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November 03, 2008

And Now For Something Completely Different...

Don't blame me. It's *Vanderleun's* photo:

balloona.jpg

Now all it needs is an Election Day caption.

Posted by Cassandra at November 3, 2008 01:36 PM

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Check out the stems on that giant child eating plant!

Posted by: MikeD at November 3, 2008 01:53 PM

Nice legs and I too don't mean the kid's! But, WTF is that costume made of? And, whose legs are those?

Posted by: DougW at November 3, 2008 01:57 PM

As Taxes II from the Not So Little Shop of Government Horrors continues to demand ever more money, Obama has had to provide it with the last untouched source of revenue available: School girls lunch money.

Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at November 3, 2008 02:00 PM

"Now Molly, don't be so selfish... give me your allowance. Don't you want every child to be able to afford a new bike?"

Posted by: Cassandra at November 3, 2008 02:04 PM

No! No! No, Big Sis! That wasn't a balloon, that was it's WeeWee. We learned all about it in Mr. Obama's sex-ed class.

Posted by: Ken D Garden at November 3, 2008 02:18 PM

You are *so* bad :p

We all know Mr. Obama just wants to keep Kindergardeners from getting AIDS.

Because you know, safe sex for the 5 year old crowd has been a huge health issue.

Posted by: Cassandra at November 3, 2008 02:27 PM

"You thought ACORNs became *oak trees*? Bwa-hahahahah-haaaaa!"

Posted by: BillT at November 3, 2008 02:28 PM

*ahem*

For caption contest results, please consult your local listings for August, 2009. This Public Service Announcement has been brought to you by This Is What Happens When She Doesn't Get Enough Sleep©, LLC.

Posted by: BillT at November 3, 2008 02:36 PM

[handing Bill 40 lbs of wet noodles and cringing]

Filling in for Sly and spd?

Posted by: Ooch! Ouch! at November 3, 2008 02:41 PM

We learned in our class that "inappropriate balloon touching" has be prevelant since it was discovered that girl cooties die on contact with latex. Adults cannot keep ignoring this threat to our safety.

Posted by: Ken D Garden at November 3, 2008 02:55 PM

... if anyone is still wondering why I never believe it when people say "Don't worry about judging the contests - we just enjoy playing" or "Don't worry about writing every day - just fit it into your life..."

Ummm. Yeah :p

Posted by: Cassandra at November 3, 2008 03:02 PM

"Are you my mother?"

Heh.

Posted by: spd rdr at November 3, 2008 03:31 PM

The Democrat party: providing profalactic protection for post-election probing since 2006! Now in new, magnum-sized *eco-green* pastels. Just bend over and say, "Ahhhh-CORN!"

I'm Barack Obama and I approved this message.

Posted by: DL Sly at November 3, 2008 03:43 PM

Against her better instincts, Sly reluctantly releases the long held photo of the Blog Princess... (hey - I told you all I used to have nice legs)

Posted by: Cassandra at November 3, 2008 03:48 PM

mr rdr:

Please step to the front of the class.

Hand out, please!

WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK!!!!!

Thank you! You may now return to your assigned seat.

Punk :p

Posted by: Sister Mary Ita at November 3, 2008 03:50 PM

When the 20 foot pink tongue reached out and tapped little Mary Margaret, Sister Elise began to wonder if the 44th President's Inaugural Day parade hadn't grown a wee bit too inclusive?

Posted by: Cassandra at November 3, 2008 03:59 PM

Better instincts hell! I want cash money.....lots of it....in advance......in small untraceable bills.

0>;~}

Posted by: DL Sly at November 3, 2008 04:23 PM

[handing Bill 40 lbs of wet noodles and cringing]

Thanks, but I had that for lunch.

Posted by: BillT at November 3, 2008 04:23 PM

The San Francisco Democratic Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence Voter Awareness and Indoctrination League turned out on Folsom Street for a sidewalk show and tell on the topic of flower anatomy. This pilot course will segue the youngster into a more in depth understanding of how the Democrats will encourage the youth of this nation to broaden their experiences and build confidence...

Please mark you calendar so that you can surrender your children to this production of Tulip has two pistils! Brought to you by Indoctrinations for a more Green and Humane Future in association with Barney Frank’s friends at Fanny Mae and various Avant-Garde & Bizarre Sexual OvertonesЯUs contributors. And the award winning hop-meister’s at Miller Beer.

Posted by: Mr. Greenjeans at November 3, 2008 04:46 PM

One tender flower to another...this is how the vampire seed is planted.

"Where were you when you got 'The Call?'

Posted by: Bad, going to Halifax Cricket at November 3, 2008 05:06 PM

A rare photograph of the egg that eventually became Hillary Clinton. If you look closely, you can see the spermies (bottom right) running in the OTHER direction.

Posted by: Your favorite substitute at November 3, 2008 06:28 PM

I just want to know why it is that I'm always the guy singled out to get whacked. It's not that I don't deserve it every time, but it troubles me that others with at least the same deservedly whack-potential as me are consistently given a pass by the biased blog media. For example: Senator Ted Stevens? Senator Stevens is now a convicted felonious dirtbag scuzzbucket for accepting $200 thousand in renovations on his home from favor seeking dirtbags with interests in federal government expenditures. Good. Send him to hell.

Democratic Louisiana Representative William Jefferson, however, has been given a complete pass on the 90 thousand bucks discovered in his freezer: and I quote:

The nation may know him as the indicted congressman accused of stashing bribe money in his freezer, but his supporters in New Orleans see William Jefferson another way: as a savvy House veteran, still influential and still important to Hurricane Katrina recovery efforts.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is what the new "empathy" justice of Obama administration portends. It's not that the ends should justify the means, but that the means should justify the means, irrespective of the ends.

Good luck with that in the financial markets.

For all of this, this, blatant political inequality I blame Cassandra. Had the Blog Princess simply forgone her sleep and performed her job as a true investigative journalist in the tradition of the New York Times, I would have been exposed as a complete charlatan long ago.

I would have liked that.


Good luck tomorrow, folks. The Union will survive.

I

Posted by: spd rdr at November 3, 2008 07:13 PM

...a savvy House veteran, still influential and still important to Hurricane Katrina recovery efforts.

Translation: there are still about a billion unaccounted-for simoleons that vanished into the money hole and he won't tell us where his new freezer is.

Posted by: BillT at November 3, 2008 07:29 PM

"I just want to know why it is that I'm always the guy singled out to get whacked.

Funny, I thought it was because mazola oil made you break out and you had an allergy to visqeen.
Who'd'a thunk?

Learn something new everyday.
0>;~}

Posted by: Snarkammando at November 3, 2008 07:50 PM

Are we still recovering from/for Hurricane Katrina??? :p

All right mr rdr. By the numbers:

1. I just want to know why it is that I'm always the guy singled out to get whacked.

Because it's fun :)

2. It's not that I don't deserve it every time, (you're right - you do) but it troubles me that others with at least the same deservedly whack-potential as me are consistently given a pass by the biased blog media.

See #1

3. For example: Senator Ted Stevens?

You want me to whack Ted Stevens???

Ewwwwww.

Posted by: Cassandra at November 3, 2008 07:52 PM

The 2008 Costumes for the Vagina Dentata Monologues are in.

Posted by: vanderleun at November 3, 2008 08:39 PM

You know, when it's green and has teeth, not even I would touch with a 10 foot pole.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 3, 2008 11:40 PM

"Gift horse," Bill.

Posted by: Grim at November 4, 2008 12:12 AM

"You know, when it's green and has teeth, not even I would touch with a 10 foot pole."

Says the resident Thong Jockey.

Oh, and now *it's* 10'.....legend in his own mind indeed.
0>;~}

Posted by: Snarkammando at November 4, 2008 12:47 AM

27"...10'...it's not that big...of a leap.

Posted by: HomefrontSix at November 4, 2008 03:04 AM

Says the resident Thong Jockey.

Different Bill.

Although your obsession with me is...strangely...*compelling*...

Posted by: BillT at November 4, 2008 06:18 AM

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, at least, for all values of 'beauty' where 'costume' equals D&D monster.

Posted by: lumpenscholar at November 4, 2008 06:49 AM

Incurable romantic that I am, I've *always* believed that beauty was in the eye of the beerholder...

Posted by: BillT at November 4, 2008 09:37 AM

Every day, tens of Americans wake up with the overwhelming desire to put on giant balloon costumes. Won't you please help them. For just the cost of a massively overblown and mismanaged government program a day you too can help provide the psychotropic medication these people so desperately need.

Only you can help make other people donate to this worthy cause this election day by voting for Barack Obama. Please, don't let these unfortunate souls continue to be the basis for internet caption contests. Do it today!

Posted by: Sally Struthers at November 4, 2008 10:18 AM

Heh. Good one :)

Posted by: Cassandra at November 4, 2008 10:44 AM

"Psssst!!!"

"Write in your vote for Cthulu. Pass it on..."

Posted by: Cassandra at November 4, 2008 10:46 AM

Oh, how could I not recognize Cthulu! There are truly none so blind as those who will not see.


Vote Cthulu! Why vote for the lesser evil?

Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at November 4, 2008 11:03 AM

That's SO wrong. Latex and little girls shouldn't be seen together.

Posted by: Boquisucio at November 4, 2008 01:31 PM

I agree :p

If I thought she knew what it was, I'd worry more.

Actually I didn't even know what it was until I read Vanderleun's caption. I just thought it was a funny monster. So, at nearly fifty I guess in many ways I'm still a big kid.

Posted by: Cassandra at November 4, 2008 01:37 PM

The Presidential line item veto is an incredibly potent weapon: if ever it could be deployed.

Just think about it. You could track Jefferson's line items and just veto them every time, essentially making Jefferson powerless and persona non grata in the halls of power.

A congress critter that can't bring home the goods will no longer be very useful. And useless idiots have one fate in store for them.

Posted by: Ymarsakar at November 4, 2008 02:18 PM

Caption: Is that a man or a woman in the costume?

Posted by: Ymarsakar at November 4, 2008 02:19 PM

It's Andrew Sullivan, so it's anybody's guess...

Posted by: BillT at November 4, 2008 02:29 PM

Vote Cthulu! Why vote for the lesser evil?

Another Great Old One is running? R'lyeh and trulyeh? I mean, didn't we learn our lesson with Shrub-Niggurath?

*tsk*

And it won't count unless it's spelled properly: C - T - H - U - L - H - U.

Posted by: BillT at November 4, 2008 02:43 PM

Don't you also need virgin's blood as well, Bill?

Posted by: Ymarsakar at November 4, 2008 07:47 PM

> Now all it needs is an Election Day caption.

Come, child, to Uncle Obama's Holiday CampFiddle About!

Posted by: Obloodyhell at November 5, 2008 06:10 AM

> Now all it needs is an Election Day caption.

Come, child, to Uncle Obama's Holiday Camp, where we can Fiddle About!

Posted by: Obloodyhell at November 5, 2008 06:10 AM

.

Psst... hey, kid! Want a corn dog?


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Posted by: Obloodyhell at November 5, 2008 06:13 AM

We must work to correct electile dysfunctions!

Posted by: bad naughty oh-so-going-to-helk Cricket at November 5, 2008 08:52 AM

I blame the Little Blue Pill...

Posted by: BillT at November 5, 2008 09:48 AM

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