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May 14, 2010

"HUH????" Caption Contest

Via BOQ, a moment of levity:

Bridal Keepsake.jpg

Posted by Cassandra at May 14, 2010 09:42 AM

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Okay, if Boq sent it, the caption has to be in Spanglish using a Ricardo Montalban accent.

Posted by: BillT at May 14, 2010 10:30 AM

"....his beard has experienced more than other mens' entire bodies... he is... the most interesting man in the world"

Posted by: Cassandra at May 14, 2010 10:36 AM

Hey mamita, dis is Reeech Corinthian Leadther!

Five minutes ago, I was 80-YEARS OLD!

Posted by: Boquisucio at May 14, 2010 10:58 AM

Boq, it's "...hreetch, Caw-hreen-thee-yohn.." -- back to Rosetta Stone, muchacho...

Posted by: BillT at May 14, 2010 11:21 AM

I'm all set! I've got the couch, the beer, and the remote. Now one of these days, I'll take the TV out of the box!

Posted by: Cousin Dave at May 14, 2010 11:22 AM

We managed to compress the sum total of the Left's knowledge of human nature in this package.

All for a low low deal. Just sign on the bottom line here. In blood.

Posted by: Ymarsakar at May 14, 2010 11:53 AM

"Put up the flat screen tv? What would I use for a footrest?"

Posted by: Cricket at May 14, 2010 11:58 AM

Yet another "Boxing Helena" fan.

Posted by: smitty at May 14, 2010 12:07 PM

"He said 'yes to the dress' but found he could live without the one wearing it."

Posted by: I Call BS at May 14, 2010 12:14 PM

Take Two:

"He said 'yes to the dress' but found he could live without the one wearing it as long as he had his beer and his big-screen TV."

Posted by: I Call BS at May 14, 2010 12:16 PM

Hey, honey !!...HONEY !!! Hey could you get me another beer ? Hey, honey, before the commercial's over please.

Posted by: Edward Lunny at May 14, 2010 01:00 PM

As he propped his feet up on his makeshift "coffee table", Brian congratulated himself on surviving the wedding festivities. From here on out, it would be smooth sai....

[THUD]

Posted by: Cassandra at May 14, 2010 01:30 PM

Hey Mami, wheee do'n need no steenkin' G-whedin' Gown. *burp* Where's mi cerveza?

Posted by: Boquisucio at May 14, 2010 01:34 PM

"Dresses? Dresses? We don't need no steenkin' wedding dresses around here!"

Posted by: Don Brouhaha at May 14, 2010 06:05 PM

While drinking his beer -stay thirsty my friends- it occurred to Don Juan Crédulo, that maybe his buddies were just kidding when they told him that it is a gringo custom to secure the new bride in the Bridal Keepsafe, aka Chastity Box on the first night of marriage.

Juan now fears that this might be a long, lonely honeymoon, or a short, expensive marriage.

*belch*

Posted by: bthun at May 14, 2010 06:52 PM

Duke had planned to bury his wife's body in the woods, but then the game went into extra innings.

Posted by: spd rdr at May 14, 2010 07:01 PM

And the winner is ...

"Duke had planned to bury his wife's body in the woods, but then the game went into extra innings.
Posted by: spd rdr at May 14, 2010 07:01 PM"

Posted by: I Call BS at May 14, 2010 07:55 PM

So... what's the big white box?

Posted by: Grim at May 14, 2010 08:03 PM

Your favorite brand of beer...$2 a bottle
Extra subscription fee to sports package that covers your favorite team: $30 a month
Having someone to bring you another cold one without you having to get up....Priceless

Posted by: retriever at May 14, 2010 08:42 PM

it's got his wife's wedding dress in it ... all packaged and sealed for posterity ... so that after 30 years of marriage, IF she can still fit in it, it will be ready for the renewal of the vows ... my wife and her girl friends had a "girls' night out last night" and they all brought their boxed wedding dresses, so they could giggle and squeal and do whatever girls do at a "girls' night out" with their wedding dresses ...

Posted by: I Call BS at May 14, 2010 09:06 PM

BTW, my wife is able [again, rather than still] to fit into her dress, after 29 years ... [kvelling]

Posted by: I Call BS at May 14, 2010 09:08 PM

No kidding? I think my wife has hers wrapped in a plastic garbage bag in the attic. :)

Posted by: Grim at May 14, 2010 10:08 PM

Yes dear, I’m still looking at the picture. But I still don’t understand why you’re so upset. I told you I’d help you find your dress when the game was over. I mean it’s just a dress. Dear. Dear. Oh what are you mad about now?

Posted by: crazy mike at May 15, 2010 07:07 AM

Other than taking up precious space, that's about all wedding dresses are good for after the fact. Maybe I'm unsentimental but I didn't buy my wedding dress. I borrowed it from my SIL - it was beautiful and meant more to me than one I picked off the rack. The bonus was that I don't have a big white box/ottoman to schlep around the country 12 years later.

Posted by: HomefrontSix at May 18, 2010 01:09 PM

Forgot to return her dress....yeah, I can't believe it either. Its been months. Sheesh, this is going to cost a fortune. Did your ex's bridesmaids returned hers when they returned theirs? That figures. After 2 months its probably cheaper to buy it than pay the penalties. What a racket.

Posted by: tomg51 at May 18, 2010 01:22 PM

You know, 31+ years after being married, I'm ashamed to say my wedding dress is still in a box in my Mom's basement.

Posted by: Cassandra at May 18, 2010 01:53 PM

Despite the detailed photographic evidence, the District Attorney was unable to persuade the all-female grand jury to do anything besides no-bill the case. The Grand Jury also ordered the police to return Mrs. B's .30-30. "Of course we felt sympathy for her," the lead juror explained to our reporter. "She couldn't use a shotgun without endangering the dress!"

Posted by: LittleRed1 at May 18, 2010 02:47 PM

One beer was not going to get Bobby through being maid of honor.

Posted by: Cricket at May 18, 2010 11:48 PM

I wore my mother's. 1944 vintage.

Posted by: Cricket at May 19, 2010 12:02 AM

Very cool, Cricket. My mom still has hers somewhere. My sister got a new one for her wedding in November. All I know is, I passed up my mom's weight when she got married (about 108) when I was in junior high. I'd never be able to fit into it, even if it was one I wanted to wear, if I am ever lucky enough to find "Mr. Right", that is... I don't think my other sister (I'd bet money she'll marry before I do, as she's living with her boyfriend and they've been dating for almost two years now and refers to his mom as the MIL...) would want to wear Mom's dress, either. Not sure she'd fit into it, either, though she's very trim.

Posted by: Miss Ladybug at May 19, 2010 08:48 PM

"One beer was not going to get Bobby through being maid of honor." -- that one gets my vote.

Posted by: Texan99 at May 20, 2010 11:51 AM

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