January 24, 2010
Even by the Times' stratospherically high standards, this is pure comedy gold. First off, you should know that the Democratic Party remains eternally vigilant against murderous extremists plotting to destroy our way of life:
“We are going to evaluate what we need to do to get timely intelligence and early warnings so we don’t face situations like we did in Massachusetts.”
If that's not enough to put a smile on your face, this will surely do the trick:
As Mr. Obama prepares to deliver his State of the Union address on Wednesday and lay out his initiatives for the second year of his presidency, his decision to take greater control of the party’s politics signals a new approach.
How many "new approaches" have we seen this year? I've lost count, but at least no one can say our man Barack is unwilling to change course. And it's comforting to know the President is planning to get personally involved... You know, take charge. Exercise the brilliance, charisma and political finesse that worked so well for him in Copenhagen ... twice.
Oh well, they can't take foreign policy away from him.
Yessir. I'm feeling better already.
Posted by Cassandra at January 24, 2010 02:10 AM
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Ooohhh that'll make me sleep better at night.
I feel safer now, knowing that liberal Rethug attorneys who posed rather cheekily for Cosmo
are going to have the Thought Police monitoring their every move.
Posted by: Cricket at January 24, 2010 12:30 PM
Intelligence? What intelligence?
Priorities, eh what?
Posted by: bthun at January 24, 2010 02:03 PM
Circle those wagons, baby...it's a good way to go nowhere, fast. ;-)
Posted by: camojack at January 25, 2010 01:28 AM
Well, you know, it was our last President's refusal to change course that brought us this disaster, which has manifested itself as a Republican senator from Mass who drives a truck.
Posted by: KJ at January 26, 2010 11:12 AM