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May 07, 2009

Caption Contest Results

Whilst taking a brief respite from contemplating the immensely gratifying tally of "Carrie Prejean n*de t**s" referrals on our SiteMeter, the Editorial Staff hath deigned to render judgment upon the assembled knavery:

Erasing Inequality Caption Contest


You'll be amazed at the growth you will see when my husband's stimulus package gets around to you.


"No, I never feel the need to apologize. What? Oh! You asked, 'Where's your sari?' My bad."
One pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small...
Yu-Ain Gonnano
My husband's new created White House Council on Women and Girls will work tirelessly to end this barbaric practice of cutting women off at the knees.

FIST BUMP OF DEATH Caption Contest


*gasp!* That Hello Kitty tattoo on the back of his hand -- DAD?!?


Oh great... Now he's gonna have to sneak off for a smoke and a shower...


"It's Palmolive. John Edwards swears by it."

In honor of the prodigious quantity of snark heretofore displayed, a $300 donation has been made to the DJ Emery Fund at Homes for Our Troops.

If the spirit moveth, go thou and do likewise.

Posted by Cassandra at May 7, 2009 07:07 AM

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How cool are you? I'm 99% over you letting my cat outside....:)

Posted by: Carrie at May 7, 2009 09:16 AM

[sniff!!!!] :)

Posted by: Cassanda at May 7, 2009 09:23 AM

...the immensely gratifying tally of "Carrie Prejean n*de t**s" referrals on our SiteMeter...

Piffle. You're only Number 8 out of 3,560 hits in Google for that query.

Ummmmm -- that's just an educated guess, of course...

Posted by: Bill The Dirty Rotten Torture ApologisT at May 7, 2009 09:38 AM

Whatever...and with that I declare open season on next year. The first census taker has shown up at my door, wanting to know if the house was Unplotted. Obviously I need a Secret-Keeper.

Those were some fine rounds of snark.

Posted by: Cricket at May 7, 2009 02:54 PM