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May 01, 2009

The Mind Boggles...

Why do we suspect there is a version of these out there with "Fear the Turtle" emblazoned upon it?

Update: Tired of hounding clients about overdue bills? Get creative. Key graf:

He agreed to take off $200 every time he had sex with her and $400 when she arranged sex with another woman.

Update II: "Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!"

Sarah Palin was unavailable for comment. How conveeeeeeeeenient.

Posted by Cassandra at May 1, 2009 03:49 PM

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Maybe we could get, ohhhh, say about 600 of these with Tennessee Volunteer logos and send them to the critters currently inhabiting the Hill. We could sign it, "With Love, Your US Military".

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Posted by: DL Sly at May 1, 2009 03:58 PM

OMG, Cassandra, I laughed so hard I almost fell off my chair. And that first comment by "Stacey" is priceless!

Perfect Friday afternoon stuff.

Posted by: Elise at May 1, 2009 04:11 PM

I still can't get over the tiny bow.

The scariest thing is that those are my HS colors.

*rolling eyes*

Worst. Color scheme. Ever.

Posted by: Cassandra at May 1, 2009 04:15 PM

LOL ::falls over::

Posted by: Jewels at May 1, 2009 04:20 PM

"Fear the Turle" LMAO!!!!

Posted by: Red at May 1, 2009 04:27 PM

:snark: I meant "Turtle". I was laughing and typing at the same time.

Posted by: Red at May 1, 2009 04:28 PM

the really sad thing about the Collections story is that during my tragically brief stint as a paralegal, I did a LOT of collections :p

Boy, do I have stories about that.

Posted by: Cassandra at May 1, 2009 04:30 PM

Now I know where most of the thongs from the PX/BX wound up.

Not that I examined them all that closely, y'unnerstan...

Posted by: BillT at May 1, 2009 05:26 PM

Why do we suspect there is a version of these out there with "Fear the Turtle" emblazoned upon it?

That *would* put "Hell In A Shell" in a whole new light, wouldn't it?

Posted by: BillT at May 1, 2009 05:37 PM

Not that I examined them all that closely, y'unnerstan...

Liar, liar, thong's on fire... :p

Posted by: Cassandra at May 1, 2009 05:42 PM

*big wink*

Ohhhkayyyy......gotcha.

One question....how many are there in "most"?
Or does "most" simply exclude the neon blue ones?

Ok that was two questions....Ooooh Shiny!

Posted by: DL Sly at May 1, 2009 05:47 PM

As an University of Maryland Alumnus, I must say, just wait for TESTUDO TO ROAR.

Posted by: Boquisucio at May 1, 2009 07:03 PM

Turtles don't roar -- they're *happy*.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfuRz1w_8ss

Liar, liar, thong's on fire...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYzB_QqxXu4

*snerk!*

Posted by: BillT at May 1, 2009 07:31 PM

Whoops! NSFW audio alert at the end.

Posted by: BillT at May 1, 2009 07:32 PM

Could be worse...could be for UC Santa Cruz.

Because the words "thong" and "banana slug should *never* be used in the same sentence...

Posted by: Sly's Wardrobe Mistress at May 1, 2009 10:16 PM

"The party starts here get in line"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4NY31aBIQ8

Posted by: Sly's Wardrobe Mistress at May 1, 2009 10:21 PM

I'm there.
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Posted by: DL Sly at May 2, 2009 01:22 AM

There's a guy in MacGyver's company that is the epitome of that song. I seriously want to implant him with a speaker that plays this song continuously.

Posted by: Sly's Wardrobe Mistress at May 2, 2009 01:31 AM

And I can imagine it won't be an upper abdominal implant.

Posted by: BillT at May 2, 2009 05:43 AM

just wait for TESTUDO TO ROAR...

I have to say that I've been gratified to see UMd rise through the ranks. My brother got his PhD from Md. and his daughter (an extremely bright and level headed young woman) is finishing her freshman year at Md.

Regarding turtles roaring, I can deal with that... so long as the roar doesn't emanate from a black and red thong with a tiny bow :p

Posted by: Cassandra at May 2, 2009 09:10 AM

I am Turtle, hear me roar
From somewhere down here on the floor,
And I'm slow too much, I need to have my shelk!
I may sing a turtle song
But I won't sing it from a thong,
Not even one that's black and red as helk!

Posted by: Cecil B. deBille, Lyricist at May 2, 2009 09:55 AM

HF6,
That song woulda been my brother's theme song.
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Posted by: DL Sly at May 2, 2009 02:10 PM

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