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November 14, 2008

Something Different Contest Results

Yeah, I know. I thought I'd shock you all senseless. Plus I'm psyched because my Thanksgiving dishes showed up early. All 5 boxes of them....
And the weiners are:

#1 with a bullet: BillT: "You thought ACORNs became *oak trees*? Bwa-hahahahah-haaaaa!"


And bringing up the rear: Bill Clinton and Sally Struthers (he can come out of the closet if he wants to :p)

You know, when it's green and has teeth, not even I would touch it with a 10 foot pole.

- Bill Clinton

Every day, tens of Americans wake up with the overwhelming desire to put on giant balloon costumes. Won't you please help them. For just the cost of a massively overblown and mismanaged government program a day you too can help provide the psychotropic medication these people so desperately need.

Only you can help make other people donate to this worthy cause this election day by voting for Barack Obama. Please, don't let these unfortunate souls continue to be the basis for internet caption contests. Do it today!

- Sally Struthers

Congrats to the Weiners and thanks to everyone who played! I tell ya, it was almost worth judging one of these things to get Sly offin' my back.

Heh :)

Posted by Cassandra at November 14, 2008 04:52 PM

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I *am* shocked senseless -- Cricket usually walks off with these things...

Posted by: BillT at November 14, 2008 05:18 PM

I demand that Al Franken conduct a recount, for the children.

Posted by: spd rdr at November 14, 2008 05:51 PM

Runner up? I'm such a failure in the eyes of the Princess. I'm never coming out of the closet.

Posted by: Tom Cruise at November 14, 2008 06:58 PM

I wuz robbed!

Posted by: vanderleun at November 14, 2008 07:03 PM

WHACK WHACK WHACK!!!!

BACK IN THE CLOSET! ALL OF YOU! :)

Posted by: Sister Mary Bag O'Metaphors at November 14, 2008 07:29 PM

*grumpf*

Las' time you threw me in the closet, Sly was hiding behind the shoeboxes with a tazer...

Posted by: BillT at November 15, 2008 04:43 AM

BACK IN THE CLOSET! ALL OF YOU!

There you go again, sex and relationships...

Posted by: BillT at November 15, 2008 07:29 AM

"*grumpf*"

If that's the only reaction I got, I'd better up the voltage............or lower my aim.


Or both.
0>;~}

Posted by: DL Sly at November 15, 2008 12:08 PM

Or lose the chartreuse body stocking.

*thwp* *kggzzzzzzzzzzzt!*

*grunpf*

Posted by: BillT at November 15, 2008 12:14 PM

Then I'd have no place to hide the kukri or other assorted weaponry.
*rolls eyes skyward*
Sheesh!
Men.

Posted by: DL Sly at November 15, 2008 05:50 PM

Then I'd have no place to hide the kukri or other assorted weaponry.

Bets?

Posted by: BillT at November 15, 2008 06:16 PM

No need to go back to the closet. Now, where's the nearest Mormon Temple? Some people here wanna riot.

Posted by: Boquisucio at November 15, 2008 11:56 PM

Bosc...that was...I am still speechless with laughter over that one. Being a Returned Missionary, blessed with a totally warped sense of humor, I always wanted to take the Church Lady tracting. For some reason, the mission president would have frowned on it, but since I didn't discover the Church Lady until after I came home from said mission, in the words of the Knavery:
"I wuz robbed!"

Posted by: Cricket at November 16, 2008 08:04 AM

Bets?

I'd comment, but I am afraid of crossing that line of good taste and decorum that the Company skirts so frequently.

Posted by: MikeD at November 17, 2008 08:43 AM

Well, that explains the 1 part harebrained.

Posted by: BillT at November 17, 2008 12:21 PM

...that the Company skirts so frequently.

You just *had* to bring up the mini, didn't you?

Posted by: BillT at November 17, 2008 12:24 PM

Well, that explains the 1 part harebrained.
Why? Because I am not commenting, or because I am afraid to?

You just *had* to bring up the mini, didn't you?
Guilty conscience? For all you know, I was talking about a floor length skirt. Or at the very least a proper below the knee skirt that Sister Mary Bagodonuts would approve of.

Posted by: MikeD at November 17, 2008 01:13 PM

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