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August 26, 2008

A Message From Management

The Editorial Staff have not been abducted and impregnated by aliens. We apologize for the bloggy lameness - we are just experiencing technical difficulties negotiating the space-time continuum**

We expect to restore normal programming NTL tomorrow a.m. If you have any questions, concerns, etc., please tune into tonight's live coverage of the DNC. We hear Barack Obama has a plan for that.

Thank you for your patience. We now return you to the usual villainry, mayhem, etc.

** in other words, we have been a busy little bee this week.

Posted by Cassandra at August 26, 2008 07:29 PM

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I am going to have to pass on the DNC broadcast this evening. Unfortunately I was visited by a pair of BO's YUHD's -- FOUL LANGUAGE WARNING: volunteers this evening.

If only I had seen the Iowahawk PSA before answering the door, I would not now be covered in spittle and sarcastic, abusive epithets.

Posted by: bt_careful-with-that-axe-Eugene_hun at August 26, 2008 08:27 PM

The "bloggy lameness"?

Au contraire, mon cher!

Posted by: camojack at August 27, 2008 01:11 AM

Actuellement, c’est “ma chérie,” pas “mon chér,” par ce-qu’elle est une fille très jolie. Mais elle n'est-ce pas Angelina Jolie.

Elle *à* les jambes très sexy, though...

Posted by: BillT at August 27, 2008 05:24 AM

You may not have been abducted and impregnated, but what about being experimented on? Hmm? Your skull resonating yet?

Inquiring minds, ya know.

Posted by: Cricket at August 27, 2008 09:25 AM

Yeah...what about that? Isn't watching the DNC a form of mind control experimentation?

Posted by: Criquette at August 27, 2008 09:26 AM

...but what about being experimented on?

Oh, like this sort of thing doesn't happen to you guys all the time?

Posted by: Sister Mary Elephant at August 27, 2008 09:54 AM

The Editorial Staff have not been abducted and impregnated by aliens

I know, right?!? Those aliens just can't seem to get the job done! I mean... you WANT an alien baby, but they keep moaning on and on about "oooh but we need protection." Stupid aliens!

Posted by: MikeD at August 27, 2008 10:15 AM

I mean... you WANT an alien baby, but they keep moaning on and on about "oooh but we need protection."

Ummmm, Mike? Is there something you need to *tell* us, buddy?

Posted by: BillT at August 27, 2008 11:17 AM

MikeD: KEEP YOUR LAWS OFF MY ALIEN BABY!!!

Posted by: Cassandra at August 27, 2008 11:21 AM

Um... doesn't everybody want...

alien...

um... no.

Posted by: MikeD at August 27, 2008 02:26 PM

And I suppose, according to "some people", this poor fellow must be an alien?

Posted by: Inconceeeeeivable!!!! at August 27, 2008 02:38 PM

He just grew up in a bad environment, he's not an alien.

Posted by: Ymarsakar at August 27, 2008 03:29 PM

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