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July 07, 2009

Gallery of Regrettable Products, Part I

We are sorry, but this is just wrong.

But not as wrong as this.

Posted by Cassandra at July 7, 2009 03:36 PM

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Wait'll they come out with a cute li'l perky-wiggly robotic ribbon snake...

Posted by: BillT at July 7, 2009 03:43 PM

And try as I might, I still couldn't find even a single M-80 to blow something to smithereens on Independence Day.

What strange times we live in.

Posted by: spd rdr at July 7, 2009 04:18 PM

Posted by: Pepe LePuter at July 7, 2009 04:26 PM

Richard Gere was...

Oh never mind. There are some things that are just too icky to think about.

Posted by: Cricket at July 7, 2009 07:42 PM

"...it's a furry cute thing that wiggles. What's not to like?"


Um, ew.

Posted by: Sly's Wardrobe Mistress at July 7, 2009 10:32 PM

Oh, whew!!
I am So. Glad. that there is a line you won't cross wrt a Mr. DeBille *cinematic directive*.

*crumples telegraph page into a ball....she shoots....she scores!!....and the crowd goes wild!!!!*
0>;~}

Posted by: DL Sly at July 8, 2009 01:07 AM

The crowd will go wilder when they see how well the new vanilla butter-cream icing formula conforms to the contours of the Alps in the diorama.

Posted by: BillT at July 8, 2009 03:02 AM

We are sorry, but this is just wrong.

But not as wrong as this.

And neither one is as funny as this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOE2cw5xGmw&feature=related

Posted by: BillT at July 8, 2009 04:18 AM

Oh, SWHNOB the VES liked that one.
heh
Of course, now she's trying to figure out how to do that with the cat. Run kitty!!
0>;~}

Posted by: DL Sly at July 8, 2009 01:02 PM

"Of course, now she's trying to figure out how to do that with the cat. Run kitty!!"
Oh please, oh please

Posted by: bt-the resident-curmudgeon_hun at July 8, 2009 01:22 PM

Nah, wouldn't work.......she'd want to watch it spin and (thankfully) ours doesn't have a window.

Posted by: DL Sly at July 8, 2009 03:24 PM

I'm sure there are tempered glass doors available on -- uhhhhh -- the tyke doesn't lurk here, perchance, does she?

Posted by: BillT at July 8, 2009 04:03 PM

Nah, she's chasing kitty....still.

Posted by: DL Sly at July 8, 2009 04:38 PM

Good helk. In the past 24 hours we have been notified by the 'FTC' that we won $350,000 in the Random House Sweeps, but in order to claim our prize, we had to send them a 'totally refundable registration fee' of 1%.

Uhhh sure. The harrassment began. They finally quit when I answered using my treasure trove of authentic accents.

That is ONE product I should sell; a responder that changes your voice into an non-specific accent. You can say the most outrageous stuff...

heh.

Posted by: Cricket at July 9, 2009 02:50 PM

Fiber proking? Prepay the modish tinman canny!

Sign on the dotted line. Regibry.

Posted by: Bill (Using His Generic Mid-Central East Coastian Accent) T at July 9, 2009 05:30 PM