May 15, 2009
Hate is not a Family Value Caption Contest
It's Friday, and yes, I swiped this from V the K. Deal with it.
Posted by Cassandra at May 15, 2009 02:52 PM
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"Look Mommy! Republicans!!!!"
Posted by: Cassandra at May 15, 2009 03:00 PM
The Log Cabin KKK gets ready for a cross burning.
Posted by: airforcewife at May 15, 2009 03:15 PM
Senator Robert Byrd and Perez Hilton attended the Progressive Star Chamber® Diversity Workshop this past full moon, prompting much speculation over their May-December affair, not to mention their designer gowns.
Posted by: Christingles Matthews at May 15, 2009 03:15 PM
This is what happens when you let moderates dictate party policy.
Posted by: Cassandra at May 15, 2009 03:20 PM
"Abu Ghuraib: The Musical" proved wildly popular with the chattering classes.
Posted by: Cassandra at May 15, 2009 03:26 PM
"Is it the pasties? I *told* that (%*^ to make them smaller...."
Posted by: Cassandra at May 15, 2009 03:28 PM
Imnot Agey had finally had enough of being called Tinkie-Winkie by a guy dressed up on a Pink robe.
Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at May 15, 2009 03:37 PM
Mommmy - Barney is now a hater!
Posted by: Boquiusucio at May 15, 2009 03:39 PM
Bummer of a birthmark Hal and Al.
Posted by: Apologies2Gary Larson at May 15, 2009 03:41 PM
The crew on the set of 24 goof on Janeane Garofalo.
Janeane is currently heavily medicated and resting in guarded condition at St. Alfonso's Breakfast and Sneering Emporium.
Posted by: Richard's Quest at May 15, 2009 03:47 PM
The Ghost of Justice Rehnquist haunted Obama's dreams.
Posted by: Next Time, Skip the Cherry Garcia at May 15, 2009 03:49 PM
Ever since the release of that DHS report, Gunny Morales found himself dreading weekend excursions with the Explorer Scouts.
Posted by: Next Time, Skip the Cherry Garcia at May 15, 2009 04:07 PM
Dammit Billy Bob, how many times I gots to tell you, you gotta wash whites and colors seperately!
Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at May 15, 2009 05:03 PM
OK. That was funny.
Posted by: Cassandra at May 15, 2009 05:07 PM
"This is the *last* time I let my wife pick out my wardrobe..."
Posted by: Like You Haven't Said This at May 15, 2009 05:19 PM
We have to push where to activate our superpowers?!
Posted by: Snark Le'Puss at May 15, 2009 05:49 PM
Merry Christmas frommm.....France!
Beldar and Prymaat
Posted by: Snarkammando at May 15, 2009 05:54 PM
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Posted by: DL Sly at May 15, 2009 06:18 PM
Posted by: Boquisucio at May 15, 2009 06:28 PM
Hand over the nigger, or the gay pink bigot gets it!
(gasps from crowd)
-- "I think he means it"!
-- "We better do what he says"!
Posted by: a former european at May 15, 2009 10:08 PM
Hey y'all, do we clash with the draperies and carpet? It can be so hard to coordinate for a proper lynching in Austin.
Posted by: Kbob in Katy at May 15, 2009 11:32 PM
The KKK had finally arrived: Pink, Purple and Progressive.
Posted by: Cricket at May 16, 2009 10:38 AM
The Evening Gown competition at the Miss Dragon KKK pageant.
Posted by: Cricket at May 16, 2009 10:41 AM
Barney Frank was seriously considering shooting Perez for stealing his gown idea, even though it was in 'Perez Pink.'
AlQaida operatives try to blend in at the Progressive KKK rally.
Posted by: Cricket at May 16, 2009 10:43 AM
Please, don't remove your masks! The world is not ready for KKK Ugly.
Posted by: Cricket at May 16, 2009 10:46 AM
Not a caption...but yes, I did just finish an accounting paper, why do you ask?
Posted by: Cricket at May 16, 2009 10:47 AM
"Cerise! It's this season's white!"
Posted by: BillT at May 16, 2009 01:49 PM
Todd and Tammy Burqa spent every Christmas Eve guarding the Grand Imperial Christmas Bush against theft by the Evil Diversity Grinch.
Posted by: spd rdr at May 16, 2009 03:16 PM
Mabel was all set to drop out of the competition on "Celebrity Lawn Darts," but then Earl convinced her otherwise.
Posted by: spd rdr at May 16, 2009 03:24 PM
Tony and Carmela found their relocation under the Witness Protection program a bit more stressful than they had evisioned.
Posted by: spd rdr at May 16, 2009 03:26 PM
It was supposed to be just another Christmas card photo. Unfortunately for Thelma, however, the flash of the camera made Wayne flinch.
Posted by: spd rdr at May 16, 2009 03:30 PM
You call that a weapon?
Posted by: spd rdr at May 16, 2009 03:32 PM
Which, the flat-black NerfBlaster or the spear-tipped Hanukkah bush?
Posted by: BillT at May 16, 2009 06:30 PM
"Lance-Bob and Roderick-Joe decided to put the Klan's new 'Don't Y'all Ayusk, Don't Y'all Tayull' policy to the acid test..."
Posted by: BillT at May 16, 2009 06:55 PM
Unfortunately for Thelma, however, the flash of the camera made Wayne flinch.
spd rdr wins the prize! Bwah hahhahhahhahhah!
Posted by: MathMom at May 16, 2009 08:19 PM
*overheard on the hidden microphone*
One usher turns to the other at the Progressive's Annual Keeping 'Em on the Gub'ment's Plantation© symposium and says, "Did you bring the marshmellows and hotdogs? I brought the music."
The other usher says, "Yes and get your hand off my piece!"
*Just as BATF-Bob receives an URGENT TEXT MSG FROM DHS-SEC Janet Napo "I said to bug the GOP Citizenship Citation Awards at the American Legion hall!"*
Posted by: BATF-Bob Watchman at May 16, 2009 08:20 PM
Where are the straight people at?
Posted by: Mongo at May 16, 2009 09:26 PM
It is a toss-up of cookies between BillT and spd.
I go now to clean my monitor and find the brain bleach.
The eldest CLU (I do believe in diversity training, yanno) is going to help me clean up the monitor, order a new keyboard and pat me on the back.
Posted by: Cricket at May 16, 2009 09:30 PM
"Washington (AP): The Department of Homeland Security announced today that the Ku Klux Klan was making a concerted effort to increase its membership in those regions not traditionally associated with that organization -- most notably the San Francisco area..."
Posted by: BillT at May 17, 2009 02:01 PM
Eight foot ceilings did wonders for the Wakenhunt's self esteem.
Posted by: spd rdr at May 17, 2009 06:41 PM
Feeling the fire in his marriage beginning to slip away, first Bo tried Viagra, and then Cialis, and then, finally, Smith & Wessson, never suspecting that it was his tailor who was in love with his wife
Posted by: spd rdr at May 17, 2009 06:55 PM
...and then, finally, Smith & Wesson...
Smith makes tarps?
Posted by: BillT at May 18, 2009 09:23 AM
"You cannot take our gowns until you pry this gun from my cold, dead hand!"
Posted by: ziobuck at May 18, 2009 02:28 PM
Oblio and Arrow (under duress) dress up for one last Christmas before they're banished to the Pointless Forest.
Posted by: ziobuck at May 18, 2009 02:47 PM
Gay Klansmen demonstrate their willingness to fight to the death for their right to marry and discriminate against anyone different from themselves.
Posted by: MikeD at May 18, 2009 03:13 PM
Thurber, who hadn't seen his wife undressed in nearly five years, was beginning to become concerned that Shirley actually might be Jack Bauer.
Posted by: spd rdr at May 18, 2009 04:38 PM
Agnes: For the love of Bob, Bob! How was I supposed to know that a six-pointed star on the top of the tree meant that we support Israel?
Bob: Shut up and smile, Agnes.
Posted by: spd rdr at May 18, 2009 04:53 PM
"Smith makes tarps?"
Well that stands to reason what with Wesson making Mazola oil and all.
Posted by: DL Sly at May 18, 2009 06:04 PM