June 12, 2009
Anyone seen BillT lately????
In other news, nothing says "I'll love you forever" like a giant bag 'o bones.
Posted by Cassandra at June 12, 2009 07:57 AM
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Posted by: Cricket at June 12, 2009 11:09 AM
"deputies caught the 42-year-old man only wearing panties in an abandoned farm house"insisting that the chicken had winked at him...
Posted by: The-Manchurian-bubba_hun at June 12, 2009 11:18 AM
He claims to be in Mars, but I don't believe him.
Posted by: Boquisucio at June 12, 2009 11:37 AM
I suspect the Mars foto was a clever ruse to try to establish an alibi...
Posted by: This is very suspicious... at June 12, 2009 12:51 PM
What a fashion faux pas! Only a right winged gun toting bible thumping redneck from somewhere where The New York Times is only available on microfilm at public library would not know that thongs are so utterly last season when it comes to in-style burglary apparel
Fishnets, however impractical, are always appropriate, to turn out a well-dressed thief.
Posted by: fshn rdr at June 12, 2009 01:41 PM
With all this talk of fishnets I guess I should have asked where mr rdr was, too :p
Posted by: Cassandra at June 12, 2009 01:50 PM
I am not now, nor have I ever been, a resident of Tennessee.
Besides, I have an alibi. I didn't have *time* to go running around burgling people's houses or molesting chickens...
Posted by: BillT at June 12, 2009 03:16 PM
"I didn't have *time* to go running around burgling people's houses or molesting chickens..."
Well, everybody bewails not having the time to do something. ;}
<retreats to bomb shelter/>
Posted by: socialism_is_error at June 12, 2009 08:06 PM