Villainous Company

Ok, color me gobsmacked. What the HELL!?! Eight months LIVING together, and you don't recall anything but a first name... and not even that for sure?

I suspect some kind of chemical enhancement was involved in this relationship, and I am not referring to Viagra.

Not too often does one see the words "wig' and "Snatcher" in one sentence in a newspaper. Must have been a slow day for news in Florida.

ROFLMAO! That was too frigging funny. Oh, I needed a laugh like that.

Perhaps this should be turned into one of those PSA's about drug use...you know, like the fried egg one. :-)

Could have been pretty painful.

He might have been a merkin snatcher.

Sweet Lord in Heaven! I haven't heard the word 'merkin' in YEARS! Damn you Bill - I now have freaking Coke all over my precious Mac.

First time I've had occasion to *use* it in years.

Something in Cassie's post must have triggered the connection.

*koff*

It doesn't matter what country he's from, Bill.
Racist!

And FWIW, "hair" and "snatch" never belong together in a sentence. Of course, neither do vanilla icing and bikinis, but then Bill's "Equine, Canine and Siphonaptera Extravaganza" would be shot down before it ever got a chance to get off the ground.
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Stop! in the naaame of the laaw,

don't get in the big wig-ah-all

And FWIW, "hair" and "snatch" never belong together in a sentence.

Sorry -- didn't realize you went Brazilian.

Let's just say it invokes the same kind of knee-jerk reaction as say.....*cupless* and *crotchshot*.
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Just so long as your knee-jerk reaction isn't within 18" of the base of the 27" zipper...

Sadly, most of them are Sly. *shudder*

"Just so long as your knee-jerk reaction isn't within 18" of the base of the 27" zipper..."

"Sadly, most of them are Sly. *shudder*"

Heh
I rest my case.
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My mom is a massage therapist and works at a day spa. I get the occasional free massage from Mom and free facial from the lady who own the spa. I've heard someone getting a Brazilian wax in another room. NO THANK YOU! The things we women do for beauty have to stop somewhere...

Such things would *never* be permitted in Gitmo.

I'd like to introduce a *Pilot Program* to test the viability of using that as a replacement for waterboarding....I mean, seriously, if women from many parts of the world are willing to endure the *process* in the name of "beauty", surely it *can't* be considered "torture".

You ain't sweet-talkin' *this* pilot into volunteering for that program.

Go work your feminine wiles elsewhere.

...surely it *can't* be considered "torture".

You'd be surprised Sly. I've have arguments with folks who believed "stress positions" should be considered "torture" and I point out to them that I was frequently subjected to "stress positions" in Basic Training. They blink, think about it, and come back with "yeah, but you volunteered for that."

*facepalm*

Such things would *never* be permitted in Gitmo.

I mean, seriously, if women from many parts of the world are willing to endure the *process* in the name of "beauty"

Before we worry about all of those things, we need to worry about turning the Gitmo men into women. I hope there are no misunderstandings here.

Rather turn 'em into *bait*...

That's what the spare parts will be for. Shark chum.

"Before we worry about all of those things, we need to worry about turning the Gitmo men into women."

Why?

gives new meaning to the phrase 'fanny waxing...'

Did I just say that?

Yes. I did.

Why?

They obviously were born women, rather than as men, given their love of wearing burkhas when carrying out operations against civilians and Americans.

Did I just say that?
Yes. I did.

Why?

My sentiments exactly.