June 09, 2008
"Soooo Honey, How was *your* day at work?"....
Naked Man Rescued From Porta-Potty
Rescue crews had to cut apart a portable toilet to rescue a man who got stuck naked inside the potty.
We'll let the half-vast readership read about the details. Key quote:
Deputy fire commissioner Chris Miller told WPMT-TV, "I've been on the job in one form or fashion for 21 years, and this is the first port-a-potty rescue I've ever had."
Police charged Hunter with public drunkenness and creating a health code violation, but they have no idea why he was in the toilet with his clothes off.
Posted by Cassandra at June 9, 2008 07:52 AM
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Ummmm...naked in a porta potty? That is too vile.
Posted by: Carrie at June 9, 2008 03:43 PM
I see Mistress Mandy has been spreading her *special* form of "joy" around.....
Posted by: DL Sly at June 9, 2008 06:06 PM
I'll try to remember this next time i'm having a bad day at work (which will probably be tomorrow).
Posted by: Schnauzer at June 9, 2008 06:24 PM
It was Bush's fault!
Posted by: Cricket at June 9, 2008 06:43 PM
> Police charged Hunter with public drunkenness and creating a health code violation, but they have no idea why he was in the toilet with his clothes off.
Someone told him it was how you join The Blue Man Group, which was something he'd always wanted to do...
Posted by: OBloody Hell at June 10, 2008 12:03 AM
He'd always wanted to try Dumpster Diving, but didn't want to be such a complete follower...
Posted by: OBloody Hell at June 10, 2008 12:05 AM
He was naked, but apparently took his cell phone with him into the bottom of a porta-potty...what a moron.
Posted by: camojack at June 10, 2008 01:05 AM
Not the oddest naked guy in a toilet based work story I've heard. An acquaintance of mine worked at the airport for the TSB. He got a call of trouble on an aircraft landing with a passenger who refused to leave the restroom. When he and the state police responded they evacuated the passengers and then got the guy to open the door ... inside was a naked very obese man who had a VERY bad case of diarrhea which covered his pants and a good section of the bathroom.
Posted by: Frodo at June 10, 2008 09:12 AM
To think that I could have lived the remainder of my life in blissful ignorance of that vignette...
Posted by: BillT at June 10, 2008 01:03 PM
The obese man with diarrhea is pitiful and I don't blame him one bit for not opening the door and causing further distress to himself and the crew and passengers, even though he knew the moment of truth would come.
But the drunken dork who managed to hang on to his cell phone sans clothing?
Posted by: Cricket at June 10, 2008 11:40 PM
Haven't you all been certified in your porta-potty survival training yet? When you're drowning in a porta-potty, your clothing weighs you down.
So you have to, like, remove them. And then call for help, if you have a phone.
Posted by: Kevin L at June 11, 2008 12:55 PM
Given BO's campaign staffing thus far, I would be willing to bet that this person winds up in BO's campaign somewhere...
Maybe as his Deputy Minister in the Department of Truthy Information Generation, Public Relations and Channeling Artistic Live-Expression in a New Millennium for Progressive Voters International.
Posted by: bthun at June 11, 2008 07:56 PM
BillT - 'To think that I could have lived the remainder of my life in blissful ignorance of that vignette...'
You sir are most welcome!
Posted by: Frodo at June 12, 2008 03:15 PM
You sir are most welcome!
Uhhh -- Cassie might take exception to that...
Posted by: BillT at June 12, 2008 03:51 PM