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April 08, 2009


Don't you just hate it when this happens?

Where in the helk are the 111th Congress when you need them?

Update: No wonder we can't find them. They're playing hide the sausage.

I am so going to the Bad Place for that one.

Posted by Cassandra at April 8, 2009 02:01 PM

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Typical entitled American. "Halp! Where's my red sauce?" Stupid bitch. Get off the phone!

Posted by: Red at April 8, 2009 02:22 PM

This problem will be solved once the Obama administration declares Chinese restaurant eligible for TARP funds.

Posted by: TigerHawk at April 8, 2009 02:58 PM

Will that be before or after he heals the planet?

I don't have all day, you know...

Posted by: This Is The Moment....When We Blah, Blah, Blah... at April 8, 2009 03:12 PM

Fear not O disenfranchised fast-food patron... After I am confirmed, I will recruit and train BO's civilian defense force. Then we will address this in short order such that your quest for clogged arterial obeseness shan't be denied again.

More shrimp, more deep-fried cornmeal, more potatoes, more grease... more... more...

And only the richest will five percent's health care premiums will be exploited by this maneuver. Honest! We swear... Want to see the supporting documentation? Sure! Bwaaaaaahahahahaha

Posted by: Ron Sims at April 8, 2009 03:13 PM

Well, at least the Haltom City police responded in a timely manner.

This poor idio -- ummmm -- customer had to call *three* times before the cops arrived...


Posted by: BillT at April 8, 2009 03:34 PM

And only the richest will five percent's health care premiums will be exploited by this maneuver.


Posted by: The Evil Rich at April 8, 2009 03:39 PM

you realize that you can download lots of tracks from you tube with things like this...

there was one that broughtthe dumb blond joke to life because she locked herself inside the car and had to call onstar for help.

people calling 911 because of mcdonalds drive through complaints

one of my all time favorites was a man who went thorugh three callers from the lowly call person, up to management, and they all could not undersand the difference between 100th of a penny and 100th of a dollar. i tried to find it but couldnt...

Police: Man Dialed 911 When Lemonade Ran Out (at burger king)
audio: www.wpbf.com/download/2009/0209/18675560.mp3

Man dials 911 to complain about Subway sauce

Woman places 3 calls to 911 to complain about McNuggets incident

ha!! found it!!! it wasnt power company it was verizon


can you imagine trying to resolve this with people who have no ability to add, subtract or such... including management. [the video was remvoed but they ahve a transcript.. ]

found this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCJ3Oz5JVKs

[and i now know why i thought it was power... they mention kilobyte, and my memory logged it as kilowatt, as they are billed in fractions of pennies... ]

and here is a person from india teaching something about this... (havent seen it through i am at work and wont see it till tonight)

and these where they ask young women to sign a petition to end womens sufferage.

and these well educated people are so confident they know things they dont know, they never ask what sufferage is, no... their self confidence training insures that if they can work it out from the words thats good enough... (now you know why you cant discuss things with a leftist.. they have all this false stuff and cant ask a question to learn something else. and if your stuff dont match their stuff, they get angry... cause your lying.. as we are all the same and they know everythign you do, so if they dont know what your talking about, you must be lying... sheesh)

all of these are ending womens sufferage

and the all time favorite that penn and teller picked up from a kid.. the bannig of di-hydrogen oxide.. (i liked hydrogen hydroxide myself)


there are also videos of people asking the socialists and anticapitalists why they want money for their newsletters... (because they live in a capitalist society. but then you ask them what would they do in a socialist society, and they stare) i cant find one now..

hope you all enjoy the links

Posted by: artfldgr at April 8, 2009 03:59 PM

"I am so going to the Bad Place for that one."

*alarm bells and horns blaring loudly*

Oh crap! Boss is comin'!!
K, guys, we gotta get busy....
Carrie, Mr. DeBille, you've got *sweep everything under the rug* detail, bthun, we need another rug and a stool to hide the stuff under the rug....
Anybody know where we put the pomegranate martini mix?
*digging furiously for over-looked guac and salsa*

Posted by: DL Sly at April 8, 2009 05:54 PM

artfldgr outdoes himself again.

But really, haven't women suffered enough already?

"100th of a penny". That's one of my favorites. I keep wanting to get 10 of those ".99c each" things, give them a dime, and say "keep the change".

About those 911 calls - some enlightened places have some silly little laws about that sort of thing. A night in the pokey would help edumacate the less fortunate.

A long time ago, someone went out trying to gather signatures for the Bill of Rights. Those days were different - he had few takers.

"I am so going to the Bad Place for that one."

Perhaps not there, but "to your room, without supper" might be fitting.

Posted by: ZZMike at April 8, 2009 07:03 PM

I've got the martini mix - that pomegranate is gooooood! The salsa is gone but the guac is still here. Who wants chips?

Posted by: HomefrontSix at April 9, 2009 03:02 AM

"Where in the helk are the 111th Congress when you need them?

Update: No wonder we can't find them. They're playing hide the sausage.

You say that last as though it's a bad thing.
(Yeah, I know...I checked the link)

Posted by: camojack at April 9, 2009 03:50 AM

You say that last as though it's a bad thing.

Wait'll you answer the phone and the caller says, "Hi -- Ben Dover?"

Posted by: BillT at April 9, 2009 06:55 AM

Shrimp and sausage make a great gumbo.

Posted by: Cricket at April 9, 2009 09:48 AM