frodo at May 2, 2008 08:38 AM
Massive Drama + Total Bull = Global Warming
Posted by: Frodo at May 2, 2008 08:43 AM
One close to my Redleg heart:
Cannonball + Your Round = INCOMING!
Posted by: Frodo at May 2, 2008 08:49 AM
For those following the news of the former late/great Red Sox + Yankee pitcher
Casual Conquest + Clemens = Mindy's Molester
Posted by: Frodo at May 2, 2008 08:53 AM
Square Deal + Total Bull = Higher Taxes
Posted by: Cricket at May 2, 2008 09:02 AM
Invaluable+Elysium Fields= Villainous Company
Posted by: Ymarsakar at May 2, 2008 09:50 AM
Old Ninety-eight + On the Rocks = Corporal Courageous
Mr. Harry + Georgie Boy + Tulips Dandy + Wonder Mon + Daddy Rabbit + Denis of Cork = Paternity Test
Posted by: spd rdr at May 2, 2008 10:15 AM
Unique Tale + He's Sum Charmer = Ass of Life
Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at May 2, 2008 12:15 PM
On the Rocks + Fast Talking = Obama's Campaign
Posted by: Frodo at May 2, 2008 01:58 PM
Go Speed Racer + On the Rocks = Kennedy's Driving (pick your Kennedy - Ted, Joe or Patrick)
Posted by: Frodo at May 2, 2008 02:02 PM
Despite Ymarsakar's warning, I want that thoroughly sloshed stuffed marmoset.
Posted by: Frodo at May 2, 2008 02:32 PM
El Gato Malo + Hot Chili = Great Hairballs of Fire
Hello From Heaven + Canonball = Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition
Sea of Pleasure + Signature Move = *deleted per NC-17 filter*
Posted by: HomefrontSix at May 3, 2008 04:33 AM
dog & pony = "Come from behind"
Posted by: vet66 at May 3, 2008 11:30 AM
Yankee Bravo + Excess Capital = Alex Rodriquez
Pillar of Salt + New Believer = Lot's Kids
Blackberry Road + Go Speed Racer = spd rdr
Posted by: Don Brouhaha at May 4, 2008 11:01 PM
Posted by: Ymarsakar at May 6, 2008 09:46 AM