Villainous Company

"Look Mommy! Republicans!!!!"

The Log Cabin KKK gets ready for a cross burning.

Senator Robert Byrd and Perez Hilton attended the Progressive Star Chamber® Diversity Workshop this past full moon, prompting much speculation over their May-December affair, not to mention their designer gowns.

This is what happens when you let moderates dictate party policy.

"Abu Ghuraib: The Musical" proved wildly popular with the chattering classes.

"WHAT? WHAT???"

"Is it the pasties? I *told* that (%*^ to make them smaller...."

Imnot Agey had finally had enough of being called Tinkie-Winkie by a guy dressed up on a Pink robe.

Mommmy - Barney is now a hater!

Bummer of a birthmark Hal and Al.

The crew on the set of 24 goof on Janeane Garofalo.

Janeane is currently heavily medicated and resting in guarded condition at St. Alfonso's Breakfast and Sneering Emporium.

The Ghost of Justice Rehnquist haunted Obama's dreams.

Ever since the release of that DHS report, Gunny Morales found himself dreading weekend excursions with the Explorer Scouts.

Dammit Billy Bob, how many times I gots to tell you, you gotta wash whites and colors seperately!

OK. That was funny.

"This is the *last* time I let my wife pick out my wardrobe..."

We have to push where to activate our superpowers?!

Merry Christmas frommm.....France!

Love,
Beldar and Prymaat

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!

NO
* Not the comfy chair!.

Hand over the nigger, or the gay pink bigot gets it!

(gasps from crowd)
-- "I think he means it"!
-- "We better do what he says"!

Hey y'all, do we clash with the draperies and carpet? It can be so hard to coordinate for a proper lynching in Austin.

Hook 'Em!!

The KKK had finally arrived: Pink, Purple and Progressive.

The Evening Gown competition at the Miss Dragon KKK pageant.

Barney Frank was seriously considering shooting Perez for stealing his gown idea, even though it was in 'Perez Pink.'

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AlQaida operatives try to blend in at the Progressive KKK rally.

Please, don't remove your masks! The world is not ready for KKK Ugly.

Not a caption...but yes, I did just finish an accounting paper, why do you ask?

"Cerise! It's this season's white!"

Todd and Tammy Burqa spent every Christmas Eve guarding the Grand Imperial Christmas Bush against theft by the Evil Diversity Grinch.

Mabel was all set to drop out of the competition on "Celebrity Lawn Darts," but then Earl convinced her otherwise.

Tony and Carmela found their relocation under the Witness Protection program a bit more stressful than they had evisioned.

It was supposed to be just another Christmas card photo. Unfortunately for Thelma, however, the flash of the camera made Wayne flinch.

You call that a weapon?

Which, the flat-black NerfBlaster or the spear-tipped Hanukkah bush?

"Lance-Bob and Roderick-Joe decided to put the Klan's new 'Don't Y'all Ayusk, Don't Y'all Tayull' policy to the acid test..."

Unfortunately for Thelma, however, the flash of the camera made Wayne flinch.

spd rdr wins the prize! Bwah hahhahhahhahhah!

*overheard on the hidden microphone*

One usher turns to the other at the Progressive's Annual Keeping 'Em on the Gub'ment's Plantation© symposium and says, "Did you bring the marshmellows and hotdogs? I brought the music."

The other usher says, "Yes and get your hand off my piece!"

*Just as BATF-Bob receives an URGENT TEXT MSG FROM DHS-SEC Janet Napo "I said to bug the GOP Citizenship Citation Awards at the American Legion hall!"*

Where are the straight people at?

It is a toss-up of cookies between BillT and spd.

I go now to clean my monitor and find the brain bleach.

The eldest CLU (I do believe in diversity training, yanno) is going to help me clean up the monitor, order a new keyboard and pat me on the back.

"Washington (AP): The Department of Homeland Security announced today that the Ku Klux Klan was making a concerted effort to increase its membership in those regions not traditionally associated with that organization -- most notably the San Francisco area..."

Eight foot ceilings did wonders for the Wakenhunt's self esteem.

Feeling the fire in his marriage beginning to slip away, first Bo tried Viagra, and then Cialis, and then, finally, Smith & Wessson, never suspecting that it was his tailor who was in love with his wife

...and then, finally, Smith & Wesson...

Smith makes tarps?

"You cannot take our gowns until you pry this gun from my cold, dead hand!"

Oblio and Arrow (under duress) dress up for one last Christmas before they're banished to the Pointless Forest.

Gay Klansmen demonstrate their willingness to fight to the death for their right to marry and discriminate against anyone different from themselves.

Thurber, who hadn't seen his wife undressed in nearly five years, was beginning to become concerned that Shirley actually might be Jack Bauer.

Agnes: For the love of Bob, Bob! How was I supposed to know that a six-pointed star on the top of the tree meant that we support Israel?

Bob: Shut up and smile, Agnes.

"Smith makes tarps?"

Well that stands to reason what with Wesson making Mazola oil and all.
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