September 02, 2009
ALL YOUR INTERNETS ARE BELONG TO US!
Intercepted communication from the White House:
AO (anno Obama) 0001
Communication operator: Captain! We have received a transmission! It appears to be coming from...the White House!
Communication operator: Incoming visual on the main screen.
Captain: [GASP!] It's you!!
You seem busy, gentlemen.
With the help of a technology vendor I can blame if word of this ever gets out, the White House has captured your Facebook. In fact, all ur Internets now belong to us! HA HA HA HA HA.
You domestic terrorists never learn, do you? Your privacy is about to meet its doom as well.
Captain: But... ... it can't be ...! You were a Constitutional law professor! You promised to protect us from government snooping!
We are grateful for your cooperation.
Cherish these few remaining moments of your freedom, wingnut.
Posted by Cassandra at September 2, 2009 08:27 AM
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Captain: What is the doomsday scenario requiring the issuance of this directive?
DarthBama; It is not for you to question the wisdom of my proclamation. It is for you to implement my order without question.
Captain: (side bar) So this is what the Kobayashi Maru was for...Sir, repeat last instruction..you broke up on the transmission..QRK1...repeat QRK1...OUT!
DarthBama; SAY WHAT?!
Posted by: vet66 at September 2, 2009 09:55 AM
The evolution of White House communications in seven easy steps:
Can you hear me now?
CAN you hear me now?
Can YOU hear me now?
Can you HEAR me now?
Can you hear ME now?
Can you hear me NOW?
HEAR. ME. NOW.
Posted by: spd rdr at September 2, 2009 10:11 AM
>AO (anno Obama) 0001
What a horribly offensive concept. Way to shake an audience. ;)
Posted by: smitty at September 2, 2009 10:52 AM
Him has pwogwessed so faw in wast five years. Why, seems wike only yesterday him declare him will find his fwog. Hopkin gween fwog.
Now him have helmet of doom and intertubes switch. Ewww! Maybe him will find his fwog. Him need his friend Hopkin to endure having him butt kicked regularly by former VPOTUS.
Poor wittel fewwo.
Posted by: Darth Shredder at September 2, 2009 11:18 AM
It's hard to know whether to laugh or cry at most of this stuff. Me, I prefer to laugh :p
Posted by: Cassandra at September 2, 2009 08:54 PM
Posted by: spd rdr at September 2, 2009 08:56 PM
When do we get to the part where he finds our lack of faith in HopeandChange disturbing?
Posted by: Cricket at September 3, 2009 08:08 AM