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July 07, 2009
Gallery of Regrettable Products, Part I
We are sorry, but this is just wrong.
But not as wrong as this.
Posted by Cassandra at July 7, 2009 03:36 PM
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Wait'll they come out with a cute li'l perky-wiggly robotic ribbon snake...
Posted by: BillT at July 7, 2009 03:43 PM
And try as I might, I still couldn't find even a single M-80 to blow something to smithereens on Independence Day.
What strange times we live in.
Posted by: spd rdr at July 7, 2009 04:18 PM
Posted by: Pepe LePuter at July 7, 2009 04:26 PM
Richard Gere was...
Oh never mind. There are some things that are just too icky to think about.
Posted by: Cricket at July 7, 2009 07:42 PM
"...it's a furry cute thing that wiggles. What's not to like?"
Um, ew.
Posted by: Sly's Wardrobe Mistress at July 7, 2009 10:32 PM
Oh, whew!!
I am So. Glad. that there is a line you won't cross wrt a Mr. DeBille *cinematic directive*.
*crumples telegraph page into a ball....she shoots....she scores!!....and the crowd goes wild!!!!*
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Posted by: DL Sly at July 8, 2009 01:07 AM
The crowd will go wilder when they see how well the new vanilla butter-cream icing formula conforms to the contours of the Alps in the diorama.
Posted by: BillT at July 8, 2009 03:02 AM
We are sorry, but this is just wrong.
But not as wrong as this.
And neither one is as funny as this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOE2cw5xGmw&feature=related
Posted by: BillT at July 8, 2009 04:18 AM
Oh, SWHNOB the VES liked that one.
heh
Of course, now she's trying to figure out how to do that with the cat. Run kitty!!
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Posted by: DL Sly at July 8, 2009 01:02 PM
"Of course, now she's trying to figure out how to do that with the cat. Run kitty!!"Oh please, oh please
Posted by: bt-the resident-curmudgeon_hun at July 8, 2009 01:22 PM
Nah, wouldn't work.......she'd want to watch it spin and (thankfully) ours doesn't have a window.
Posted by: DL Sly at July 8, 2009 03:24 PM
I'm sure there are tempered glass doors available on -- uhhhhh -- the tyke doesn't lurk here, perchance, does she?
Posted by: BillT at July 8, 2009 04:03 PM
Nah, she's chasing kitty....still.
Posted by: DL Sly at July 8, 2009 04:38 PM
Good helk. In the past 24 hours we have been notified by the 'FTC' that we won $350,000 in the Random House Sweeps, but in order to claim our prize, we had to send them a 'totally refundable registration fee' of 1%.
Uhhh sure. The harrassment began. They finally quit when I answered using my treasure trove of authentic accents.
That is ONE product I should sell; a responder that changes your voice into an non-specific accent. You can say the most outrageous stuff...
heh.
Posted by: Cricket at July 9, 2009 02:50 PM
Fiber proking? Prepay the modish tinman canny!
Sign on the dotted line. Regibry.
Posted by: Bill (Using His Generic Mid-Central East Coastian Accent) T at July 9, 2009 05:30 PM