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May 01, 2008

It's Kentucky Derby Time!

Around Villa Cassandranita, it's a family tradition to play the horses and do mint juleps on Kentucky Derby day. So to get in the mood, the blog princess proposes a little game we shamelessly stole from the Style Invitational.

Below the fold are the 100 names of the horses eligible for the Triple Crown. The object: mate any two (even though they are both male - hey: we're an Enlightened Kind of Blog) and come up with a clever name for their progeny.


Hot Chili + Fierce Wind = Silent but Deadly

The lucky winner, as always, will received a thoroughly sloshed stuffed marmoset by parcel post.

A.P. Answer

Aaron's Rod

Access Code




Attempted Humor

Behind at the Bar

Big Brown

Big Truck

Blackberry Road




Cape Time

Casual Conquest

Check It Twice

Chris Got Even


Close to the Vest

Coast Guard

Colonel John

Cool Coal Man

Court Vision

Daddy Rabbit

Denis of Cork

El Gato Malo

Elysium Fields


Excess Capital


Fast Talking

Fierce Wind

Full Charge

Georgie Boy

Go Speed Racer


He's Sum Charmer

Hello From Heaven

Hey Byrn

Hot Chili

I've Heard It All

In My Footsteps

In Orbit



Make the Point



Mask and Wig

Massive Drama


Mr. Harry

New Believer

No Jeopardy


Old Ninety Eight

On the Rocks

Pillar of Salt







Revenge Is Sweet

Sacred Icon

Saul to Paul

Sea of Pleasure

Signature Move

Smokin Stogies

Square Deal

Standing High

Storming Off



Texas Wildcatter

Tiz Now Tiz Then


Took the Time

Top It

Total Bull

Tulips Dandy

U S Treasury


Unique Tale




War Pass

Whistle Stop

White Shoes

Wicked Style

Wise Answer

Wonder Mon

Yankee Bravo

You Better Believe

Your Round

Z Humor


Posted by Cassandra at May 1, 2008 12:46 PM

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Wonder Mon + Aaron's Rod = Studley Doright

Sea of Pleasure + On The Rocks = Crashed and Burned

Posted by: Cricket at May 1, 2008 02:03 PM

Took the Time + Big Brown = Plugged Up

Posted by: Kevin L at May 1, 2008 03:09 PM

Yankee Bravo + Texas Wildcatter = Carpet Bagger

Stratospheric + Casual Conquest = Mile High Club

U S Treasury + Total Bull = IRS

Massive Drama + Storming Off = Teenage Girl

Posted by: MikeD at May 1, 2008 04:31 PM

Sea of Pleasure + Smokin Stogies = Monica Lewinsky

Zigawatt + Tiz Now Tiz Then = Back to the Future

You Better Believe + Total Bull = Al Gore

Posted by: Don Brouhaha, du jour!! at May 1, 2008 04:45 PM

Unique Tale + Total Bull = My Little Phoney

Posted by: spd rdr at May 1, 2008 05:14 PM

The cake... AND the marmoset, are a LIE, Cass! Don't believe in the CAKE and the marmie.

If you haven't seen the ending music to Portal by Valve, this might not make much sense to you.

The lucky winner, as always, will received a thoroughly sloshed stuffed marmoset by parcel post.

Do not *win*, I warn you all.

Posted by: Ymarsakar at May 1, 2008 05:52 PM

Excess Capital + US Treasury = Tax and Spend

Notgivinmyloveaway + Excess Capital = Elliot Spitzer

Total Bull + Sacred Icon = Obama

Posted by: Allen at May 1, 2008 05:53 PM

Posted by: Ymarsakar at May 1, 2008 06:01 PM

Stratopheric + US Treasury = Government Debt

Arizona + Clemens = Hot Rocket

Posted by: Schnauzer at May 1, 2008 07:05 PM

I've Heard It All + Stratospheric = *TINS!*

Attempted Humor + Make The Point = JoA

Posted by: BillT at May 1, 2008 08:55 PM

Your Round + Big Brown = JLo's Butt

Georgie Boy + Mask and Wig = 80's Karma

Manchild + GroomedforVictory = Cpl of Marines

AP Answer + Total Bull = Mainstream Media

Make the Point + Wicked Style = The Blog Princess

Posted by: DL Sly at May 2, 2008 12:31 AM

You Better Believe + Unique Tale = Fake But Accurate

Posted by: Cricket at May 2, 2008 04:27 AM

Aaron's Rod? Sounds like the name of a porn star, at least from what people tell me who have seen that type of movie.

Sacred Icon + Total Bull = Holy Crap!

Posted by: Frodo at May 2, 2008 08:12 AM

Unique Tale + Total Bull = Hillary's Sniper

Posted by: Frodo at May 2, 2008 08:38 AM

Massive Drama + Total Bull = Global Warming

Posted by: Frodo at May 2, 2008 08:43 AM

One close to my Redleg heart:

Cannonball + Your Round = INCOMING!

Posted by: Frodo at May 2, 2008 08:49 AM

For those following the news of the former late/great Red Sox + Yankee pitcher

Casual Conquest + Clemens = Mindy's Molester

Posted by: Frodo at May 2, 2008 08:53 AM

Square Deal + Total Bull = Higher Taxes

Posted by: Cricket at May 2, 2008 09:02 AM

Invaluable+Elysium Fields= Villainous Company

Posted by: Ymarsakar at May 2, 2008 09:50 AM

Old Ninety-eight + On the Rocks = Corporal Courageous

Mr. Harry + Georgie Boy + Tulips Dandy + Wonder Mon + Daddy Rabbit + Denis of Cork = Paternity Test

Posted by: spd rdr at May 2, 2008 10:15 AM

Unique Tale + He's Sum Charmer = Ass of Life

Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at May 2, 2008 12:15 PM

On the Rocks + Fast Talking = Obama's Campaign

Posted by: Frodo at May 2, 2008 01:58 PM

Go Speed Racer + On the Rocks = Kennedy's Driving (pick your Kennedy - Ted, Joe or Patrick)

Posted by: Frodo at May 2, 2008 02:02 PM

Despite Ymarsakar's warning, I want that thoroughly sloshed stuffed marmoset.

Posted by: Frodo at May 2, 2008 02:32 PM

El Gato Malo + Hot Chili = Great Hairballs of Fire

Hello From Heaven + Canonball = Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition

Sea of Pleasure + Signature Move = *deleted per NC-17 filter*

Posted by: HomefrontSix at May 3, 2008 04:33 AM

dog & pony = "Come from behind"

Posted by: vet66 at May 3, 2008 11:30 AM

Yankee Bravo + Excess Capital = Alex Rodriquez

Pillar of Salt + New Believer = Lot's Kids

Blackberry Road + Go Speed Racer = spd rdr

Posted by: Don Brouhaha at May 4, 2008 11:01 PM

Recapturetheglory + Pyro= Fuel Air Explosive

Sad day for horse lovers, though.

Eight Belles die

Posted by: Ymarsakar at May 6, 2008 09:46 AM