February 10, 2009
A lesser person would turn this into a caption contest. Fortunately the Editorial Staff has principles.
Posted by Cassandra at February 10, 2009 08:40 AM
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Fortunately the Editorial Staff has principles.
*butter in mouth freezing solid*
Posted by: BillT at February 10, 2009 10:12 AM
Lobbyists arrested for indecency.
This morning at approximately 6:00 am. employees of a K-street firm in D.C. were seen to be performing what appeared to be an act of genuflection at the aft-end of a lawn donkey.
By the time the police responded to complaints of indecency by passers-by, a heavy cloud of smoke revealed that this was not a show fealty to the majority party for their efforts on the Stimulus Bill working its way through the embezzelative process.
Attorneys for those taken into custody had no comment at this time, but they did snicker a lot.
Posted by: Paul Harvey at February 10, 2009 10:28 AM
The Editorial Staff has principles? How about 'ulterior motives?'
If she did, then why show the pic and story in the first place? To egg on the Villainry?
(see aforementioned motivation)
Posted by: Cricket at February 10, 2009 11:11 AM
Eeyore finally understood the meaning of the word 'grotesque.'
Posted by: Cricket at February 10, 2009 11:13 AM
They hid the pot in their stoned asses?
Posted by: MikeD at February 10, 2009 11:57 AM
Forget the Donkeys, I am worried about all those pink flamingos and lawn jocky's decorating the neighborhood.
Posted by: vet66 at February 10, 2009 12:25 PM
All that came to mind when reading the story and inspecting the accompanying photo was that old saying from the 1970s...
[wait for it]
Your ass is grass now, buster.
Posted by: Jewish Chinese Mexican-American Lawn Princess at February 10, 2009 02:56 PM
Jou hwan to hwatch those frozen butters.
They can steeng eef jou are not careful.
Posted by: Jewish Chinese Mexican-American Lawn Princess at February 10, 2009 02:58 PM
Sorta like the Terra-Cotta Warriors, only not quite.
There's a Sherlock Holmes story about a Valuable Thing hidden in a plaster statue, and the Bad Guy goes around bumping off the people who bought one, trying to find the Brass Ring.
"Of 15 suspects, one had an outstanding criminal warrant while the others were being held on immigration violations." Nothing to see here, move along.
Posted by: ZZMike at February 10, 2009 04:23 PM