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May 15, 2009

Hate is not a Family Value Caption Contest

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It's Friday, and yes, I swiped this from V the K. Deal with it.

Posted by Cassandra at May 15, 2009 02:52 PM

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"Look Mommy! Republicans!!!!"

Posted by: Cassandra at May 15, 2009 03:00 PM

The Log Cabin KKK gets ready for a cross burning.

Posted by: airforcewife at May 15, 2009 03:15 PM

Senator Robert Byrd and Perez Hilton attended the Progressive Star ChamberĀ® Diversity Workshop this past full moon, prompting much speculation over their May-December affair, not to mention their designer gowns.

Posted by: Christingles Matthews at May 15, 2009 03:15 PM

This is what happens when you let moderates dictate party policy.

Posted by: Cassandra at May 15, 2009 03:20 PM

"Abu Ghuraib: The Musical" proved wildly popular with the chattering classes.

Posted by: Cassandra at May 15, 2009 03:26 PM

"WHAT? WHAT???"

"Is it the pasties? I *told* that (%*^ to make them smaller...."

Posted by: Cassandra at May 15, 2009 03:28 PM

Imnot Agey had finally had enough of being called Tinkie-Winkie by a guy dressed up on a Pink robe.

Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at May 15, 2009 03:37 PM

Mommmy - Barney is now a hater!

Posted by: Boquiusucio at May 15, 2009 03:39 PM

Bummer of a birthmark Hal and Al.

Posted by: Apologies2Gary Larson at May 15, 2009 03:41 PM

The crew on the set of 24 goof on Janeane Garofalo.

Janeane is currently heavily medicated and resting in guarded condition at St. Alfonso's Breakfast and Sneering Emporium.

Posted by: Richard's Quest at May 15, 2009 03:47 PM

The Ghost of Justice Rehnquist haunted Obama's dreams.

Posted by: Next Time, Skip the Cherry Garcia at May 15, 2009 03:49 PM

Ever since the release of that DHS report, Gunny Morales found himself dreading weekend excursions with the Explorer Scouts.

Posted by: Next Time, Skip the Cherry Garcia at May 15, 2009 04:07 PM

Dammit Billy Bob, how many times I gots to tell you, you gotta wash whites and colors seperately!

Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at May 15, 2009 05:03 PM

OK. That was funny.

Posted by: Cassandra at May 15, 2009 05:07 PM

"This is the *last* time I let my wife pick out my wardrobe..."

Posted by: Like You Haven't Said This at May 15, 2009 05:19 PM

We have to push where to activate our superpowers?!

Posted by: Snark Le'Puss at May 15, 2009 05:49 PM

Merry Christmas frommm.....France!

Love,
Beldar and Prymaat

Posted by: Snarkammando at May 15, 2009 05:54 PM

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Posted by: DL Sly at May 15, 2009 06:18 PM

Posted by: Boquisucio at May 15, 2009 06:28 PM

Hand over the nigger, or the gay pink bigot gets it!

(gasps from crowd)
-- "I think he means it"!
-- "We better do what he says"!

Posted by: a former european at May 15, 2009 10:08 PM

Hey y'all, do we clash with the draperies and carpet? It can be so hard to coordinate for a proper lynching in Austin.

Hook 'Em!!

Posted by: Kbob in Katy at May 15, 2009 11:32 PM

The KKK had finally arrived: Pink, Purple and Progressive.

Posted by: Cricket at May 16, 2009 10:38 AM

The Evening Gown competition at the Miss Dragon KKK pageant.

Posted by: Cricket at May 16, 2009 10:41 AM

Barney Frank was seriously considering shooting Perez for stealing his gown idea, even though it was in 'Perez Pink.'

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AlQaida operatives try to blend in at the Progressive KKK rally.

Posted by: Cricket at May 16, 2009 10:43 AM

Please, don't remove your masks! The world is not ready for KKK Ugly.

Posted by: Cricket at May 16, 2009 10:46 AM

Not a caption...but yes, I did just finish an accounting paper, why do you ask?

Posted by: Cricket at May 16, 2009 10:47 AM

"Cerise! It's this season's white!"

Posted by: BillT at May 16, 2009 01:49 PM

Todd and Tammy Burqa spent every Christmas Eve guarding the Grand Imperial Christmas Bush against theft by the Evil Diversity Grinch.


Posted by: spd rdr at May 16, 2009 03:16 PM

Mabel was all set to drop out of the competition on "Celebrity Lawn Darts," but then Earl convinced her otherwise.

Posted by: spd rdr at May 16, 2009 03:24 PM

Tony and Carmela found their relocation under the Witness Protection program a bit more stressful than they had evisioned.

Posted by: spd rdr at May 16, 2009 03:26 PM

It was supposed to be just another Christmas card photo. Unfortunately for Thelma, however, the flash of the camera made Wayne flinch.

Posted by: spd rdr at May 16, 2009 03:30 PM

You call that a weapon?

Posted by: spd rdr at May 16, 2009 03:32 PM

Which, the flat-black NerfBlaster or the spear-tipped Hanukkah bush?

Posted by: BillT at May 16, 2009 06:30 PM

"Lance-Bob and Roderick-Joe decided to put the Klan's new 'Don't Y'all Ayusk, Don't Y'all Tayull' policy to the acid test..."

Posted by: BillT at May 16, 2009 06:55 PM

Unfortunately for Thelma, however, the flash of the camera made Wayne flinch.

spd rdr wins the prize! Bwah hahhahhahhahhah!

Posted by: MathMom at May 16, 2009 08:19 PM

*overheard on the hidden microphone*

One usher turns to the other at the Progressive's Annual Keeping 'Em on the Gub'ment's PlantationĀ© symposium and says, "Did you bring the marshmellows and hotdogs? I brought the music."

The other usher says, "Yes and get your hand off my piece!"

*Just as BATF-Bob receives an URGENT TEXT MSG FROM DHS-SEC Janet Napo "I said to bug the GOP Citizenship Citation Awards at the American Legion hall!"*

Posted by: BATF-Bob Watchman at May 16, 2009 08:20 PM

Where are the straight people at?

Posted by: Mongo at May 16, 2009 09:26 PM

It is a toss-up of cookies between BillT and spd.

I go now to clean my monitor and find the brain bleach.

The eldest CLU (I do believe in diversity training, yanno) is going to help me clean up the monitor, order a new keyboard and pat me on the back.

Posted by: Cricket at May 16, 2009 09:30 PM

"Washington (AP): The Department of Homeland Security announced today that the Ku Klux Klan was making a concerted effort to increase its membership in those regions not traditionally associated with that organization -- most notably the San Francisco area..."

Posted by: BillT at May 17, 2009 02:01 PM

Eight foot ceilings did wonders for the Wakenhunt's self esteem.

Posted by: spd rdr at May 17, 2009 06:41 PM

Feeling the fire in his marriage beginning to slip away, first Bo tried Viagra, and then Cialis, and then, finally, Smith & Wessson, never suspecting that it was his tailor who was in love with his wife

Posted by: spd rdr at May 17, 2009 06:55 PM

...and then, finally, Smith & Wesson...

Smith makes tarps?

Posted by: BillT at May 18, 2009 09:23 AM

"You cannot take our gowns until you pry this gun from my cold, dead hand!"

Posted by: ziobuck at May 18, 2009 02:28 PM

Oblio and Arrow (under duress) dress up for one last Christmas before they're banished to the Pointless Forest.

Posted by: ziobuck at May 18, 2009 02:47 PM

Gay Klansmen demonstrate their willingness to fight to the death for their right to marry and discriminate against anyone different from themselves.

Posted by: MikeD at May 18, 2009 03:13 PM

Thurber, who hadn't seen his wife undressed in nearly five years, was beginning to become concerned that Shirley actually might be Jack Bauer.

Posted by: spd rdr at May 18, 2009 04:38 PM

Agnes: For the love of Bob, Bob! How was I supposed to know that a six-pointed star on the top of the tree meant that we support Israel?

Bob: Shut up and smile, Agnes.

Posted by: spd rdr at May 18, 2009 04:53 PM

"Smith makes tarps?"

Well that stands to reason what with Wesson making Mazola oil and all.
0>;~}

Posted by: DL Sly at May 18, 2009 06:04 PM

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