August 26, 2008
A Message From Management
The Editorial Staff have not been abducted and impregnated by aliens. We apologize for the bloggy lameness - we are just experiencing technical difficulties negotiating the space-time continuum**
We expect to restore normal programming NTL tomorrow a.m. If you have any questions, concerns, etc., please tune into tonight's live coverage of the DNC. We hear Barack Obama has a plan for that.
Thank you for your patience. We now return you to the usual villainry, mayhem, etc.
** in other words, we have been a busy little bee this week.
Posted by Cassandra at August 26, 2008 07:29 PM
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I am going to have to pass on the DNC broadcast this evening. Unfortunately I was visited by a pair of BO's YUHD's -- FOUL LANGUAGE WARNING: volunteers this evening.
If only I had seen the Iowahawk PSA before answering the door, I would not now be covered in spittle and sarcastic, abusive epithets.
Posted by: bt_careful-with-that-axe-Eugene_hun at August 26, 2008 08:27 PM
The "bloggy lameness"?
Au contraire, mon cher!
Posted by: camojack at August 27, 2008 01:11 AM
Actuellement, c’est “ma chérie,” pas “mon chér,” par ce-qu’elle est une fille très jolie. Mais elle n'est-ce pas Angelina Jolie.
Elle *à* les jambes très sexy, though...
Posted by: BillT at August 27, 2008 05:24 AM
You may not have been abducted and impregnated, but what about being experimented on? Hmm? Your skull resonating yet?
Inquiring minds, ya know.
Posted by: Cricket at August 27, 2008 09:25 AM
Yeah...what about that? Isn't watching the DNC a form of mind control experimentation?
Posted by: Criquette at August 27, 2008 09:26 AM
...but what about being experimented on?
Oh, like this sort of thing doesn't happen to you guys all the time?
Posted by: Sister Mary Elephant at August 27, 2008 09:54 AM
The Editorial Staff have not been abducted and impregnated by aliens
I know, right?!? Those aliens just can't seem to get the job done! I mean... you WANT an alien baby, but they keep moaning on and on about "oooh but we need protection." Stupid aliens!
Posted by: MikeD at August 27, 2008 10:15 AM
I mean... you WANT an alien baby, but they keep moaning on and on about "oooh but we need protection."
Ummmm, Mike? Is there something you need to *tell* us, buddy?
Posted by: BillT at August 27, 2008 11:17 AM
MikeD: KEEP YOUR LAWS OFF MY ALIEN BABY!!!
Posted by: Cassandra at August 27, 2008 11:21 AM
Um... doesn't everybody want...
Posted by: MikeD at August 27, 2008 02:26 PM
And I suppose, according to "some people", this poor fellow must be an alien?
Posted by: Inconceeeeeivable!!!! at August 27, 2008 02:38 PM
He just grew up in a bad environment, he's not an alien.
Posted by: Ymarsakar at August 27, 2008 03:29 PM