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October 27, 2009

This. Will. Not. Stand.

Marines do *NOT* eat puppies!!!

Marine babie-eats-puppies.jpg

[slurp!]

OK, we will [relunctantly] admit that the Air Force rocks:

I think the Marine team needs to return fire. [looking around] Now where did I put that pacifier?

Posted by Cassandra at October 27, 2009 06:37 PM

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Dunno about that. Having lived in China, I can't promise that this Marine Team member hasn't eaten a puppy or two.

Posted by: Grim at October 27, 2009 11:23 PM

mmmmm...puppies....

Posted by: Carrie at October 28, 2009 07:15 AM

I was in India for two years (no R & R). God knows what I ate. I did not ask. Puppies are OK. They just grow up to be dogs--too tough!!

Posted by: philip at October 28, 2009 07:20 AM

I had lunch with most of the Green Beanie A-Teams in the Mekong Delta.

Go into any suburban pet shop and make a list...

Posted by: BillT at October 28, 2009 07:51 AM

I didn't know it at the time but I ate camel in Egypt..
Did not taste like chicken, by the way....

Posted by: Carrie at October 28, 2009 08:26 AM

Too funny. Or is that why you named your dog 'Sausage?'

*ducking and running*

Posted by: Cricket at October 28, 2009 08:35 AM

OK, we will [relunctantly] admit that the Air Force rocks:

Relunctantly? Oh, I see... calling the Air Force lunkheads, but very subtlety! Nicely done.

:P

Typos ARE forgiven after beer:30 ma'am. Just ribbin' ya.

Posted by: MikeD at October 28, 2009 09:13 AM

This is what it sounds like when grunts cry. ;p
http://www.mudvillegazette.com/032816.html

Posted by: Mrs G at October 28, 2009 11:25 AM

I was offered sheep's eyeball at a bedouin cookout in Kuwait.

I was assured it was "guest of honor" stuff.

I ate it, looked at Babur and said, "No, it's "test the infidel" stuff. You aren't fooling me. Now, eat yours."

He laughed, and didn't eat his.

Don't ask.

Posted by: John of Argghhh! at October 28, 2009 11:38 AM

"He laughed, and didn't eat his."

To which any Marine would have said, "If you don't want yours, I'll take it."
heh
0>;~}

Posted by: DL Sly at October 28, 2009 12:04 PM

Says the one who never ate a sheep's eyeball...

Posted by: BillT at October 28, 2009 12:26 PM

I'm thinking a shark eyeball tastes the same...well, maybe a little saltier....and dirtier -- it had been bounced on the floor a *few* times.

Posted by: DL Sly at October 28, 2009 01:52 PM